Looking for witnesses

More lies wrote:

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The hallmark of a Henry post - multiple, unfounded allegations.
-homosexuality
-insanity
-illegal drug use
This behavior is likely evidence of you projecting your own issues onto others. You are deeply troubled and need help.

johnson its you again. Explain why you would drool and peep at the male ops officers in the locker rooms and bathrooms, you were told by management to stay out of there when male officers were undressing. I talked to many of the ops officers and they told me not just your shift but the whole mlk station complained of the same thing, all male officers. Sounds gay to me and everyone. Insanity well, thas obvious and you keep on failing psychological police testing and for drug use, well your brother is a meth user and you have used meth, look at your yellow brown stained teeh, bad breath, red yellow glassy eyes 24/7. Dont forget whom you admitted that to, when you were all emotional. Just like when u confided to a few about trying to kill your family byburning burning their house down, while they were in it and frame your brother for the crime. Insane yes. Funny how everyone believes you are. They say crazy people think their normal, i guess you are a perfect example.

Yes, I can feel the butthurt, Henry!

Keep it coming, tard boy!

Henry wins nothing wrote:

<quoted text>Who the hell said anything about staying in custody? Enough stopping down to your level to converse. I look forward to your next 100 posts pretending to be from different people...how boring and predictable.

Ok, then when is your number up for patrol? I'm sure you didn't put in for a busy station.

2000 blk wrote:

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Ok, then when is your number up for patrol? I'm sure you didn't put in for a busy station.

I've got an idea - why don't you 10-37, since you talk so tough. We can meet offline and talk shop. Until then, quit acting like you're in charge of anything.

Henry wins nothing wrote:

<quoted text>I've got an idea - why don't you 10-37, since you talk so tough. We can meet offline and talk shop. Until then, quit acting like you're in charge of anything.

Really you want to talk is that a way to lure guys outside or into bathrooms. Plus really Dave quit using codes, that's left for patrol Deps.

2000 blk wrote:

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Really you want to talk is that a way to lure guys outside or into bathrooms. Plus really Dave quit using codes, that's left for patrol Deps.

Yeah, that's what I thought you'd do. I'm done with you.

Head Guard wrote:

<quoted text> Makes you the head idiot. You say lasd sucks because you are scared of real police work. I will be one out maybe 10the who go to patrol. Guardssssss.

NOTHING LASO does even begins to resemble "patrol". They need to leave the heavy work to the boys in blue and quit wishing they didn't have to wear those gay uniforms and wear that silly little star!!!

Henry wins nothing wrote:

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I've got an idea - why don't you 10-37, since you talk so tough. We can meet offline and talk shop. Until then, quit acting like you're in charge of anything.

"10-37" ?!?!?!? What a fruit! Speak English you tobacco chewing wanna be. You have no idea how the general public laughs at azzholes like you who insist on speaking in some azznine code to mask your low IQ

Henry wins nothing wrote:

Yes, I can feel the butthurt, Henry!
Keep it coming, tard boy!

mike cohen what ae you and the transexuals doing since your claiming in public your butt hurts? You sick bbay huey. Lets welcome mike cohen who continues to blog from novato , you got busted homobixsesual. You are such a wannabee. Seems after you were fired from guarding the corndog kart, you have more time to blog and you also post your gay lover deputy dave johnsons emails he orders you to post at times. Two f*!gs. Get help beak nose.

Henry wins nothing wrote:

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Yeah, that's what I thought you'd do. I'm done with you.

dickhead, if you dont like it here get the f*ck off biatch. You were always sniffing the tobacco chewers pussy group and they always made fun of you and never let you hang around with them. They would tell you they were going to be in one location and you would show up and notice they were not there. Ahahaha they were somewhere else loser. Ahahhaa yet you still would crawl and beg to hang with the tobacco chewers. I saw you choking on tabacco, trying to learn to chew, just to fit in. Thats a real low life i have no friends mike cohen.

Henry wins nothing wrote:

<quoted text>Yeah, that's what I thought you'd do. I'm done with you.

Good because I'm done with all your 10-30 traffic anyways.

The Peeper Mike Cohen wrote:

<quoted text>mike cohen what ae you and the transexuals doing since your claiming in public your butt hurts? You sick bbay huey. Lets welcome mike cohen who continues to blog from novato , you got busted homobixsesual. You are such a wannabee. Seems after you were fired from guarding the corndog kart, you have more time to blog and you also post your gay lover deputy dave johnsons emails he orders you to post at times. Two f*!gs. Get help beak nose.

Almost right Mike got fired after he crashed the Golf cart into Hotdog on a stick.

