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Fellow fart sniffer David is a retard too.
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At work was this blond guy Stuart, with whom I shared an office. He was dom, & me being sub, he tended to be assertive, to the point of 'bullying', though both our positions in the firm were equal. The 'power trip' thing I guess, & which was most apparant, when he would openly let off farts whilst at his desk. The smell of his blond farts would waft over to where I sat, & I must admit, sniffing them got me erect, & I would touch myself up under the desk, sniffing the lovely gas this blond guy had produced. And, once he started farting, he wouldn't stop! Mmmm!
He'd switch on the 'Do not disturb, meeting in progress' signage, then call me over to his desk, where naturally the smell was even stronger. Asking him, no BEGGING him, I'd always say, "PLEASE, PLEASE, can I suck your cock in the smell?", but he'd laugh at me refusing,telling me that a married secretary who had her own room did so whenever he farted in front of her (so you see, it's not just men who are fart-sniffers!). Stuart told me Carol LOVED not just his cock, but his farts as well!'Like you', said he,'Carol LOVES blond cock, & like you, Carol LOVES blond fart!' Modesty was not his strong point, but that was what made him so so attractive to all! Invariably, with the 'do not disturb' sign on, Stuart would put his feet up on his desk---& I almost by instinct did the NEXT best thing to cocksucking. In the smell of his farts, I'd bend over, & begin paying his boots deep oral homage---in simple language, I would do good deep boot licking. Not just the leather uppers, but also the soiled leather soles---& in the smell of his farts. It were disgusting, him really really enjoying the 'power trip' thing! As I did this, I'd take out my cock, & begin a nice masturbate! LOVE masturbating to the smell of strong male blond farts! NOTHING like it-----

TO BE CONTINUED!
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Are there any lesbians out there, who, though lesbian, enjoy sniffing farts let off by attractive young men?
Consider this scene. 2 lovely young lesbians, in only high heels & loadsa lip gloss, both knees on the carpet, knelt there, one blonde, the other brunette, in a deep long open mouthed french kiss. Enter this tall handsome blond guy, naked, Turning his back to the snogging lesbians, in this small room, he lets off a wonderful fart. Not just loud, but incredibly smelly. The french kissing lesbians being face-farted on by a blond farting-machine! He's probably eaten half dozen eggs, so it smells like it. Hot & dirty, blond-smells made by this stud. The girls, though lesbian, LOVE the smell, evidenced by their kiss getting even more intense, even hotter, louder, as their mouths & tongues slurp away in lesbian delight!,
Then the blond guy does another fart, then another---& all the while the lesbain kiss continues.
Anyone had such a hot experience? Mmmm!
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CONTINUED (work-mate blond Stuart)
As mentioned, I would often lick blond Stuart's boots, with the strong smell of his farts lingering wonderfully in that small room! But plead as I might, he didn't let me suck him off in the fart-smell. Maybe he had a point. He was more hetero than gay, & this married slut Carol lusted after him; to the extent that, as I'd mentioned above, she TOO would sniff his farts, but at the same tim she'd be knelt before him, sniffing his farts as she gobbled his blond dick! Mmmm! AND she was a married slut, often joining Stuart in the loo whilst her poor cuckold husband would be waiting for her in 'Reception'!
Of course often, after letting off multiple farts, even HE couldn't hold it back indefinitely. He HAD to visit the toilet, a single uni-sex one, without window or vents! He'd go in there--when he came back to the room, he would 'warn' me, "If I were you", said this blond giant, "I wouldn't go in there!", & this with a wicked smile on his lovely blond features. So what is a fart or turd sniffer supposed to do? EXACTLY! In next to no time I'd make my way into the loo, to be greeted by the devastating stink of the hot shit he'd just done. It REALLR REALLY stank, his hot shit, DESPITE him having flushed it! My reaction ALWAYS was the same, an instant erection. Thereafter, the next 5 minutes were spent having a delightful masturbate in the smell of this blond guy's shit!Mmmm! Pure bliss was it too. When I returned to the room, very often the adulterous (cuckoldress) Carol was there in the room too, both of them openly laughing at me, knowing FULL well what I'd done! What a hypocrite she--'sniffing him off' daily, but mocking ME for sniffing his turd-pong! Can't STAND hypocrites! But, boy, did I envy her for having to suck him off in the smell of his dirty farts.
But my luck then changed. In May, she was off for 2 weeks holiday. I took my chance. I KNEW that Stuart LOVED having his big blond cock sucked; I suppose ANYONE would do, so in Carol's absence--who else? But it came with strings attached. I suppose he was playing hard to get. He told me it was not straightforward. In fact it was the usual fart sniffing & boot licking session. But then in the afternoon when he had to visit the toilet for a shit, he invited me to attend! My cock swelled at the mere thought. What followed was magic.He removed his trousers, & crouched over the cubicle, but with him facing the wall, so that his sweet blond arse was in full view! He crouched, slightly raised, & ordered me to kneel very very close to his hot shitter. I did as bid. Slowly, VERY slowly I sensed & saw this lovely piece of turd emerge from his shit-hole. A nice big piece it was too. The smell? Awesome; it stank to high heaven. It were neither yellow nor brown, a sort of wonderful hybrid mix! My face, no, more importantly, my NOSE was but 2 inches away from that emerging turd. WOW! I sniffed away. I'd smelt his farts, I'd smelt his shit unfresh, but now I was sniffing his shit nice & FRESH! At least 3 such large pieces came out. Nice big pieces of blond turd! Finally, I had my desire, as he sat on the throne, me knelt before him, & for the next 10 glorious minutes sucked his blondness in the sweet smell of his shit! I loved it, just LOVED it! The first time I'd sucked his penis (& for as long as Carol was away on her hols, I was regular in the toilet with this blond stud, sucking him off!). Then with the taste of his ejaculate in my mouth, the smell of his turd in my nose, I did a dirty masturbate in front of him, coming all over the tiled floor.
This went on each day for the 2 weeks that the cuckoldress was away. I was Stuart's cock sucker, I was Stuart's shit-sniffer--maybe the best was the 1 time that there was NO toilet paper in the loo. What was Stuart supposed to do, other than to offer his shitter to me for me to help him out. I willingly did so, knelt behind him, as my lips & mouth & tongue gave his dirty shitter a FULL clean up.Mmmm!
BLOND!
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Come on you gay male fart sniffers---post your own now, whether fact or fantasy. Mmmm, OH! to sniff the devestatingly sweet smell of dirty farts let of by blond men! Mmmm!

