Traci Lords happily porn again in Zack and Miri

Did you all read the article about how Traci had a chance to fornicate with our Johnny? Well the STUPID BITCH got cold feet after getting him aroused and without an explaination she left the room!!!! TRACI, WHY OH WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!!!! Look up the word STUPID and you will see her picture!!! Sheeeesh woman! OMG..if given the chance to do the deed with Johnny Depp,,I'd shoot anyone or anything that got in my way!!!

i read the article above but i didn't read about her having a chance with our Johnny!:S she is THE stupidest person ever! if i had the chance with Johnny (OMG that sounded good!) LOL! i would shoot them too! poor Johnny! i would give you a massive hug if you were here in the UK! and Traci you make me vomit!

i'm having my flu jab tommorow and i'll being imagining Cry Baby next to me! lol!

Depputy JNads wrote:

i'm having my flu jab tommorow and i'll being imagining Cry Baby next to me! lol!

I got my flu jab Monday..the nurse hit my muscle by accident and my arm was sore for two days. I did not think of Cry Baby Walker..it sure would have helped!!!

awww! sorry about your muscle. i hate when i can't sleep on my left side! but if i think of Cry Baby Walker then i'll be fine!:)

DeppHeadKC wrote:

Did you all read the article about how Traci had a chance to fornicate with our Johnny? Well the STUPID BITCH got cold feet after getting him aroused and without an explaination she left the room!!!! TRACI, WHY OH WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME!!!! Look up the word STUPID and you will see her picture!!! Sheeeesh woman! OMG..if given the chance to do the deed with Johnny Depp,,I'd shoot anyone or anything that got in my way!!!

Lmao...you said it Depphead! You know it's gotta be good if'n Traci "the ho" Lords was intimidated!

DeppHeadKC wrote:

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I got my flu jab Monday..the nurse hit my muscle by accident and my arm was sore for two days. I did not think of Cry Baby Walker..it sure would have helped!!!

I not only got the flu "jab" (love the "jab" btw), I also received the old pneumonia shot! That nurse poked me and hit a vein....bled like a stuck piggy! lol I think I scared the nurse! lol

oh no! hope your vein is ok now?

i had my flu jab today and the nurse is very gentle (thank goodness!) and when she took the needle out it sounded like someone drinking from a straw! euw! didn't hurt though :)

And if you happen to be reading this thread traci i hope you get upset! and don't you dare go anywhere near Johnny! EVER! as soon as we know if you are we will be there and use a 10ft pole to kick yo ass!! lol!

Depputy JNads wrote:

And if you happen to be reading this thread traci i hope you get upset! and don't you dare go anywhere near Johnny! EVER! as soon as we know if you are we will be there and use a 10ft pole to kick yo ass!! lol!

Tff...you would need the pole to keep from catching an STD! lmao

lol! yeah!

and Johnny wouldn't touch traci with a 10ft pole! wouldn't touch her at all! i don't think!

Depputy JNads wrote:

And if you happen to be reading this thread traci i hope you get upset! and don't you dare go anywhere near Johnny! EVER! as soon as we know if you are we will be there and use a 10ft pole to kick yo ass!! lol!

You mean to "stick" up her ass??? lol

Depputy JNads wrote:

lol! yeah!
and Johnny wouldn't touch traci with a 10ft pole! wouldn't touch her at all! i don't think!

Not now,,but he was all hers during the shooting of "CryBaby"...STUPID B*TCH!!!

DeppHeadKC wrote:

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You mean to "stick" up her ass??? lol

LMAO! yeah! XD

DeppHeadKC wrote:

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Not now,,but he was all hers during the shooting of "CryBaby"...STUPID B*TCH!!!

GRRRRR! i hate you traci!! ARGH! i think i'm going to explode! what happened? what did she do?:S

i dont understand:S someone explain please??

Depputy JNads wrote:

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GRRRRR! i hate you traci!! ARGH! i think i'm going to explode! what happened? what did she do?:S

She and Johnny were making out and she did not feel she could satisfy him,,so she left him alone with a boner..AND she did not call me!!! I HATE YOU TRACI!!! lol

abc wrote:

i dont understand:S someone explain please??

What is it that you do not understand?

anything! lol! the whole Traci and Johnny thing:S and what is a boner? dare i ask lol?

poor Johnny! she must have spiked his drink!
yeah! how rude of her to not call you! GRRRR!
hey! if anybody out there knows where traci is let me know!*evil laugh* muhahahahahahahaha! lol!