Extreme evangelicals pose threat

Noodly James wrote:

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Oh yeah!! And dragons, talking snakes, flat planets, magical water proof shields, glacier proof giant boats.
Have you ever seen this site. "http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/" ;, it brings the entirety into perspective. Also includes the book of morons and the Qrayon.(typos are purposeful)

Excellent site. Perfect example of why the bible is one of the best weapons to use against the fundidiots.

- A Letter Given to Timothy, For His Wife, and For All Those Who Have Ears to Hear

Timothy, speak to your beloved, and give her My word; speak to her My own words, saying...

Beloved, the time has come, the day of sorrows is here... Be strong, yea be very strong. For I shall now come upon you and fill you with My own Spirit, and you also shall testify. Yea, all My chosen shall stand up for Me in the face of great persecution. For they are My body, My blood, one flock who hear My voice, singing together in concert.

And of your husband... Look to him, Beloved, look to him. And though the day is coming when you will not recognize him, you shall surely come to lean upon him. For he shall become a staff, even a rock which can not be moved. Behold, I have put My words in his mouth; lo, I have given him a sharp sword. For his word shall be as fire, and his arm as Samson! And in the day, which comes quickly, he shall put down the trumpet and take up the buckler and shield!...



Behold, his sword shall be raised!...



And I shall cause him to strike at the nations

In a loud voice, with a renewed and loud voice!...

A recompense and a great shaking!...



The boiling of blood...



The shedding of tears.

http://trumpetcallofgodonline.com/index.php5...

art wrote:

- A Letter Given to Timothy, For His Wife, and For All Those Who Have Ears to Hear
Timothy, speak to your beloved, and give her My word; speak to her My own words, saying...
Beloved, the time has come, the day of sorrows is here... Be strong, yea be very strong. For I shall now come upon you and fill you with My own Spirit, and you also shall testify. Yea, all My chosen shall stand up for Me in the face of great persecution. For they are My body, My blood, one flock who hear My voice, singing together in concert.
And of your husband... Look to him, Beloved, look to him. And though the day is coming when you will not recognize him, you shall surely come to lean upon him. For he shall become a staff, even a rock which can not be moved. Behold, I have put My words in his mouth; lo, I have given him a sharp sword. For his word shall be as fire, and his arm as Samson! And in the day, which comes quickly, he shall put down the trumpet and take up the buckler and shield!...
Behold, his sword shall be raised!...
And I shall cause him to strike at the nations
In a loud voice, with a renewed and loud voice!...
A recompense and a great shaking!...
The boiling of blood...
The shedding of tears.
http://trumpetcallofgodonline.com/index.php5...

The Flying Spaghetti Monster forgives your trespass. He boiled for your sins

art wrote:

- A Letter Given to Timothy, For His Wife, and For All Those Who Have Ears to Hear
Timothy, speak to your beloved, and give her My word; speak to her My own words, saying...
Beloved, the time has come, the day of sorrows is here... Be strong, yea be very strong. For I shall now come upon you and fill you with My own Spirit, and you also shall testify. Yea, all My chosen shall stand up for Me in the face of great persecution. For they are My body, My blood, one flock who hear My voice, singing together in concert.
And of your husband... Look to him, Beloved, look to him. And though the day is coming when you will not recognize him, you shall surely come to lean upon him. For he shall become a staff, even a rock which can not be moved. Behold, I have put My words in his mouth; lo, I have given him a sharp sword. For his word shall be as fire, and his arm as Samson! And in the day, which comes quickly, he shall put down the trumpet and take up the buckler and shield!...
Behold, his sword shall be raised!...
And I shall cause him to strike at the nations
In a loud voice, with a renewed and loud voice!...
A recompense and a great shaking!...
The boiling of blood...
The shedding of tears.
http://trumpetcallofgodonline.com/index.php5...

And I shall meet you with the Smith and Wesson and with the Glock.

Yea, I shall be found not guilty of homicide because a madman spouting bible verses and posessing glassy eyes cometh at me with a friggin sword raised.

Kong_ wrote:

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And I shall meet you with the Smith and Wesson and with the Glock.
Yea, I shall be found not guilty of homicide because a madman spouting bible verses and posessing glassy eyes cometh at me with a friggin sword raised.

Florida. A "stand your ground" state.

MikeF wrote:

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Florida. A "stand your ground" state.

I thought Florida was a "FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND!" state.

LowellGuy wrote:

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I thought Florida was a "FACE DOWN ON THE GROUND!" state.

Depends on which side of the gun you're on.

;-)

Elohim wrote:

<quoted text>The Flying Spaghetti Monster forgives your trespass. He boiled for your sins

Dancing spaghetti!

http://www.universetoday.com/93481/new-comput...

Imagine the wave in real time. Yikes!