fake fake fake!?!?!?!

Heres a thread for you all to post in. Come on people make up your stories about sleeping with your brothers,sisters,moms,dads etc. Dogs, sheep, cats, dolphins, cows etc. Don't forget to put others down and tell us how blacks stink and Asian women only want white men to raise their social status. This is the thread for everyone! Just don't say anything that is true, because the truth is boring and you wont get any attention for it.

HungLikeFly will say intended audience not get message of what you are saying. HungLikeFly thinketh, well more guesseth that posters of hate and made up story not read much of other posts.

HungLikeFly appreciate Ronnie and thinks he's spot on. HungLikeFly wish good thing for Human Sexuality Forum. Too much mindless, bizarre drivel in forum make HungLikFly sad.

I have a confession. I am in love with my pet goat. It took me months to realize, but, finally I was in the barn at sunrise the other day, I looked at him, he looked at me...well, you can imagine what happened next. I have never felt more alive and satisfied in all of my life. He is so strong, hairy, and eyes to die for. I don't what I would do without my goat. Please no goat hatin' replies. He is very sensitive.

Goat Luvins wrote:

I have a confession. I am in love with my pet goat. It took me months to realize, but, finally I was in the barn at sunrise the other day, I looked at him, he looked at me...well, you can imagine what happened next. I have never felt more alive and satisfied in all of my life. He is so strong, hairy, and eyes to die for. I don't what I would do without my goat. Please no goat hatin' replies. He is very sensitive.

Now I think goats would be a much better companion than 99% of the human population.

Ronnnie wrote:

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Now I think goats would be a much better companion than 99% of the human population.

Ronnie, I think he has a sister, I could hook ya up? What do you think? All the goat milk and cheese your heart desires. MMMM. Are you vegan or veggie?

Ronnnie wrote:

Heres a thread for you all to post in. Come on people make up your stories about sleeping with your brothers,sisters,moms,dads etc. Dogs, sheep, cats, dolphins, cows etc. Don't forget to put others down and tell us how blacks stink and Asian women only want white men to raise their social status. This is the thread for everyone! Just don't say anything that is true, because the truth is boring and you wont get any attention for it.

yep i know

Goat Luvins wrote:

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Ronnie, I think he has a sister, I could hook ya up? What do you think? All the goat milk and cheese your heart desires. MMMM. Are you vegan or veggie?

I think I just become vegan. lol

Who thinks Heather is pretending?

Ronnie are you saying you do not like goat milk or cheese? Tsk.

Who is this Heather you speak of? I only worry about my farm animals. If one is naughty, I just make a stew and take care of the lil critter. Oh, accept my goat, he is special.

Goat Luvins wrote:

Ronnie are you saying you do not like goat milk or cheese? Tsk.
Who is this Heather you speak of? I only worry about my farm animals. If one is naughty, I just make a stew and take care of the lil critter. Oh, accept my goat, he is special.

hey he thinks im pretending kuz i write differnet when im pissed and tired. im not pretending. he mad ever since i told everybody i have a boyfriend i really like my boyfriend and nobody is gonna stop me

Ronnnie wrote:

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I think I just become vegan. lol
Who thinks Heather is pretending?

f*** you im not f***in pretending. think what you wanna think B****

Goat Luvins wrote:

Ronnie are you saying you do not like goat milk or cheese? Tsk.
Who is this Heather you speak of? I only worry about my farm animals. If one is naughty, I just make a stew and take care of the lil critter. Oh, accept my goat, he is special.

I'm lactose intolerant.

Ronnnie wrote:

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I'm lactose intolerant.

Likely story.

Heather wrote:

<quoted text>hey he thinks im pretending kuz i write differnet when im pissed and tired. im not pretending. he mad ever since i told everybody i have a boyfriend i really like my boyfriend and nobody is gonna stop me

Now Heather why would you think that?

Ronnnie wrote:

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I think I just become vegan. lol
Who thinks Heather is pretending?

I do I do!!

i recently bought a dog, a black chihuahua, because i want to relate to minorities. i named it ronnnie, even though it's a female. i love this dog, really, but i'm afraid she can't handle my girth. i've had to buy her a muzzle to keep the noise down. i don't need the neighbor's four year old running over again, that was hard enough to explain the first time around.(she seduced ME, i tell ya)
back to ronnnie, she enjoys it, really. her screaming yelps tell me so. and when she hides under the bed when i break out the muzzle and spiked collar, i know she's just playing hard to get. i should go now. it's the weekend and i should buy some more canine k-y.

Ronnnie wrote:

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Now Heather why would you think that?

kuz ever since i told everybody that im not single you are mad at me ever since you found out

Heather wrote:

<quoted text>kuz ever since i told everybody that im not single you are mad at me ever since you found out

I think ronnie is jealous. Maybe deep inside he liked you and now he's crushed that you're taken.......Isn't that right ronnie??

Silly-Nena20 wrote:

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I think ronnie is jealous. Maybe deep inside he liked you and now he's crushed that you're taken.......Isn't that right ronnie??

im sorry

Heather wrote:

<quoted text>im sorry

Sorry for what?

that i really like my boyfriend and im sorry that he likes me