Married but Still Jacking Off??

When I got married I thought that would be the end of my jacking off. Hell, it wasn’t a month before I had to stroke it in the bathroom while my wife slept 15 ft from me! I was pretty naive, I guess, to assume I had a steady piece of tail any time I wanted it.

My next wife was no better, in spite of telling her up front that cutting off sex was not an option. That didn’t last two months! Pretty soon I was getting out the Hustler magazines late at night.

Three wives finally proved to me that women would always use sex as a tool to gain control over us men. And, if you think about it, it IS the only thing they have going for them. I wonder, how many of you guys are in this same situation: married, in debt up to your eyeballs, stuck with a kid or two, and getting laid twice a month?

some guys are lucky to get sex 2x a month.

Highpockets wrote:

When I got married I thought that would be the end of my jacking off. Hell, it wasn’t a month before I had to stroke it in the bathroom while my wife slept 15 ft from me! I was pretty naive, I guess, to assume I had a steady piece of tail any time I wanted it.
My next wife was no better, in spite of telling her up front that cutting off sex was not an option. That didn’t last two months! Pretty soon I was getting out the Hustler magazines late at night.
Three wives finally proved to me that women would always use sex as a tool to gain control over us men. And, if you think about it, it IS the only thing they have going for them. I wonder, how many of you guys are in this same situation: married, in debt up to your eyeballs, stuck with a kid or two, and getting laid twice a month?

Had a brother who was married and while sitting in his bathroom one night, jacking off, got to thinking..."now this ain't fair. I got a wife sleeping right outside the damn door!"

So, he goes out and wakes her up trying to stick it in her. She's screaming like a banshee and kicking. He gets up, stands on the side of the bed and resumes jacking, pointing the Nasty Knobb right at her. She covers her head just in time to avoid the cum chowder.

He walks out into the den and starts watching Johnny Carson while she changed out the linens.
He claimed the next night she gave him some. Course that bastard lies worse than me.

Highpockets wrote:

When I got married I thought that would be the end of my jacking off. Hell, it wasn’t a month before I had to stroke it in the bathroom while my wife slept 15 ft from me! I was pretty naive, I guess, to assume I had a steady piece of tail any time I wanted it.
My next wife was no better, in spite of telling her up front that cutting off sex was not an option. That didn’t last two months! Pretty soon I was getting out the Hustler magazines late at night.
Three wives finally proved to me that women would always use sex as a tool to gain control over us men. And, if you think about it, it IS the only thing they have going for them. I wonder, how many of you guys are in this same situation: married, in debt up to your eyeballs, stuck with a kid or two, and getting laid twice a month?

yes, this is very common ...

HOwever, I would jack off even if I had sex more than once a week .... so would most men ...

HOwever, I disagree with you that women are not good for only sex ....

MY ex was a way better cook, she kept the house way cleaner than I would have, she was a very good mother, she was much better at organizing both our plans and schedules, she had a better social circle and as a result I gained that when i married her ... etc etc ....

UNfortunatley she has her downsides too, so we did eventually divorce ... but I won't take away the credit she deserves for her good points.

I'll bet if you think about it, you did marry her for more than just the sex ...didn't you?

My wife is amazing and incredible in bed. Any opportunity we have to have sex she is pretty much open to, yet I still love to jerk off whenever I have the opportunity to.

That goes for women too. I have to "j*ck off" in the shower everyday because he can be stingy as hell (just at night before sleep). He says, "Baby, I'm not a machine." So I say, "Well, thank goodness they make them."

thatll learn ya for being naive and getting married (twice yet, you are a fool)

Masturbation allows one to use ones IMAGINATION in the WILDEST way to have a great ORGASM. Sex CANNOT provide this MENTAL PART of orgasm.

The imagination in masturbation helps bring VARIETY into sex. You are IMAGINING SEX with a DIFFERENT WOMAN in a DIFFERENT SITUATION EVERY TIME. What more can a man ask ? It is difficult to imposible to imagine things when one is having sex with a partner.

From a pure physical pleasure standpoint, the pleasure in the penis from sex and masturbation are quite DIFFERENT with respect to WHICH AREAS of the PENIS each act STIMULATEs.

We know that it is the BRAIN that actually feels the PLEASURE. The PENIS just CONVEYS the PLEASURE SIGNAL to the BRAIN for the PLEASURE POINTS in the BRAIN to get STIMULATED.

If IMAGINATION during MASTURBATION can provide EXTRA PLEASURE SIGNALS to the BRAIN - that one would NOT HAVE during SEX ( because it is difficult to imagine things with partner present ), then it makes complete sense why masturbation COULD actually be MORE PLEASURABLE to a man.

i thought i was the only one who is not getting it from their wife,she'll let me su@k on her 38D and play with them anytime i want to, but no s@x mybe once a month well have sex and she'll tell me to pull out before i c@m at first i thought she wanted to either watch me empty my lo@d or i was hopeing she wanted to sw@ll@w but h@ll no she would catch my lo@d in my t-shirt,but she had no problem with wanting me to eat her out and thats something i love to do but that doesn't make me c@m by the way i'v been married for 22 years and its been that way after the frist year she told me she doesn't need sex to love me!!!!!!

love it hard wrote:

i thought i was the only one who is not getting it from their wife,she'll let me su@k on her 38D and play with them anytime i want to, but no s@x mybe once a month well have sex and she'll tell me to pull out before i c@m at first i thought she wanted to either watch me empty my lo@d or i was hopeing she wanted to sw@ll@w but h@ll no she would catch my lo@d in my t-shirt,but she had no problem with wanting me to eat her out and thats something i love to do but that doesn't make me c@m by the way i'v been married for 22 years and its been that way after the frist year she told me she doesn't need sex to love me!!!!!!

Let me get this straight:
She lets you suck her tits.
She wants you to eat her pussy.
Won't let you cvm in her mouth, much less consider swallowing.
In return, you get to have sex ONCE A MONTH?
And even then you can't cvm in her and she catches your load in a damn t-shirt?
For 22 years?
Whew. For a minute there, I thought you were being taken advantage of...

Of course we do.....But now I dont hide it from her and it made her see how much/often you like to play.....Sometimes she will help sometimes she dosnt.....As to all you perverts on here reading this, you know to much is never enough

i guess she is taking advantage of me!!! the only thing she lets me do is to touch her 38DS and su@k on them the most all the other things maybe once ever other week or so she'll flash your boobs at me and tease me with them and tell me it kiss them and she'll put them back into her bra and pull her shirt back down and walk away!!!!