do any guys have special ways to masturbate(using household materials)?

I need a couple new ways to masturbate using household materials?
Anybody have any ideas?

Well, I understand melons are quite popular in some cultures. I'd stay away from poower tools, though.

If your a guy try a blender. That'll make you a real smoothie!
A girl? Go for something from the vegetable crisper (just wash it first as little critters live in the soil and you do not want to soil there)

i just hump a pillow

pablo wrote:

If your a guy try a blender. That'll make you a real smoothie!
A girl? Go for something from the vegetable crisper (just wash it first as little critters live in the soil and you do not want to soil there)

a blender?!?

I got something like this while out with my g/f

http://www.nawtythings.com/toys/se0993-00.htm...

Mines a little more real looking but same concept with the beads etc its amazing esp if you put it in b/w couch cushons etc & hump it it feels mad real watch porn & do that & I sware u'll feel like ur really doing the girl etc. Its a great substitute when I cant get any from my g/f

Wrap some gooey cheese pizza around it. I like sliding all kinds of cool stuff up my butt. The right stuff really does it. Be careful going deep, but you can go pretty deep. I've fully inserted a banana. Have a mini baseball bat, about 16", I've had most of it in. Anal stimululation is intense, many variations. Get a mirror, take a good look. Small and thin go deep in, short and thick, now that's a d*ck. I've even done a gearshift knob. Don't worry about your crank, it'll be hard and dripping. You'll be so hot you'll want to eat your load.

i fucked a bagel with a sharpie marker stuck up my ass.

Prop your head and upper body up. You should be staring at the head. Use a 1 finger rub up and down the base, circle the head, rub its base. Did this last nite, shot over my shoulder! Slide something smooth in the tip when you see precum. Be gentle. Pull it out and lick it.

Melman wrote:

Prop your head and upper body up. You should be staring at the head. Use a 1 finger rub up and down the base, circle the head, rub its base. Did this last nite, shot over my shoulder! Slide something smooth in the tip when you see precum. Be gentle. Pull it out and lick it.

I'm confused how that can get you off lol

Try laying on your back and bringing your feet up over your head so that your little buddy is right over your face. Then take it in your hand and wack away. When ready open your mouth to swallow you man juice. It is great.

Melman wrote:

Prop your head and upper body up. You should be staring at the head. Use a 1 finger rub up and down the base, circle the head, rub its base. Did this last nite, shot over my shoulder! Slide something smooth in the tip when you see precum. Be gentle. Pull it out and lick it.

Next time try aiming for your mouth and swallow more than precum.

i suggest taking a latex glove, filling it with water, using it like a hand and voila! feels great. also is good to blow in a container and drink it. makes me thirsty though!

when i was a teen, i used a large teddy bear for sexual pleasure. i cut a hole inbetween its leg and made love to that bear over and over again for several years.

As a dedicated Rubberist, I have to say the yellow latex rubber dishwashing gloves. I own several pair, and masturbate with them from time to time.(Depends on the Rubber outfit I'm wearing at the time).

I like to take a fuzzy robe or blanket and just jerk away. It's awesome

Try humping in between to couch cushings

slide your foreskin back ans forth: intense pleasure, potent cumshot, no lubes needed nor pillow humping, etc.

Wrap a pair of panties around and jerk it off

Put ur d ick in a mouse trap