Barack Obama, our next President

DBWriter wrote:

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Obama wasn’t much of a comedian. He appeared to be something like Stalin joking about killing you. I think he would have gotten a lot more laughs if he said something like this:
I was a constitutional lawyer (chuckles begin around the room)
And was put on the faculty of a law school (audible laughter heard above the chuckles)
I take the job of president seriously (laughter throughout the room)
I am involved in every detail of government (bursts of laughter heard above background laughter)
I was practicing my bow to greet the white Queen of England (plumes of ice tea spew into the air)
I was working on the budget (every table is covered with ice tea spewed from every mouth in the room)
Russia and the United States will disarm equally (a third of the tables have people laugh themselves out of their chairs)
I am not a Marxist communist (chairs fall over, hearing Obama is impossible with the laughter)
I killed bin Laden (paramedics are working feverishly throughout the room to revive people who died laughing)
I’m going to win the election (the paramedics die laughing)

Further Proof of your insanity is no longer needed. Still smarting over Obama and his leadership in killing Bin Laden and saving the auto industry, and we didn't lose a single soldier? Your babbling is music to my ears.

Grey Ghost wrote:

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Only to the sick, weak minded, the lame and racially retarded. Congratulations you have excelled all expectations in all of these.

Keep a good hold on your shovel.

He gonna buy me gas... he gonna pay my rent ... I still waitin' and hopin' ... but I still gonna vote fo' Bammy cuz he blaaaaaack. LOL

Birther jokes

"My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born of course in Hawaii."

Obama then winks at the crowd and smiles.

http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2012/04/birthe...

It's a good thing birthers have a sense of humor.

John Galt wrote:

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Provide one good reason to stay there for one more day.
What will we accomplish by staying there through 2013 (other than losing more American lives and spending more money)?

Exactly.
Obama has been negotiating a surrender to the Taliban.
The only reason for US forces to be in Afghanistan is to give the impression that Obama is still fighting against the Terrorists responsible for 9/11.
Obama is giving the Taliban "safe passage" to the areas where they want to advance to.

There is no reason to stay in Afghanistan one more day.
Everything and everyone can be out of Afghanistan in a couple of months.
Why are we not leaving now?

Every American killed in Afghanistan after Obama surrendered to the Taliban was murdered solely for the sake of political imagery for Obama.

Get out now.

sonicfilter wrote:

Birther jokes
"My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born of course in Hawaii."
Obama then winks at the crowd and smiles.
http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2012/04/birthe...
It's a good thing birthers have a sense of humor.

Obama wasn’t much of a comedian. He appeared to be something like Stalin joking about killing you. I think he would have gotten a lot more laughs if he said something like this:
I was a constitutional lawyer (chuckles begin around the room)
And was put on the faculty of a law school (audible laughter heard above the chuckles)
I take the job of president seriously (laughter throughout the room)
I am involved in every detail of government (bursts of laughter heard above background laughter)
I was practicing my bow to greet the white Queen of England (plumes of ice tea spew into the air)
I was working on the budget (every table is covered with ice tea spewed from every mouth in the room)
Russia and the United States will disarm equally (a third of the tables have people laugh themselves out of their chairs)
I am not a Marxist communist (chairs fall over, hearing Obama is impossible with the laughter)
I killed bin Laden (paramedics are working feverishly throughout the room to revive people who died laughing)
I’m going to win the election (the paramedics die laughing)

sonicfilter wrote:

Birther jokes
"My name is Barack Obama. My mother was born in Kansas. My father was born in Kenya. And I was born of course in Hawaii."
Obama then winks at the crowd and smiles.
http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2012/04/birthe...
It's a good thing birthers have a sense of humor.

Hey Chief, did that get your wikiup? LOL Put on a beaverskin hat and keep your wigwam. LOL Do you nuzzle Bammy before axin' him ta kiss ya?

Grey Ghost wrote:

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Further Proof of your insanity is no longer needed. Still smarting over Obama and his leadership in killing Bin Laden and saving the auto industry, and we didn't lose a single soldier? Your babbling is music to my ears.

Yeah. Leadership. Let's take a look at that kind of leadership:

The president puts on his agenda to be playing f**king golf all goddam day on the day he is going to invade an allied country and kill bin Laden.
Oh, yeah. That's easy to believe.
... damn. I think I need more opium to begin to believe that crap.

Obama didn't have a clue the mission to kill bin Laden was even happening. Vallerie Jarrett had to summon him from the goddam golf course after it was leaked to her the mission was about to land at bin Laden's compound.

Yup. That's the kind of leadership I respect....

DBWriter wrote:

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What planet do you live on?
I recall free elections held throughout Iraq.
I recall Obama announcing the cessation of combat in Iraq almost immediately after he took office because the surge had been so successful.
That war was over and done with after the surge that Obama objected to proved more than effective.
Your first attempt to discuss the follow-on action after the mission accomplished by the US Armed Forces to remove Saddam Hussein from power shows you to be an ignorant person indoctrinated with fraudulent history.
Thanks for playing. Next?

