Since: Nov 11

The kernel of truth

#11768 Sep 14, 2012
A Hoss is a Hoss, A coss a coss
But no one can talk, To this big ole Hoss
She is of course, As dumm as a horse
The blabbering big Egg Head!

Has a Mensa degree, On that we agree
But she talks as if, Her brain were a pea
That sits on a neck, As thick a tree
The blabbering big Egg Head!

Won't drink from the source, This big ole horse
Maybe that's why, She had a divorce
Or maybe it's 'cuase, She blabs till she's hoarse
The blabbering big Egg Head!

She blabs on these threads, Till we're grabbin' heads
Goes on and on, Till we wish we were dead
And worst all, She's built shed
The blabbering big Egg Head!

She's a real shrew, Loves her beef stew
Tracks her bowel movements, Tells us about her own poo poo
But we don't care, You big Moo Moo
The blabbering big Egg Head!

Since: Nov 11

The kernel of truth

#11769 Sep 14, 2012
Fifty Shades of Gray

The problem is all inside your head Ganny said to me
The answer is easy if we do it biologically
I'd like to help you in your search for ecstasy
There must be, fifty ways to do your lover

She said it's really not my habit to be intrude
Furthermore... I'd love to do you really crude
Now let me repeat myself
“I'd love to do you really crude”
There must be, fifty ways to do your lover
Fifty ways to do your lover

Just do it in the back, Jack
Eat it like it's flan, Stan
It' tangy like soy, Roy
Just listen to me
Just hop on my bus, Gus
We don't need to discuss much
Just do it to me, Lee
And get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I think I know what I can do to make you smile again
And I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways... to do your lover

She said why don't we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And it popped up cause the moment was just rite
There must be, fifty ways to do your lover
Fifty ways to do your lover

Just do it in the back, Jack
Eat it like it's flan, Stan
It' tangy like soy, Roy
Just listen to me
Just hop on my bus, Gus
We don't need to discuss much
Just do it to me, Lee
And get yourself free

Since: Nov 11

The kernel of truth

#11770 Sep 14, 2012
There once was a leader named Nasputin

A Svengali like character you're darn tootin

He thought he was God

But he was mortally flawed

Exposed by the kernels relentless bootin'

Since: Nov 11

The kernel of truth

#11771 Sep 14, 2012
Come and listen my story about a loud mouthed nut
A big country heifer couldn't keep her big mouth shut
But then one day she was chewin on some cud
When into her mind, the words began to flood

Bullchit that is, drivel... Blabbery

Well the next thing you know the ole Hoss began to cry
“I ain't got no man, oh why oh why oh why
I'm big bloated and blubbery but that shouldn’t matter
If I can't have a man, I'll have the seafood platter”

“With fries that is, hush puppies too... Startin to drool”

Don't PM me c:

Since: Nov 11

The kernel of truth

#11772 Sep 15, 2012

Since: Nov 11

The kernel of truth

#11773 Sep 15, 2012
B.J. THOMAS

"I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY"

Since: Nov 11

The kernel of truth

#11774 Sep 15, 2012
Atlanta rhythm section

"Spooky"

Since: Nov 11

The kernel of truth

#11775 Sep 15, 2012
Tim McGraw

"Live Like You Were Dying"

Since: Nov 11

The kernel of truth

#11776 Sep 15, 2012
sandy63 wrote:
<quoted text>That was cute.Good morning Kernel and everyone else.Ahh....i can smell Fall in the air...:).
Here's a video with "bucolic" style art by an artist named Robert Duncan set to "Grandpa, tell me about the good old days" by the Judd's, you're gonna want to watch this in full screen

Have a good day

&fe ature=channel&list=UL

Since: Nov 11

The kernel of truth

#11777 Sep 15, 2012
Great new music

Chuck Prophet "The Left Hand and the Right Hand"



Have a good day everybody
Holy Moses

Ashburn, VA

#11778 Sep 15, 2012
z kernel wrote:
B.J. THOMAS
"I'M SO LONESOME I COULD CRY"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =oI3KwdrUqGIXX
We know. Not lonely enough to tell gretta where you live though rite :)
64 and a sniveling poontang wrote:
<quoted text>
Even topix doesn't want my lame azz here!
We knew that too. Haha!!

