How To Have Sex In Any Kind Of Car

Dec 27, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: Jalopnik

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a safe 102% of the readers of this site are fans of both cars and a vast and disgusting variety of sexual acts.

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Dec 29, 2012
 
Jason,'sex in a car?' Isn't that a very cheap way of doing it? Women,in my opinion, are worth more than "a slam-bang." Respect and empathy,try it.

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Dec 29, 2012
 
Now sex on the hood of a car......hmmm! O.K.

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Dec 29, 2012
 
Troubled Youth666 wrote:
Now sex on the hood of a car......hmmm! O.K.
Ofcourse, you are joking,Sir.
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Dec 29, 2012
 
I always keep a blonde tied up in the trunk of my Lincoln in case I get horny and need a quick f*ck or s*cking. I pull over, tell my wife I have to "check the spare", and then I climb in the trunk and stick my "tire gauge" in whichever of the blonde's holes is closest. Fortunately my wife is also a blonde, so she doesn't get suspicious. But she has asked why she sometimes hears a loud 'thumping' sound coming from the trunk.

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Dec 29, 2012
 
Marx wrote:
I always keep a blonde tied up in the trunk of my Lincoln in case I get horny and need a quick f*ck or s*cking. I pull over, tell my wife I have to "check the spare", and then I climb in the trunk and stick my "tire gauge" in whichever of the blonde's holes is closest. Fortunately my wife is also a blonde, so she doesn't get suspicious. But she has asked why she sometimes hears a loud 'thumping' sound coming from the trunk.
Hi, Marx. How was you Holiday? I'm "safe;" I'm light-reddish-brown.

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Dec 29, 2012
 
STEPHMAR wrote:
<quoted text>Ofcourse, you are joking,Sir.
No; What's wrong with a hot, quicky on the hood of a car?
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Dec 29, 2012
 
STEPHMAR - Hi. My holidays were great. How was you Holiday? Does your carpeting match your drapes?

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Dec 29, 2012
 
Troubled Youth666 wrote:
Now sex on the hood of a car......hmmm! O.K.
Sex on the hood of a car?!......mmmmm...thats hot ;) I'm horny just thinking about it ;)
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Marx wrote:
STEPHMAR - Hi. My holidays were great. How was you Holiday? Does your carpeting match your drapes?
Hi,Marx. Holidays were ok. No,carpeting does not match drapes.

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Dec 29, 2012
 
Troubled Youth666 wrote:
<quoted text>No; What's wrong with a hot, quicky on the hood of a car?
cheep,cheep,cheep.

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