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going to tn for 10 days tomorrow gonna miss yall

Jennifer Watts wrote:

going to tn for 10 days tomorrow gonna miss yall

We will miss you too Jen. Be safe:)

Louis D wrote:

hello zach 4 88.. how ya been bro.

I have been fine Louis. Once again we have the end of summer coming up quick. Good to see Georgia finally got some rain. I flew over a couple of weeks ago. The lakes that I saw actually had water in them. Strange flight, Boston to Dallas, layover in DC on the way home, and we were over Georgia for some time.

I got home last night me tired

I got boils on the bum

Tard Jennifer wrote:

I got boils on the bum

Did you mean tongue??

She got the boils removed.

hello all..I hope your all doing fine. I was looking around for a bit and just don't get it.Ya'll still have a lot of wacko's around here.
Well any way,,i see that there are still some good people around as well.And to all of you.We (donna and I) wish ya'll the best.Have a great day or night where ever you are..C Y S

oops

Hoops

Stop dreaming

Come on and I take you on a ride,
I wanna be the one that's on your side,
Stop dreaming of me,
Just stand up and follow me.

Come on and I take you through the night,
You will see that everything's alright,
Move your body to me,
I will give you harmony.

Come on and I take you on a ride,
I wanna be the one that's on your side,
Stop dreaming of me,
Just stand up and follow me.

Come on and I take you through the night,
You will see that everything's alright,
Move your body to me,
I will give you harmony.

Come on and I take you on a ride,
I wanna be the one that's on your side,
Stop dreaming of me,
Just stand up and follow me.

Come on and I take you through the night,
You will see that everything's alright,
Move your body to me,
I will give you harmony.

Stop dreaming

If you don't forgive, you are only hurting yourself, A counselor said to me" it is like having battery acid building up inside you and you will corode and die" and it is true. I have struggles with it big time , but I am 58 and have finally learned to deal with an issue at the time, or I will make a grudge and holding anger and grudges will eat you up. been there done that. Look up "the 5 languages of love" and you will also see the 5 languages of forgiveness or apology (http://www.fivelovelanguages.com/30sec.h … and this may help you, For me to forgive, the other person needs to acknowledge that they will change and my family seems to just want to say "i'm sorry ' and not commit to changing, which really gets under my skin big time, so you may check out your language of apology or forgiveness and find some interesting things, This is all about good communication.

The point of forgiveness is not to change the past, it is to change the future.

To not forgive it to give the trespasser power over you and your life. You will regress instead of moving forward.

i guess we have to soak rags in gasoline and tie them around your legs so the ants don't eat your candy ass...that was from earnhardt for those who think Talladegs is too fast

Louis D wrote:

hello zach 4 88.. how ya been bro.

Time to resurrect this thread. Louis D anything new your way.

Pooping at Work
We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something a brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those of you who hate pooping at work as much as I do, I give you the...
Unofficial Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work.
Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure.
Escapee
Definition: a fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing an unseen police car and speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee, it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
Jailbreak (Used in conjunction with Escapee)
Definition: When forcing poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom so to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
Courtesy Flush
Definition: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the nose cone of the poop log hits the water and the poop is whisked away to an undisclosed location. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
Walk of Shame
Definition: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with all farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
Out of the Closet Pooper
Definition: A colleague who poops at work and proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
The Pooping Friends Network
Definition: A group of coworkers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
Safe Havens
Definition: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.
Turd Burglar
Definition: A pooper who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a dump at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
Camo-Cough
Definition: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
Astaire
Definition: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.

Watermelon
Definition: A turd that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
Havana Omlet
Definition: A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.
Uncle Ted
Definition: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.
Fly By
Definition: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.