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Awesome
when in High School, my Seniors Fsarted on my face as i was Bullied
from Then on i Loved
and i bet STR8 MEN'S Farts i Love more than Anyone's :)
Particularly As They Fart while FUCKING my wifge and i am Rimming Their Divine Holes and Licking Their Balls(Scrotum Bag) as Their Godly Man COCK moves in and out of my wife's/mom's/sisters holes :)

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dark sniffer wrote:
Something is wrong with the system. Not posting? Why?
Truly Blissful!!!

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The Only Thing you lucky fsggot slave missed is "Drinking HIS HOT PISS Direct From HIS IVORY PINK COCK(He is Cut/Uncut)?
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Love this. I'd do anything to have someone let rip on my face. Glasgow scotland
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Brad wrote:
Love this. I'd do anything to have someone let rip on my face. Glasgow scotland
How about u posting a message about any fart sniffing experiences you may have had; or indeed any fantasies you may have about letting another guy fart in your face---u knelt behind him, your nose tight up against his hot shitter, & he blowing REALLY REALLY smelly ones in your face!
Mmmm! What could be nicer?

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dark sniffer wrote:
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How about u posting a message about any fart sniffing experiences you may have had; or indeed any fantasies you may have about letting another guy fart in your face---u knelt behind him, your nose tight up against his hot shitter, & he blowing REALLY REALLY smelly ones in your face!
Mmmm! What could be nicer?
hi darksniffer, my High School Bully(A MILF Hunter Who Banged my mom) Forced me to sniff His Farts while He sat on my face and demanded i Plead Him to let me Sniff HIS Manly Bullying Farts and say that i want to Sniff HIS Farts as He FUCKED my mom and made my mom His slut!!!
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Jan 27, 2011
 
Fartsniffinslave wrote:
I'm a gay sub and would love nothing more than a mature businessman to force me to sniff his farts
Hi Mate. I'm down the road from you and I've just seen your message. Tell me how I can contact you.
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Jan 28, 2011
 
