Dirty Roses are red poems

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I meant to do this for v-day. Better late than never. Let's do dirty Roses are red poems. I'll go first.
Roses are red.
Sex is elementary.
Let's call up a friend,
And try double entry!
Betty Boopsy

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If all are willing
you'll get double billing.
So, after one at each end
you'll need time to mend.
Renee

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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Zippers are tough
But I have faith in you.
Betty Boopsy

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Roses are red
We should have some fun
I wanna get you in bed
So I can trigger your gun.
Renee

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Roses are red.
My mind is twisted.
Bend over baby,
Your about to get fisted.
Betty Boopsy

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Feb 18, 2010
 

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During this visit oh dear
As long as I'm here
You must sit in your chair.
I'll sit on your lap
And your thing I will trap
Oh so deep in my gap.
Renee

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Feb 18, 2010
 

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Roses are cr@p.
Violets are sh!t.
Come sit on my face Betty,
and wiggle a bit.
Betty Boopsy

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Roses are red
Bring your new friend
To both I surrend
Three minds will bend.
Traditions - no way!
So add toys to the fray
We can romp & play
T'il the end of the day.
Join Free
anonymous

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
cmon baby, drop your shorts
and we'll screw!
Betty Boopsy

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Feb 18, 2010
 

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Renee, you see
You're too sexy for me.
I need help to please you.
You'll get double the goo!
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roses are red,
violets are blue,
what I thought was vaseline,
turned out to be glue!
Renee

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Betty is fine.
Don't ask me why.
Byt when I meet her,
I will eat at the Y.
anonymous

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Feb 18, 2010
 

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roses may be red,
but Violets aren't stable,
bend over baby,
I'll bang your A$$ if I'm able!
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Feb 18, 2010
 

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Roses are red,
but Violets are iffy,
sit on my face,
and I'll lick your clitty!
anonymous

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Feb 18, 2010
 

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Roses are red,
red as in red hot,
spread it for me baby,
and I'll fill it with "snot"
Betty Boopsy

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Roses are red
'n' we are in bed.
You should know
That I need to blow.
My vag is quite red.
Do you need to be led?
's not heavy, the flow -
So please make me glow!
Renee

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Roses make me laugh.
Violets make me twitter.
I'm a dirty b!tch
And I love it up the sh!tter
Betty Boopsy

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Renee's gettin' dicken',
'n' can use a good lickin'.
I'll tell you why
I want your Y.
You're hot as a fire
Fulfill my desire.
Your hubby should watch
how I do your crotch.

“Worship Me!”

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I'll F@ck you,I'll suck you.
Make you a wh@re.
Not letting me torture you,
Is quite a bore.
Betty Boopsy

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Without a husband I get
only girls licking -
Something's missing!
Wish I had met
A hunk of a gent
And each night I'd have
Some HoleSum effing.

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