Men With Wounded Penises or No Testicles Are Not Allowed in Church

Just one more example of how silly man can get.

So being born of wedlock forbids you and your future generations from entering a church? Wow! Now tell us again old wise ones, just who was Adam and Eve's mother/father? WHAT? They only had one?

If the book speaks truth and only truth,[let us forget how often it contradicts verse to verse] then the whole creation was spawned as bastards/bitches.

BTW,.. aren't those "unclean" verses adorable? Wonder if there are positions of employment in the church to check women for menses or men for balls.

What am I saying, of course there are, PRIESTS!

Another keyboard lost, thanks Jody, lol.


Cherish Your Loved Ones.

Those fundamentalist churches are obviously too lax on their chadoor policies.

SIN_cerelyYours wrote:

Another keyboard lost, thanks Jody, lol.
Cherish Your Loved Ones.

Sorry.*chuckle*

Dang, you mean to tell me that all the men I've been with are no longer allowed in church?

Sad.

Yeah, but you know those nutless or dickless fkrs hide their shit in their pants and sneak into church anyway...

I guess if you put a TSA at the church's entrances, they could ferret out the nutless interlopers...

Dr Stinko wrote:

Yeah, but you know those nutless or dickless fkrs hide their shit in their pants and sneak into church anyway...
I guess if you put a TSA at the church's entrances, they could ferret out the nutless interlopers...

You mean like republicans? Most of them are nutless!

At school my favourite lesson was PE,i knew i had the biggest cock and remember i use to stroll around the changing room naked,flicking the weaker kids with my towel whilst pointing a laughing at their little cocks..looking back i think that's probably why i was sacked.

Men with small but present and unwounded testicles may attend church...except on major holidays.

Chit there are lots of those so called preachers who have no balls.. No Testicular fortitude.. Why even Apostle Paul was a Eunich.. la la la..'
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And I have persoanlly seen clitoris' bigger than some men's D*ks...(I was one tie fortunate enuff to work in a place that had a bath house when I 'hid' in the coal mines ok?) That is my story and I am sticking with it... lol...
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Funny things about an underground coal mine bathouse.. All the men that bathed,, had Black penises.. hahahahha..... How did I get on that'n? hahah
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dh..

Do you know why churches do not abide by these scriptures anymore today? Because if they did, there would be absolutely nobody left to attend church after you subtract each and everyone ( remember some of these go back several generations... lol ).

Does this explain all the priests fondling boys? Just checking for wounds or missing parts?

I couldn't get past the first five, what a load of BS.

off the trail wrote:

Just one more example of how silly man can get.
So being born of wedlock forbids you and your future generations from entering a church? Wow! Now tell us again old wise ones, just who was Adam and Eve's mother/father? WHAT? They only had one?
If the book speaks truth and only truth,[let us forget how often it contradicts verse to verse] then the whole creation was spawned as bastards/bitches.

I heard Adam and Eve were born without belly buttons?

"Men With Wounded Penises or No Testicles Are Not Allowed in Church" = Discrimination!!

Tourex wrote:

"Men With Wounded Penises or No Testicles Are Not Allowed in Church" = Discrimination!!

But seriously, when was the last time a church asked you if anyone in your party has a wounded penis or is missing a testicle prior to entering?

Tourex wrote:

"Men With Wounded Penises or No Testicles Are Not Allowed in Church" = Discrimination!!

Yes indeed! Is there a NAACP for Eunuchs?

Maybe this is A Sexual Teste Church...?

Is chafed or rubbed a bit raw "wounded"?

What about, gawd forbid, pierced with a Prince Albert or something?

A chancre?

This religious stuff is hard....