Acolytes of Junket

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Raptor_ wrote:

?? This is a strange thread. Is there money involved and who is Junket?

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Junket wrote:

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Me! Yes!!! There is money involved - send to the PO Box that Susan has established - check with her and you will get a nifty coffee mug or bobble head - your choice - if you send a measly $25.00. If you send a trifling $50.00, you'll get a t-shirt, bumper stickers AND both the coffee mug and bobble head. Don't wait! Supplies are limited and demand is extraordinary. Never seen anything like it since the run on talking Elmo...

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Junket wrote:

This is just wrong. Susan, please step into my office and close the door.

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Junket wrote:

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Me! Yes!!! There is money involved - send to the PO Box that Susan has established - check with her and you will get a nifty coffee mug or bobble head - your choice - if you send a measly $25.00. If you send a trifling $50.00, you'll get a t-shirt, bumper stickers AND both the coffee mug and bobble head. Don't wait! Supplies are limited and demand is extraordinary. Never seen anything like it since the run on talking Elmo...

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Ravenclaw wrote:

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May I say that you look particularly wonderful today Junket! Please don't fire Princess Sue, she has worked very hard on your behalf! Heck she convinced me that sales of your biography would surpass all the Harry Potter books combined, and I have already set up a chair outside the theater awaiting the movie on your life story. Please consider offering autographed pictures to your adoring fans.

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Princess Sue wrote:

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Remember all monies collected go to my new charity!

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Ravenclaw wrote:

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May I say that you look particularly wonderful today Junket! Please don't fire Princess Sue, she has worked very hard on your behalf! Heck she convinced me that sales of your biography would surpass all the Harry Potter books combined, and I have already set up a chair outside the theater awaiting the movie on your life story. Please consider offering autographed pictures to your adoring fans.

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Princess Sue wrote:

Errrrr, heh, heh, I meant to Junket's new charity - small slip of the tongue.

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Junket wrote:

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I'm literally on fire Ravenclaw! Check me out on youtube. I've become viral!
Yes, I am having second thoughts regarding Sue. I still question her competency, but ... just a minute reading ahead - my favorite charity is me, me, me. What is she pulling now?{shaking head in sad disbelief}

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-Kevin- wrote:

Why does it smell like Jergins in here?

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Ravenclaw wrote:

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Even though I am barefoot, I am signing over all my paychecks to your wonderful charity. I have also named Junket as the beneficiary to my will and all life insurance policies.
And I forced all my friends, family and neighbors to join my Junket Fan Club! Membership fees will be forwarded, the check is in the mail.

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Junket wrote:

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I'm literally on fire Ravenclaw! Check me out on youtube. I've become viral!
Yes, I am having second thoughts regarding Sue. I still question her competency, but ... just a minute reading ahead - my favorite charity is me, me, me. What is she pulling now?{shaking head in sad disbelief}

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Ravenclaw wrote:

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Well of course you went viral. You are the Great Junket, the one and only, that which we all aspire to be! I expected nothing less. Could I be the President of your Western Fan Club? I am willing to use coercion to raise funds and antiquities on your behalf. I have some great marketing ideas, and I have already cleared my walls of the Daniel Radcliff posters to make room for yours. I also threw out my entire Star Trek collection to make way for your bobbleheads! I have also petitioned the city I live in to be renamed Junketville. I've always wanted to be a real fangirl!