Will it rain in Death Valley for Florida/LSU game?

SEC fan for Life wrote:

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Here's true evil for ya :
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
P.-S. Don't ask me how I found that vid...:-|

Dinnwiddie wrote:

Hey Sec,.. here's one for ya.......
Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has".
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished'. Ole nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel
hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on
top of him making the pin and winning the match.
The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded.
When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold, but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles right in front of my face...I had nuttin' to lose so wid my last ounce
of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as I could."
So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Vel not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own nuts!"

T-Town Clown wrote:

<quoted text>LMAOROTF some good stuff Dinn

Crazy Beautiful wrote:

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Now that one there was funny LOL!! I haven't talked to you in a long time Artie, you need to catch up on what's going on in my life now, a whole lot of good dear ;)

DeathValley56 Ghost wrote:

IT is IMPOSSIBLE TO BE TOO PATIENT! FACT!:)

DeathValley56 Ghost wrote:

GOD KNOWS HOW ARDUOUS IT IS TO BE PATIENT W/ Y'ALL! But, GOD IS PLEASED WITH ME FOR KEEPING THE FAITH IN HIM BY TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY PATIENTS WITH Y'ALL NO MATTER HOW IGNORANT & BELLIGERANT (HOSTILE AND JUVENILE) ANY OF Y'ALL MAY BECOME. LOL :)

DeathValley56 Ghost wrote:

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Someone that is controlled by the devil would only think it's possible to be too patient. God will agree with me on this. So, you have ZERO credibility here son........concerning PATIENCE.:)

Dinnwiddie wrote:

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LOL,... when I saw that I was like,.. omg,.. it's Sec!.. LMAO!!!!....
Oh man,... BUSTED!........(Dinni looks around and thinks,..I anticipated Jack to try to pull a fast one on me,...hmmmm, now where did I put that extra towel)?

Dinnwiddie wrote:

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WTF???....... never mind, your right,.. I don't want to know.

Dinnwiddie wrote:

Hey Sec,.. here's one for ya.......
Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian.
He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has".
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished'. Ole nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel
hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.. His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on
top of him making the pin and winning the match.
The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded.
When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold, but at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles right in front of my face...I had nuttin' to lose so wid my last ounce
of strength I stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as I could."
So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Vel not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own nuts!"

ART DECO MAN wrote:

<quoted text>> You don't know your @ss from a hole in the ground! FACT!!!
>:/

ART DECO MAN wrote:

<quoted text>> Thank Y'ALL, uh, I mean DeadValley!
>:D

ART DECO MAN wrote:

<quoted text>> Yeah, yeah, yeah ... God will agree with you Dead
Valley ... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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And Artie ... God's avenging Angel, swoops down and "bops" the impatient DeadValley up side his psychotic head. And God tells Artie the Angel ... you've done good, My son!
>:D

SEC fan for Life wrote:

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Yeah...
Let's change subject then. How about a "I love you" song ?:-)
http://www.youtube.com/watch...

SEC fan for Life wrote:

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(Jack in his car, driving at well above 100mph): I'm coming, Jen ! I'm coming ! I don't care about those zillions of miles between the two of us... I'm comin' through ! Get ready ! Jack is back !!!

DeathValley56 Ghost wrote:

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You may be some sort of a elementary psychologist (pseudo counsellor). What you're not is a CHRISTIAN COUNSELLOR. That is where you'll learn (for real) that is IMPOSSIBLE TO BE TOO PATIENT!!!
Go to church for a change instead of cutting me down. But, if you insist on being rude and haughty, I will turn the other cheek. Have a great night. Bless you, my child.:)

ART DECO MAN wrote:

<quoted text>> It's elementary DeadValley ... elementary my boy/girl. Artie is very patient when he is whacking you up side your psychotic head. Artie is in absolutely no hurry at all. Remember psycho boy ... "Maxima enim..patientia virtus"
>º)

Dinnwiddie wrote:

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Smirks,.... awwww, your just a little softy at heart,.. I see right through you (ex-ray eyes ya know),... LOL,...(I taught Superman everything he knows),.... haha