My own personal plan dealing with illegal immigration

My plan is simple and inexpensive. Drive your windowless van down to that busy intersection where you always find a crowd of illegals looking for work. Pull up, open the back door, and yell, "I need 12 workers at $15.00 and hour, cash." Within mere seconds, your van is full. Drive to the border, cross into Mexico, pull into the nearest mall, open the doors, let them out and then quickly drive away. 12 deportations for the cost of a gallon of gasoline. The real surprise is that no matter how many times you do this at the same intersection, you end up with some of the same illegals you deported once before climbing into the back of the van again. Hell, I deported one Mexican 8 times before he finally figured out what was going on and refused to get in my van. This is really all a joke! I wonder how many Mexicans are laughing?

So arrest me "federal agent." Can't you understand English? "This is really all a joke." You are probably an illegal Mexican hiding in a closet and did not find my post funny. You will probably, for the rest of your life, refuse to get into the back of a windowless van. Hey, I know you. Your that guy that was deported 8 times!

"Federal Agent"is probably one of the illegals that made the trip with you a couple of times before he finally figured it out...lmao!