“Non mollare mai”

Since: Mar 11

Land of Enchantment

#11779 Sep 15, 2012
Where's Sandy?? My garlic is already rooting! lol. It's so cool, thank you again for that link Sandy.

And ladybugs are wonderful. They are enchanting, and they eat aphids :)

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#11780 Sep 15, 2012
-CatCiao- wrote:
Where's Sandy?? My garlic is already rooting! lol. It's so cool, thank you again for that link Sandy.
And ladybugs are wonderful. They are enchanting, and they eat aphids :)
+++++

cat ... its nice to see you so nice ...
I hope you have a great day

)~~+~~(

Since: Oct 09

Location hidden

#11782 Sep 15, 2012
Tom Pappas wrote:
<quoted text>what moron did you pizz off to be getting bad judgies? ginny?
*****

must be the same person ... they were passing
them out to everyone ... LOL

))>><<((

“Merry”

Since: Jun 08

Christmas

#11783 Sep 15, 2012
-CatCiao- wrote:
Where's Sandy?? My garlic is already rooting! lol. It's so cool, thank you again for that link Sandy.
And ladybugs are wonderful. They are enchanting, and they eat aphids :)
Afternoon Cat.Wow,that was fast.Dont forget,ladybugs are supposed to bring good luck :).Have a good day.

“Merry”

Since: Jun 08

Christmas

#11784 Sep 15, 2012
z kernel wrote:
<quoted text>
Here's a video with "bucolic" style art by an artist named Robert Duncan set to "Grandpa, tell me about the good old days" by the Judd's, you're gonna want to watch this in full screen
Have a good day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =-eAbEnu3WHAXX&feature=cha nnel&list=UL
Thank you for that link,it was beautiful.He was blessed with a talent so that others could enjoy.You have a good day too.

“I am H.G's Sock”

Since: Jul 12

Or is he mine?

#11785 Sep 15, 2012
sandy63 wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you for that link,it was beautiful.He was blessed with a talent so that others could enjoy.You have a good day too.
HI Sandy, Did you have a good time last night> I did.
I came to read the kernal dreams. I love it.

Hi Kernal.

“Merry”

Since: Jun 08

Christmas

#11786 Sep 15, 2012
Abby Normal One wrote:
<quoted text>HI Sandy, Did you have a good time last night> I did.
I came to read the kernal dreams. I love it.
Hi Kernal.
Your silly,lol.I was watching a couple of scary movies last night so i can have nightmares.I like when he posts like the video he did today,and informational links.Abby,dont sit on here and spend precious time arguing with strangers,go out and enjoy this day god gave us.Have a good one hun..:).

Since: Sep 11

KENTUCKY

#11787 Sep 15, 2012
sandy63 wrote:
<quoted text>Afternoon Cat.Wow,that was fast.Dont forget,ladybugs are supposed to bring good luck :).Have a good day.
You do know those Lady Bugs bite rite:)

And if they get inside your house and you cant reach them, they try and write their name on your wall? rite:)

Dang little bastages,, ROTF

“I am H.G's Sock”

Since: Jul 12

Or is he mine?

#11788 Sep 15, 2012
sandy63 wrote:
<quoted text>Your silly,lol.I was watching a couple of scary movies last night so i can have nightmares.I like when he posts like the video he did today,and informational links.Abby,dont sit on here and spend precious time arguing with strangers,go out and enjoy this day god gave us.Have a good one hun..:).
LOL I haven't been to bed yet. I don't care much about the day but tonight will be good.

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