The Sometimes, Sometimes NOT Husband Club

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#1 Apr 1, 2012
Ladies, ladies! Sign up here. No pushing, shoving, jostling or fighting.

This club has sometimes, sometimes NOT husbands available. They vacuum, do laundry, give gifts, cook and are sometimes there and sometimes NOT. The best of both worlds! A sometimes, sometimes NOT husband, the perfect guy for every gal!

AND he looks exactly like Kev, a Lochinvar for every season!

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#2 Apr 1, 2012
As the first gal to join, I have dibs on spending ALL the money.

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#3 Apr 2, 2012
I notice that I've already acquired a nasty judge it troll and that the guys don't seem to be lining up for this job. Hmmmmmmmmmm

“<3”

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#4 Apr 2, 2012
Excellent idea! May I join? Who needs a full-time husband when a part-time cutie will do? The dishes, laundry, move the furniture, shave the neighbors, etc.

“Merry Christmas”

Since: Jun 09

Hookerville, GA

#5 Apr 2, 2012
I'm in!

“Incorrupta fides, nudaque veri”

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#6 Apr 2, 2012
Is this the rent a husband thread?

If so I might be willing to rent myself out at night time as long as I can leave first thing in the morning?

“No Hot pants, no problem”

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#7 Apr 2, 2012
I'd like to join, too.

“<3”

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Black Rock City, NV

#8 Apr 2, 2012
Does this plan offer a choice of models? I want a clone of a certain cutie. He's gonna look soooo nice in a flannel apron.

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#9 Apr 2, 2012
Aha! Ricky is willing to join. Luckily for us his wallet is available!

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#10 Apr 2, 2012
Princess Sue wrote:
Aha! Ricky is willing to join. Luckily for us his wallet is available!
It's a little light though.

“I'm cranky, watch it!”

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Who Took my Coffee?????

#12 Apr 2, 2012
Volunteers.

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#14 Apr 2, 2012
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!

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#15 Apr 2, 2012
Ferrermom wrote:
I can set you ladies up with a SWEET young man!
Can you yell down to the basement and ask him to wake up and join us?

“<3”

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Black Rock City, NV

#22 Apr 2, 2012
I want a sweet man who doesn't mind being bossed around! A little at least.

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#23 Apr 2, 2012
Mister ArtGal wrote:
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I have some free time. I do windows.
Excellent, you're hired!

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#25 Apr 2, 2012
GRAY KNIGHT wrote:
Wham bam Boom!
More like:

Bow chicka wow wow!

“Non mollare mai”

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Land of Enchantment

#26 Apr 2, 2012
I'm in. What's the ante?

And Sublime? Thanks for providing the eye candy here ;)

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Smirk .. ;-)

#27 Apr 2, 2012
-CatCiao- wrote:
I'm in. What's the ante?
And Sublime? Thanks for providing the eye candy here ;)
Forget it woman. He's mine!

“<3”

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#28 Apr 2, 2012
"nuh uh"
-Kevin- wrote:
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Forget it woman. He's mine!

“Non mollare mai”

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Land of Enchantment

#29 Apr 2, 2012
-Kevin- wrote:
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Forget it woman. He's mine!
This is the second man you have fought me for today. Hmm.

I have to be honest, I think I've got a few things they like better than your few things.

Just sayin'...

:-p~

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