Crotch shot gets tourism boot

Jul 10, 2012 Full story: NEWS.com.au 31

IT was meant to attract the gay community to the Gold Coast but tourism bosses have decided to give a fairly graphic picture of a man's crotch the boot.

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“laugh until your belly hurts”

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#23 Jul 11, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>I've been wondering about that also. It was SUPPOSED to come with the Gay Manual that showed up in the mail on my 21st birthday, the way the ARRP guide shows up when you turn 50, but mine is missing and I even called the Home Office in New York. I keep HEARING about the gay agenda, but no one can quite tell us what it IS, for their anger and fear of it keeps changing the descriptions.
well, curt, i asked our friend if he knew anything about this illusive 'gay agenda' and he said,'no'. from the look on his face, however, i could tell that he was lying and that he just didn't want us straights to find out what it was really about. after a few months of badgering he finally relented and opened his satchel to show it to us, but first we had to send the kids out of the room. finally he took it out and, blushing, lay it on the table for us to look at.

it was all pink and covered with purple and white flowers and right in the middle of it all was a beautiful picture of 'my little pony'.

my wife opened it to the first page and read it out loud...'saturday / 10 a.m.', it read,'take mom to doctor about her asthma and then to supermarket for shopping'

i guess you can't get any more queer than that, huh?

“laugh until your belly hurts”

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#24 Jul 11, 2012
Unalinea wrote:
<quoted text>
You want a free mind David?
Throw off Satan's shackles.
oooh... satan's shackles

“laugh until your belly hurts”

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#25 Jul 11, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>And just HOW would YOU catch an STD on vacation unless you opened your willing legs and accepted some throbbing bone into your vile anatomy? No one is sure if you are male or female, in fact, we doubt if YOU are certain which, but believe me, you could find some cavity to get plowed, I am sure.
So, keep it in your pants, or out of your pants and you will be just FINE! STDs are NOT passed through casual contact, tool.
Besides, what demographic would a resort wish for? A bunch of tightwad intolerant grumps who spend $20 a day on vacation, ordering a big glass of frosty water to accompany their "early bird special", or some disposable income gay tourists who spend money with both hands on vacation? Gee, let me think, who'd be a better match for a resort owner?
last night one of our students came back from an extended vacation abroad. normally when he goes on vacation he travels by car to a nearby beach and stays in an inexpensive hotel, or rental house with friends. sometimes he even goes camping with his son. this time, however, he had been invited to go to spain to visit with a childhood chum and his family. he decided to go. not only that, but since his gay brother and his partner were traveling to europe as well, they decided to go together. the trip was different than any that he had ever taken. this time, when they visited paris they toured all the big tourist attractions, dined in fine restaurants, and drank fine french wines and beers. then on down to spain via rail... 14 hours sleeping in pullman cars, eating and drinking in the club car and watching films via satelite. upon arriving in madrid they checked into a 4 star hotel, and then went out to find the best clubs and restaurants that the city offered... seville, the same... nothing less than 3 to 4 stars. two months later luis arrived at his friends house in southern spain and stayed there with him and his children while his brother traveled on to italy, and germany.

what it came down to, he said, was that he learned alot from his older brother. he learned that there's a whole lot more to life than trying to save his money... there's a lot of living to do.

i would say that resort owners would rather deal with folks like his brother than some tight-assed, tight-fisted tight wad of a mid-western bible knocker who acts like he's never seen the film 'free willy'.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#26 Jul 11, 2012
Unalinea wrote:
<quoted text>
Conversely, there is something wrong with men who don't like hot chicks.
Also, CONVERSELY, there is something wrong with men who live in Atlanta. No need to worry about Satan in that town, too HOT for him.

Dude, look at gay men this way, LESS competition for you with the LADIES.

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#27 Jul 11, 2012
dances with weebles wrote:
<quoted text>
last night one of our students came back from an extended vacation abroad. normally when he goes on vacation he travels by car to a nearby beach and stays in an inexpensive hotel, or rental house with friends. sometimes he even goes camping with his son. this time, however, he had been invited to go to spain to visit with a childhood chum and his family. he decided to go. not only that, but since his gay brother and his partner were traveling to europe as well, they decided to go together. the trip was different than any that he had ever taken. this time, when they visited paris they toured all the big tourist attractions, dined in fine restaurants, and drank fine french wines and beers. then on down to spain via rail... 14 hours sleeping in pullman cars, eating and drinking in the club car and watching films via satelite. upon arriving in madrid they checked into a 4 star hotel, and then went out to find the best clubs and restaurants that the city offered... seville, the same... nothing less than 3 to 4 stars. two months later luis arrived at his friends house in southern spain and stayed there with him and his children while his brother traveled on to italy, and germany.
what it came down to, he said, was that he learned alot from his older brother. he learned that there's a whole lot more to life than trying to save his money... there's a lot of living to do.
i would say that resort owners would rather deal with folks like his brother than some tight-assed, tight-fisted tight wad of a mid-western bible knocker who acts like he's never seen the film 'free willy'.
Don't I know it. When I was a much younger guy, I was a waiter for a coup0le of years. It was a lot of work, but actually sort of fun, and OK money at times. I STILL recall one two top table I had, mind you, this was probably 1983 and I still recall it well.

