Ways to Mastrubate

More of The List
1.Kareoke microphone.
2. Walkie Talkie.
3. Window scraper.
4.Flashlight.
5.Vacuum attachement.
6.Magic marker.

Angel V wrote:

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I hope you aren't serious. If you are, bestiality implies a lack of ability to relate emotionally to other humans. Such people have a hard time opening up to others and may feel smaller than they are. They see themselves as being more like animals and so seek them out for sexual gratification.
I sence though, that you might hve just been horsing sround.

When yer home alone and don't want to riun your friendships by showing your horny side, who else will lick your balls?

Christ all mighty, are all those things that woman can use pleasurable tho? Let's name some ways that are at least pleasurable and not just sadistic lol.
I heard of one for woman, where they sit on the washing machine while it's in spin cycle and ride the machine.

stick up a barbi doll "come on barbi lets go party"

Alfredo wrote:

Christ all mighty, are all those things that woman can use pleasurable tho? Let's name some ways that are at least pleasurable and not just sadistic lol.
I heard of one for woman, where they sit on the washing machine while it's in spin cycle and ride the machine.

I've heard of all of those she listed being used .. it's a matter of whatever is handy at the time. OF course, they WOULD choose the best of what's handy ...

franko wrote:

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I've heard of all of those she listed being used .. it's a matter of whatever is handy at the time. OF course, they WOULD choose the best of what's handy ...

Did you guys ever hear the story of the couple who used the vibrationg cell phone for a sex toy? But it got stuck and they had to go to the emergancy room?

franko wrote:

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I've heard of all of those she listed being used .. it's a matter of whatever is handy at the time. OF course, they WOULD choose the best of what's handy ...

Franko, always with a handle on things...No pun intended.

allison wrote:

stick up a barbi doll "come on barbi lets go party"

HA HA HA.

Tim wrote:

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When yer home alone and don't want to riun your friendships by showing your horny side, who else will lick your balls?

Ummm.. You have heard of dating, right?

the girls at my school are either ugly or sluty - and i'm just not that wild in real life...

Angel V wrote:

Women will use anything, here are some of the ones I've heard:
1. Lucky rabbits foot.
2.Stick of ice
3. Toothbrush
4.Handle of brush
5.door
Make of it what you will.

Oh yeah, definitely we'll use anything! I was once on a trip and my vibrator ran out of batteries...then I was so frustrated that I used my battery-operated toothbrush to finish.(I can hear you think...but no it was a different kind of battery) And I have used my bed post before...and little bottles...anything!!

Question wrote:

Angel of Fire you sound like even more fun than Angel V. I'd love to meet you just to watch.....or try to help without your toys. Have you ever tried a real penis?

Angels are always fun!!! We have our own little heaven on earth... Right, Angel V.?

Yes, actually I have tried that; thanks for the tip though...LOL. I'm sure you'd enjoy watching me with my "toy friends", combining two or sometimes three at a time.....gives ***extra good vibes***

Angel of Fire wrote:

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Oh yeah, definitely we'll use anything! I was once on a trip and my vibrator ran out of batteries...then I was so frustrated that I used my battery-operated toothbrush to finish.(I can hear you think...but no it was a different kind of battery) And I have used my bed post before...and little bottles...anything!!

If you have a cell phone with vibration onit,then put the vibrator in and press the phone against the vibrator. OR you could use the toothbrush that way too.

buy a suzuki auto and get fucked

Question wrote:

Now just thinking about you and you toys has me breathin hard. LOL I can just picture you buzzing with excitement.

Hmmm, I like the idea of you thinking of me, whoever you are. Yeah, "buzzing with excitement", at least once a day! My favorite hobby...

Question wrote:

Actually now I'm doin more than thinking about you. I'll type with one hand. LOL Wat do you look like so that I can picture you better.

Oh, yeah I presumed that already...haha. I'm a sexy tall skinny blond girl with beautiful breasts and an engaging smile on my face, a very cute lil butt...just like my name says...an angel.

But then you wouldn't see anything!!! I could take off the sheets for ya... ;-)))

You don't go to church????!!! You BAD person!! ;-)

So what do you look like?

Sounds pretty good...

Angel of Fire wrote:

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Angels are always fun!!! We have our own little heaven on earth... Right, Angel V.?
Yes, actually I have tried that; thanks for the tip though...LOL. I'm sure you'd enjoy watching me with my "toy friends", combining two or sometimes three at a time.....gives ***extra good vibes***

good to see another angel around.(wink wink)

One of the advantages for heavy set girls is that they have an added way to masturbate. They can take to handfuls of lower abdomenal "padding" and vigorously rub it up and down until they come.(I can only imagine the look on a guys face if he ever walked in on his chubby girl doing the deed.)
Thin girls would have a harder time doing this becasue you need the skin to be looser and more "bouncy." In order to stimulate the right area.
When it comes to masturbation, fat girls DO it...LOL And we do it better!