I was once at a party with gays their and me a few girls and a couple gay guys were left i was sittin on floor when on of them pushed my head back and down 2 the floor and sat on my face and let one rip he stayed on me 4 a few more i pleaded 4 him 2 stop as i am not gay do u gays like 2 sit on straight guys faces
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Anyone been face farted on by their persoanl trainer at the gym?
I have, & will tell u about it soon---- he was about 25, tall, blond n blue eyed & well built. In other words, the 'ideal man'!
Come on all u fart sniffers, tell us about guys whose farts you smell regular!
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I recently joined a local gym, & had paid for this personal trainer for a couple of sessions. Well, it was 3 pm, very quiet time, & this trainer & I were in a far corner, NO one else there, & were looking into some equipment. This guy was 'perfect'. Maybe 25, tall, muscular (naturally, he was FIT!), very blond, & frankly a type that many would like to have sex with---women to even procreate with!
Anyway, he was trying out some equopment, & maybe, with the'strain' let off this incredibly smelly fart. Embarrased, he apologised, to which I just shrugged, saying,'Such things happen'! Mind you, as a fart sniffer, I was secretly aroused--if I'd been asked to describe the guy whose farts I'd MOST like to sniff, Martin would be there, top of the list! He said he'd eaten a late Thai lunch, & the food ALWAYS seemed to have this effect on him.
He sensed I was, if not actually turned on, then at least totally 'understanding' & not disgusted. By now I was almost OPENLY sniffing it, unable to conceal my delight!
'You don't mind, do you?', said he,'Could it be you actually LIKE it?'.
Blushing, I admitted that it was a fetish I'd always had, & with his 'blond & blue eyed looks', his farts sort of fitted the bill perfectly, saying,'That's why I'd chosen you to be my trainer!'

To be cont.
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cont. Part 2

Well, he led me into a 'staff only' toilet, putting a notice outside which said 'Out of Order', saying this sign menat NO one but an engineer could enter! We were safe in there!
It were deserted, so into a cubicle we went. He undid his trousers, & presented me with that lovely arse of his. Instinctively, I knelt behind him, & placed my face RIGHT up against his delightful shitter!. Once more he let off a glorious fart, this time STARAIGHT in my face, saying,'Thai food ALWAYS disagrees with me!' I was not complaining, as I sniffed away, my right hand now jerking myself off! I was sniffing farts let off by a young blond man, & LOVING it! By now
the loo didn't half stink! IF the putting up of the 'Out of Order' sign was 'out of order'(forgive the pun), it now NO longer was! SUCH was the stink, as this blond god farted & farted & KEPT farting in my face! It's uncanny how easily & conveniently a nose can fit up against a shapely arse hole---as if it was 'fit for purpose'. meant to be almost.
Then finally he turned around, & presented me with his HUGE blond erection. In the smell, I wrapped my greedy lips arounf it, & started a slow loving cock-suck. I LOVE sucking blond cock in the smell of blond fart. For me this was bliss!

to be cont.
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cont. Part 3

This couldn't last; his farts, not just smelly, but also loud. I tossed away, it were so so lovely the whole thing, as I sucked off this blond god. It couldn't last, as he roared his orgasm, INTO my mouth! I'd come off all over the tiled floor, a lovely wank it was too.
The place was STILL smelling as we exited! He then had the cheek to report the 'fault' saying that the staff loo was 'smelling to high heaven'. Not just tall, blond, handsome & muscular, he even had a sense of humour!
We chatted, him saying it were dangerous, using the toilet for fart sniffing sessions, & that we couldn't really do it again, as he risked dismissal, & he desperately needed this part-time job. Disappointed, I neverthless had an idea, saying, I could, maybe 2 or 3 times a week, buy him a Thai meal,(such as the one he'd had), & then mybe he could come over to my place, & I could sniff his farts there! He agreed---free food, AND getting someone to sniff his farts? Not bad, is it?'An offer I can't refuse'(his words!)
And so it was. Since then, this hunk & I have a Thai meal 2 or 3 times weekly, & then to my place, where he PROVES that Thai food disagrees with him. PROVES it in the toilet, where I'm lovingly knelt behind hin, my nose up against his hot fart-hole, & he lets of hot & dirty farts in my face, with me rounding the session off by sucking him off in the smell of his farts! This arrangement suits us both---him, NOT so well of has his meals paid for, & gets sucked off (which he loves, saying he also gets sucked off by 2 local wives when their cuckold husbands are at work!)
btw, my gym activity is now non existent; my nose & sniffing powers have increased considerably by way of compensation!
Anyone else had the pleasure of fart sniffing their personal trainer's farts? Believe me, if u saw the guy I worship, you'd even want to do MORE than just sniff his farts---which is EXACTLY what I did last week!
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Hi Mate. I'm down the road from you and I've just seen your message. Tell me how I can contact you.
hey mate, im from the wirral, im a gay guy into guys farting, get back to me, thanksm, steve

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hey mate, im from the wirral, im a gay guy into guys farting, get back to me, thanksm, steve
hey thats hot ..how we can keep in touch?
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I'm str8 but LOVE to show gay guys my body.....any pose u want u name it !
Any takers ??........

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