3 lying story tellers wrote:

Deputy dave johnson should hang out and get together with former liar and fantasy stories lying deputy leon reynolds and deputy rene wolf. Can you imagine the tall fantasy tales these three ops sgts would tell. From taking 900mom guns off the street by himself and more johnson, to 8000the dui and felony grade arrest all made by lying leon and more and rene wolf who single handidly fought corruption in ops and sued for 10sexual million dollars and won, arrested 10;000 suspects fought terrorists. These 3guys losers actually believe their own lies and tall tales. Great ops sgts. Lololol

lets get former fired ops guard mike cohen, ops dep dave johnson, ops dep rene wolf, ops dep lying leon reynolds, ops dep mike rich, ops dep ed colton, ops lasd sgt michael oshea, ops fired tony brookins, former fired ops chief york and steve lieberman in one room and we can listen to all the bullsh*t fake lies and tall texan stories of their adventures. Jokes of the police world.

Deputy dave johnson is like those racist colonel sanders plantation owners from the slave days and mike cohens his go to boy house slave. Colonel sanders aka dave whips him and does what he wants with his slave cohen. Cohen lives to please his Owner colonel Sandusky dave w. Johnson. Yessa massa boss Sandusky johnson isa clean yo traila and beats yo stained drawers on the rocks at the rival. Colonel Sandusky dace johnson says. You my good hunchback beaknose boy. I promise you a position as head house boy and deputy.

Bronx 415 wrote:

Deputy dave johnson is like those racist colonel sanders plantation owners from the slave days and mike cohens his go to boy house slave. Colonel sanders aka dave whips him and does what he wants with his slave cohen. Cohen lives to please his Owner colonel Sandusky dave w. Johnson. Yessa massa boss Sandusky johnson isa clean yo traila and beats yo stained drawers on the rocks at the rival. Colonel Sandusky dace johnson says. You my good hunchback beaknose boy. I promise you a position as head house boy and deputy.

Mike, doesn't realize Dave has no juice. He's just custody dep. The bottom of the food chain. A bottom feeder.

2000 blk wrote:

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Mike, doesn't realize Dave has no juice. He's just custody dep. The bottom of the food chain. A bottom feeder.

You got that right bro. Mike cohen is a low life piece of sh*t. He never helped or had the officers back like he was supposed to being a union rep. He was always selling out ofcrs and sucking up to brass thinking they would make him a sst. HA!!! Interesting how he and deputy low life johnson became good close friends. He has no power at all but when u are as desparate as cohen to be a real cop, in whcih he never was, he would kill off his wife if they promised him a badge. These two are low scum.

Bronx 415 wrote:

Deputy dave johnson is like those racist colonel sanders plantation owners from the slave days and mike cohens his go to boy house slave. Colonel sanders aka dave whips him and does what he wants with his slave cohen. Cohen lives to please his Owner colonel Sandusky dave w. Johnson. Yessa massa boss Sandusky johnson isa clean yo traila and beats yo stained drawers on the rocks at the rival. Colonel Sandusky dace johnson says. You my good hunchback beaknose boy. I promise you a position as head house boy and deputy.

Hahahaha,,,, Hillarious..... Sandusky???

When OPS Was!

The day in the life of Safety Police Sergeant Ghetto Dave Johnson!(PART 1)

0500hrs: Violently wakes up to Gorilla wife smacking him around! Dave brought home oranges the night before because the store ran out of bananas. Gorilla wife is mad and shoves the whole bag of oranges up Dave’s anus!

0510hrs: Dave needs to desperately to get into the bathroom to get the oranges out! Gorilla wife makes him wait while she takes 20lb dump and clogs up the toilet!

0530hrs: Dave can no longer wait, runs outside and takes dump behind a bush; all of his neighbors at the white trash trailer park see him do this. They all think Dave is white trash even for trailer park standards!

0545hrs: Tries to sneak out of house, but gorilla wife catches him and demands sex before he leaves! Johnson refuses, so gorilla wife smacks him several times till he collapses to the floor. Gorilla wife then gets on top of Davey and rides him like there is no tomorrow!

0600hrs: Crawls out of house and can barely breathe after having 800lbs of gorilla blubber pounding down on his body! Thinks to himself at least she didn’t make him toss her salad today! Johnson suddenly see’s gorilla wife run out of the house after him! Johnson jumps into his car and hits the gas! Gorilla wife chases the car for several blocks before giving up.

0630hrs: Drives to local Army base and demands to be let in so he can eat at the commissary. Presents his militia I-D has proof that he is in the military! The MP at the gate tells Johnson for the ten-thousandth time, he is not in the military and his pretend militia I-D was actually a membership to the Bozo the clown fan club! Tells Ghetto Dave to get lost! Dave swears he will have the MP court-martialed!

0700hrs: Goes to local Boy Scout headquarters and volunteers to mentor scouts! Tells scout leaders that he knows how important youth organizations are and that he was once part of a youth group. When the scout leaders ask what group, Dave proudly responds that he was a Hitler Youth!

0702hrs: Gets banned from the National Organization of Boy Scouts.

0715hrs: Goes to eat at Denny’s and gets senior citizen discount.

0800hrs: Calls butt buddy Sotos and begs for information about ongoing I/A investigations. Sotos at first refuses to give information, but Johnson cries so much Sotos gives in. Johnson and Sotos do not use names, when discussing open I/A cases. They have a secret code so no one will suspect which officer’s rights they are violating. Johnson has chosen the code name for this particular officer as: Operation Anaconda! Johnson figures with a name like that, no one will know who they are talking about!