It was an older couple, crabby, fussy, demanding. They had minimal dinners, and paid by cash. OK....BUT they paid to the exact PENNY and left me two big shiny religious tracts!

I had to STILL pay my 8% taken from the check's amount, as taxes for that tightwad's selfishness nonsense. Great. Nothing like religious customers!

I tossed it right into the garbage can.

Since: Oct 10

San Francisco

#28 Jul 11, 2012
RalphB wrote:
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ouh, ouh, teacher, I know what straight people do to get "lots more from life". I read it in the paper this morning. Here's a link:
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-...
Now that sounds like something Sickers/Pam would thoroughly enjoy. And probably already has, given what's likely available in Grove City.

“Equality First”

Since: Jan 09

St. Louis, MO

#29 Jul 11, 2012
GoldenGator wrote:
<quoted text>
Now that sounds like something Sickers/Pam would thoroughly enjoy. And probably already has, given what's likely available in Grove City.
Those silly straight people.:)

“Luke laughs at hypocrites!”

Since: Sep 10

Palm Springs, California

#30 Jul 11, 2012
GoldenGator wrote:
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Now that sounds like something Sickers/Pam would thoroughly enjoy. And probably already has, given what's likely available in Grove City.
Wow, now THAT is OFFICIAL white trash. A woman is supposed to be at her PEAK at 28, that one has a long fall from a low perch, I am afraid in her later years.

Can you imagine her in the cell and meeting her cellie mates?

"Wa'cah in for?"
"Check forgery!"
"Soliciting a police officer!"
"Arson!"
"Petty theft!"

"What about YOU, tubby?"
"Dog didling."

"GET 'ER, GIRLS!"

Since: Oct 10

San Francisco

#31 Jul 11, 2012
Curteese wrote:
<quoted text>Wow, now THAT is OFFICIAL white trash. A woman is supposed to be at her PEAK at 28, that one has a long fall from a low perch, I am afraid in her later years.
Can you imagine her in the cell and meeting her cellie mates?
"Wa'cah in for?"
"Check forgery!"
"Soliciting a police officer!"
"Arson!"
"Petty theft!"
"What about YOU, tubby?"
"Dog didling."
"GET 'ER, GIRLS!"
Something similar happened elsewhere, as "Snickers" may well remember,(possibly even present) but the reaction was slightly different:

A man walks into a bar in Grove City, where the local rednecks are drinking nothing but shots of whiskey and bottles of Iron City beer. When the visitor orders a Cosmopolitan, the bartender reels back in horror and the bar becomes deadly silent.

“Just who the hell are you, Mister, and what are you doing here?”
“I’m a taxidermist driving through on my way to a convention.”
“A taxi driver?”
“No, a taxidermist. I mount animals.”
“Relax, boys. He’s one of us!”

“laugh until your belly hurts”

Since: Dec 06

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#32 Jul 11, 2012
GoldenGator wrote:
<quoted text>
Something similar happened elsewhere, as "Snickers" may well remember,(possibly even present) but the reaction was slightly different:
A man walks into a bar in Grove City, where the local rednecks are drinking nothing but shots of whiskey and bottles of Iron City beer. When the visitor orders a Cosmopolitan, the bartender reels back in horror and the bar becomes deadly silent.
“Just who the hell are you, Mister, and what are you doing here?”
“I’m a taxidermist driving through on my way to a convention.”
“A taxi driver?”
“No, a taxidermist. I mount animals.”
“Relax, boys. He’s one of us!”
it was nasty, but it did make me chuckle a bit.
david traversa

Unquillo, Argentina

#33 Jul 11, 2012
Unalinea wrote:
<quoted text>
You want a free mind David?
Throw off Satan's shackles.
Why must you always sound like a spectator at an Auto da Fé in medieval Spain? I'm an atheist, so Satan and his cohort hold no terrors for me. I admire Jesus Christ's precepts; but he didn't really say anything that hadn't been said before by the greek philosophers and other sages pre-dating Christianity. Still.. undoubtedly a Master.. If you're a believer, GREAT! One must get through the day somehow..

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