well, curt, i asked our friend if he knew anything about this illusive 'gay agenda' and he said,'no'. from the look on his face, however, i could tell that he was lying and that he just didn't want us straights to find out what it was really about. after a few months of badgering he finally relented and opened his satchel to show it to us, but first we had to send the kids out of the room. finally he took it out and, blushing, lay it on the table for us to look at.<quoted text>I've been wondering about that also. It was SUPPOSED to come with the Gay Manual that showed up in the mail on my 21st birthday, the way the ARRP guide shows up when you turn 50, but mine is missing and I even called the Home Office in New York. I keep HEARING about the gay agenda, but no one can quite tell us what it IS, for their anger and fear of it keeps changing the descriptions.
it was all pink and covered with purple and white flowers and right in the middle of it all was a beautiful picture of 'my little pony'.
my wife opened it to the first page and read it out loud...'saturday / 10 a.m.', it read,'take mom to doctor about her asthma and then to supermarket for shopping'
i guess you can't get any more queer than that, huh?