0830hrs: Promises Sotos he will tell no one of the confidential information Sotos just gave him. It is a crime what Sotos has just done so he does not want anyone to know. Johnson hangs up with Sotos and then calls Cohen and blabs everything! Brags to Mikey that Sotos is his confidential source at I/A and to tell anyone.

0845hrs: Blogs on topix calls a female officer he does not like a whore. Cyber-stalks and harasses a man officer and makes racially derogatory remarks about Mexicans and Blacks!
0850hrs: Blogs on Officer.com pretends that he is some kind of police authority on every type of investigation ever done. Several people tell him to get lost and that he is an idiot. Claims everyone is jealous of him.

0900hrs: Goes back on topix and pretends to be someone else. Agrees with everything he had just posted 15 minutes earlier.

0930hrs: Gets phone call from crackhead brother who is still in prison after being framed for burning down his parent’s trailer! Tells Dave he knows Dave framed him and will be getting even!
0945hrs: Reads Little Bus Story about himself on topix! Flips out and blogs insanely and uncontrollably: Henry! Henry! Henry!

1030hrs: After finally calming down, decides to relax and read Mein Kemp for the 2000th time.

Day in the Life of Safety Police Segeant Ghetto Dave (Part 2)

1045hrs: Gets bored reading, basically because he does not know how to read, and goes to parent’s house. His dad tells him that he hates him and wishes he was never born! His mother confesses to him that even though it was wrong, she always wished the hospital would call her one day and tell her they gave them the wrong kid when Ghetto Dave was born!
1130hrs: Curses his parents and is happy he burnt down their house and framed his crackhead brother!

1200hrs: Goes to work and his greeted by Mikey Cohen. Cohen looks like he just woke up, even though he has been at work for 6 hours! Johnson normally does not like Jews, but was taught by David Duke that every anti-Semite needs to have at least one Jewish friend so he can deny being anti-Semite!
1230hrs: Brags to Cohen’s trainee that he, Ghetto Dave Johnson, took 1800 guns off the streets of South Central and Compton, one gun at a time, in one single year!
1300hrs: Brags to everyone in briefing that he took 2500 guns off the streets in a single year. Trainee points out to Johnson that 30 minutes earlier he said it was 1800 guns. Johnson screams that before you can get to 2500 you have to do 1800! So both statements are correct!

1315hrs: All of the officers complain that he sucks as a supervisor and they hate him. Johnson gets mad and writes Bureau Chief Nash’s phone number on the black board. He screams,“Bill Nash is a retard and does not tell me how to run my station! Go ahead and call him and complain!”

1345hrs: Gets phone call from BC Nash. Swears the officers are all lying and he never called Nash a retard.

1400hrs: Gets phone call from Cohen. Cohen has gotten into another accident and he needs Johnson to help him cover it up! Johnson agrees and tells Cohen to meet him at the station.

1430 hrs: Falsifies Sergeant’s log and helps Cohen replace damaged parts on the vehicle before anyone will find out. Just then LT Mosca drives up and asks what they are doing. Ghetto Dave promptly rats out Cohen and says that it was all Cohen’s idea and Cohen should be fired! Mosca yells at both of them and tells them to properly report the accident or they will both be fired. Mosca starts 3000th I/A investigation on Johnson and Cohen!

1500hrs: Tells Cohen that he went to bat for him and convinced Mosca to save Cohen’s job. Cohen was right there when Johnson ratted him out, but is too stupid to comprehend what just happened. Cohen pledges his undying loyalty to Ghetto Dave for life!

1515hrs: Has to take a dump, reads one of Cohen’s tranny magazines while in the toilet.

1545hrs: Reads on topix about what happened at his briefing! Screams: Henry! Henry! Henry!

1600hrs: Gets a call from Sotos. Sotos tells Johnson he has received several calls from people saying Ghetto Dave is bragging that Sotos gives him confidential information about ongoing I/A Investigations. Johnson denies everything, blames Cohen and says he and Sotos should frame Cohen and get him fired.

1630 hrs: Gets phone call from city of Garden Grove. They inform him that they have received several complaints that he has a wild animal living in his trailer with him. They say he needs a special permit to keep a gorilla in a residential neighborhood. Johnson says he is married to the gorilla and his wedding license should be good enough.
City of Garden Grove does not know what to do. Though several residents have described Johnson’s wife as a gorilla, several more residents have described Johnson’s wife as being a Big Foot. By definition, a Big Foot does not fall into the same category as a gorilla. Nowhere in the city codes is a Big Foot mentioned. Since Johnson refuses to take his wife out in public, the city cannot determine if it is a gorilla or a Big Foot!

1700hrs: Goes to Chief York’s office. Tells York he will call her Mrs. Robinson and pleasure her if she does not fire him. York throws him head first out of her office!