Poor little birther boy.

So you're going to show us proof of WMDs?

Or that Iraq had something to do with 9/11?

Or some other false justification for being there in the first place?

Hey, you're the one who went all Bush on me. Not that I don't appreciate the easy pickings, but you should really try to stick to present day affairs. That old stuff will just get you a swift kick in the azz.

Aw, poor, poor terrorists! Tsk, tsk, tsk

[60 Minutes' Leslie] Stahl was especially concerned about Khalid Sheikh Mohammed being fed Ensure, a liquid food drink that is often given to cancer patients who have a hard time eating solid food.

"So what happens, does he break down? Does he weep? Does he fall apart?," Stahl asked while discussing the water boarding of KSM.

"No, he gets a good nights sleep. He gets his Ensure, by the way he was very heavy and when he came to us he lost 50 pounds," Rodriguez told her.

"So sleep deprivation, dietary manipulation. I mean, this is Orwellian stuff. The United States doesn't do that," an even more concerned Stahl said.

DBWriter wrote:

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... idiots.
How about these facts:
The President of the United States gave an order to the Armed Forces of the United States to undertake a mission to remove Saddam Hussein from power.
After the Armed Forces of the United States accomplished that mission, Bush appeared on an air craft carrier with the banner "Mission Accomplished."
You idiots just won't acknowledge facts.
If you idiots want to discuss the follow-on actions when the Armed Forces of the United States defeated the Islamist jihad in actions within Iraq, then just say so.

You are one warped twisted clueless twit. Even your twisted recall is false. Saddam was no where to be found when Bush was pretending to land a plane on his mission accomplished tour...The war went on 6-7 years after that along with over 4000 more troops died. Absolutly nothing had been accomplished when that embarrassment took place, other that to prove just what a clown we had as president. You have to be one of the dumbest and misguided righties on here. Daily you embarrass yourself.

Hi! I am just blogging for fun. Tommorrow it will
be 1 year since the killing of Asama Bin Laden.
And, of course, the republicans are making it a
political issue! I will NOT talk about that anymore
today. I will continue on my religious agenda..Is
that what it is..."AN AGENDA"? Love peace and unity
is an agenda? The visionary that I like to quote is
the one who says: "On the DAY OF THE LORD 6.5
billion people will be 'taken away' into hell"! That means "ALL OF ISLAM, THE JEWS, HINDUS, BUDDISTS AND 85 PER CENT OF ROMAN CATHOLICS sent to hell"! That is what he says and I think he is
right! Even I may be going to hell! I am a Roman
Catholic, but I DO NOT attend Sunday mass or keep
my Christmas and Easter duty, according to Roman
Catholic Church laws! I say it is because of my age and bad health! Actually it is because of my
loss of faith in humanity and Heaven! Like the
song says: "Is that all there is?" Many of you feel the same way. They say this saying, also:
"Life su*ks and then you die"! Again I have used 1026 letters and I have said nothing! The ONLY
ANSWER to this comment is: "COME LORD JESUS!"
I have said enough, haven`t I (?) for today.
Love, Carmino Seranni
P.S. This comment sounds like I am in depression...I am not in depression; I am overjoyed to be on the `net

Mr. President,

I’m glad I didn’t vote for you or I would be spending time drafting a letter of apology and begging my fellow Americans to forgive me for my role in the demise of the United States of America.

Instead I am drafting a letter to you [contain your excitement because this isn't fan mail].

Every president has inherited problems from the previous presidency and to blame the previous presidency for current problems is a cop out. You are the one in office now – not the previous president. You are accountable for your actions and inactions – not the previous president. And while Congress can be held just as responsible as you for some of the current problems this country is facing Congress is actually blame-free for some of the problems because you have repeatedly made it very clear that you don’t need Congressional approval to do what you want and you have repeatedly made it very clear that what you want is very obviously not in the best interest of this country or the American people.

As President you have a responsibility to this country and to the American people to try fix any problems that were passed on but, instead of trying to make things better for the American people, you got out your shovel and enthusiastically started digging. For the past 3 1/2 years you have continued digging this country deeper and deeper into debt. But that isn’t all you’ve been doing. You have also been digging a grave - a grave to bury the Constitution that you have consistently made a mockery of, to bury the morals and values that this country was founded on, to bury the very people who have been the backbone of this Nation long before you ran for presidency.

You have consistently proven you do not care about this country or the American people.

You have consistently proven you do not believe in freedom and democracy.

And you have consistently proven that the only way to try to silence the opposition is to pull the race card, which, by the way, has gotten old [really, really old]. Pulling the race card anytime someone disagrees with you or your policies is a juvenile response to the opposition and clearly proves that, other than the unsubstantiated claims of racial bias, you don’t have a valid excuse or defense for those actions that others disagree with.

