Top Quotes of the Day

A place to post funny/amusing/interesting quotes said in topix.

First one.

IXSatanXI wrote:

Um, you should stop checking out used tampons trying to find Satan.

:D

Lol, I am honored to be the first.

Obviously someone didn't like it ;-)

IXSatanXI wrote:

Lol, I am honored to be the first.

A hooker told me that when I was 14.

Come on guys.. don't leave me out..

[Quote, Richard Nixon. I am not a crook ]

_Virginia_ wrote:

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This troll for a long time has told people to Google my name. The search engine is rigged for defamatory posts to come up first for me and for the Topix Keepers.
I don't even use Google any more for this reason. Other search engines are fine.

Quote of the century.

Beware of the googles.

Carl Bad wrote:

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Quote of the century.
Beware of the googles.

Sorry, Ginny's stalkers/loverboys aren't allowed to add to this.

#2 quote is still up for grabs.

What have you got against ginny getting some lovin?

Anyone can paste a quote.

But whatever you do don't google it.

Tuba Luba wrote:

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Sorry, Ginny's stalkers/loverboys aren't allowed to add to this.

You just killed this thread.

2 most told lies in the world

# 1 is i cant get pregnant im on the pill

# 2 is i wont come in your mouth i promise

Those are funny unreals_dad, but I am looking more for quotes made by Topix posters. :D

KKnopp wrote:

Those are funny unreals_dad, but I am looking more for quotes made by Topix posters.:D

I know KK but when you get my age some things just make you think of old things ,sorry but couldnt help myself.

I saw this a few months ago and its funny and i dont remember the thread nor the username

Remember girls that Knight in shinning armour your flirting with may be a Retard in tin foil !!

unreals_dad wrote:

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Remember girls that Knight in shinning armour your flirting with may be a Retard in tin foil !!

lol was that another quote? And I know all about guys pretending to be girls. ;-)

I don't really flirt.

KnightPirate wrote:

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You just killed this thread.

You know, after looking at your profile pic, you look a lot like me

KKnopp wrote:

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lol was that another quote? And I know all about guys pretending to be girls. ;-)
I don't really flirt.

KK no sexual meuindoes sent your way but im 100% straight male so if i sent one it was a mistake and when i hear a good quote ill bring it back here

Carl Bad wrote:

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Quote of the century.
Beware of the googles.

I gotta go with Carl on this one

_Virginia_ wrote:

This troll for a long time has told people to Google my name. The search engine is rigged for defamatory posts to come up first for me and for the Topix Keepers.
I don't even use Google any more for this reason. Other search engines are fine.

Someone explain to her how google works

PoIiticaIIy_Incorrect wrote:

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I gotta go with Carl on this one
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Someone explain to her how google works

See this rule.

http://www.topix.com/forum/news/topix/TG3RDR1...

Still waiting for #2 quote.

Anyone?

KKnopp wrote:

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See this rule.
.......

I live by my own rules

I don't click links, that is how you get a virus that can hack your computer, which makes google turn on you, see below.

Ginny Hoge wrote:

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Hey PT. Yes you did work with EY in his siege of me, you shared a user name I have your comments saved. You talked with him before it and helped plan it, I know this for a fact.
You faked that disgusting chat you posted in the sex forum, jerk.
you are sickening, and a coward as well.