I love my country.

I am proud to be an American.

I am proud of our troops who have fought and died – and continue to fight and die – in defense of our country, the Constitution, and the American people.

I am NOT proud of you or your administration or what you have done to this country.

We need a leader who is of the people and for the people of the United States of America and it is my sincerest hope that the American people will vote you out of office in November so that we, the American people, will be able to start working on undoing the damage you have done and return this country to the great Nation it once was.

Signed,

An American Citizen
https://coffeeandsleeplessnights.wordpress.co...

EVER WERE I LOOK IN USA NOW IS LAYOFF,THINGS ARE NOT GETTING ANY BETTER FOR THE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE WHO WANT TO WORK AND GET A LIFE, INSTEAD OF GETTING
ON WALFARE!WAKE UP USA AND VOTE OUT OBAMA AND HIS SHEEP 2012!!!!!!!!!!HE DOES NOT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE!!!!

Pig Bill Maher outdoes himself once again...

Bill Maher last night described failed President Barack Obama as the first black president of "the racist states of America."

http://www.humanevents.com/article.php...

As usual, his pig leftist audience loved it.

sonicfilter wrote:

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Poor little birther boy.
So you're going to show us proof of WMDs?
Or that Iraq had something to do with 9/11?
Or some other false justification for being there in the first place?
Hey, you're the one who went all Bush on me. Not that I don't appreciate the easy pickings, but you should really try to stick to present day affairs. That old stuff will just get you a swift kick in the azz.

Show us yer voter ID card and (should be matching) state of residence SS # when applied for.

If'n ya can't-the horshoe line of maybe/almost/close but not quite is over there<-->. And try not to pizz all over everything constitutionally American while you're standing in it.

RealDave wrote:

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I get it.
When your new found hero Romney gets into office & there are no jobs, its not his fault.
When Obama takes office after the start of the worst recession n 80 years, its all his fault.
So you ever listen to just how ridiculous you sound?
Really, talk about being a hypocrite.
If Romney was unable to turn around the economic conditions in Massachusetts, why do you think he can turn around the current situation.
By your own post, he failed to do it in MA.

Super smack down!!

Baba Yaga wrote:

Aw, poor, poor terrorists! Tsk, tsk, tsk
[60 Minutes' Leslie] Stahl was especially concerned about Khalid Sheikh Mohammed being fed Ensure, a liquid food drink that is often given to cancer patients who have a hard time eating solid food.
"So what happens, does he break down? Does he weep? Does he fall apart?," Stahl asked while discussing the water boarding of KSM.
"No, he gets a good nights sleep. He gets his Ensure, by the way he was very heavy and when he came to us he lost 50 pounds," Rodriguez told her.
"So sleep deprivation, dietary manipulation. I mean, this is Orwellian stuff. The United States doesn't do that," an even more concerned Stahl said.

Given that this is not a live broadcsat and that CBS had plenty of time to edit Stahl's ridiculous comment, one has to wonder.

Is Leslie Stahl really that stupid, or just determined to create controversy?

Does CBS accept commercial sponsorship from torturous dietary manipulation products such as Ensure?

leosnana wrote:

<quoted text>Poor ol' Dumbya Shrub, making an even bigger mental midget of himself by trying to find WMD under the podium or behind the curtains...with 4,000 or so Americans dead already that was a real laugh riot.

I will never ever forget that day; it was absolutely appalling.

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"Calls for a general strike with no work, no school, no banking and no shopping have sprung up on websites in Toronto, Barcelona, London, Kuala Lumpur and Sydney, among hundreds of cities in North America, Europe and Asia."

Hey, Elizabeth Warren, apparently we DO have to worry about "marauding bands".

Hi! I am just blogging for fun! There was an automobile accident at the bronx zoo...i.e..an SUV
turned upside down from falling off a bridge overpass killing 7 people...3 of which were little
girls and the 7 people belonged to 3 generations of
that family...I will put a prayer on-line for that accident`s victims and for world peace and if you
pray this prayer; for your good health and healing
of your illnesses...It is the LORD`S PRAYER the way
Roman Catholics say it...Here it is...Our Father who art in Heaven hallowed be thy Name, Thy Kingdom
come, Thy will be done, on earth, as it is in Heaven, give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our tresspasses as we forgive those who
tresspass against us and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil, AMEN.
Maybe this comment makes up for my previous depressing comment...I have more time to comment...
I have my 71st birthday coming up, so I have alot
to be thankful for. I live in poverty, below the
poverty level. I make $12,000 and the poverty
level is $16,000!!! This is America, so I get food
stamps and a box of food every month! Many people
in America have it way worse than me. I have said
enough for today. Love, Carmino Seranni