Mets trade closer Francisco Rodriguez to Brewers

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The Milwaukee Brewers got a quick start on the second half, picking up a big-time closer.

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Lee Dimin

Albany, NY

#1 Jul 13, 2011
The bull pen has been doing well, and his presence on the Mets was a negative rather than a poswitive.
Billy Ringo

Newark, NJ

#2 Jul 13, 2011
Incredible the Muttsies found a chump team to unload that piece of garbage, aka K-Rod.

Maybe K-Rod can find some 65-year old guy in Milwaukee to beat up.
Mets Fan Forever

Union, NJ

#3 Jul 13, 2011
Hardy Hardy Har Har, Billy Ringo. FYI, Why don't you ask that overrated punk Bryce Harper if he's gonna blow a kiss to his boyfriend Adam Lambert after hitting another home run? FYI2, the Mets will be fine w/ Bobby Parnell as the closer; lets just hope that he doesn't turn into former SNL cast member Chris Parnell.
Billy Ringo

Far Rockaway, NY

#4 Jul 13, 2011
Mets Fan Forever wrote:
Hardy Hardy Har Har, Billy Ringo. FYI, Why don't you ask that overrated punk Bryce Harper if he's gonna blow a kiss to his boyfriend Adam Lambert after hitting another home run? FYI2, the Mets will be fine w/ Bobby Parnell as the closer; lets just hope that he doesn't turn into former SNL cast member Chris Parnell.
Why are you mentioning Bryce Harper and Adam Lambert? Couldn't give a crap about either one of them.

Thought the thread was about K-Rod......

You MUST be a Muttsie - always confused.
Ozzie Guillen

Springfield, IL

#5 Jul 13, 2011
Mets Fan Forever wrote:
Hardy Hardy Har Har, Billy Ringo. FYI, Why don't you ask that overrated punk Bryce Harper if he's gonna blow a kiss to his boyfriend Adam Lambert after hitting another home run? FYI2, the Mets will be fine w/ Bobby Parnell as the closer; lets just hope that he doesn't turn into former SNL cast member Chris Parnell.
Bryce Harper gonna be blowin kisses to K-Rod when he hit a 600 feets homeran offa him. Gottdammit, I wish dat guy kin be in da White Sox.
Billy Ringo

Far Rockaway, NY

#6 Jul 13, 2011
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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Bryce Harper gonna be blowin kisses to K-Rod when he hit a 600 feets homeran offa him. Gottdammit, I wish dat guy kin be in da White Sox.
When are you heading to Florida? The Marlins are waiting for you, Ozz.......
Ozzie Guillen

Springfield, IL

#7 Jul 13, 2011
Billy Ringo wrote:
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When are you heading to Florida? The Marlins are waiting for you, Ozz.......
I gotta wait to see iffy Kenny make any moves. Iffy he get me more eh-speed maybe I kin stay. Iffy he gonna get more slow white guys (yes, I talkin about Dunn, Konorko, Pazinski)den I gotta go. Maybe, I gonna be coachin da Venezuela team.
Billy Ringo

Far Rockaway, NY

#8 Jul 13, 2011
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
<quoted text> I gotta wait to see iffy Kenny make any moves. Iffy he get me more eh-speed maybe I kin stay. Iffy he gonna get more slow white guys (yes, I talkin about Dunn, Konorko, Pazinski)den I gotta go. Maybe, I gonna be coachin da Venezuela team.
I doubt Kenny went out and signed Dunn and Konerko for their speed, Ozz.

I can outrun Dunn and Konerko ..... actually, so could my neice.
Ozzie Guillen

Springfield, IL

#9 Jul 13, 2011
Billy Ringo wrote:
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I doubt Kenny went out and signed Dunn and Konerko for their speed, Ozz.
I can outrun Dunn and Konerko ..... actually, so could my neice.

He sign Dunn juss to pissed me off. I tole him I don want Jim Thome....so, he sign a young Jim Thome.
An I don know iffy ju kin out run Dunn. I still havent see him make it to firss base so I don know how fass he really is.
Lets Play Ball

Tonawanda, NY

#10 Jul 13, 2011
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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He sign Dunn juss to pissed me off. I tole him I don want Jim Thome....so, he sign a young Jim Thome.
An I don know iffy ju kin out run Dunn. I still havent see him make it to firss base so I don know how fass he really is.
I gonna talk to dat Kenny. Don ju worry.
I make heem an offer he cant refuse.

I tole ju, sumthin alwayss happen when ju get piss off.
Jus becuss it make me laff ... Don make Kenny laff.
It make heem spite ju an sign a jung Jim Thome.

Ju don eben know iffy fass enuff anna can make it to firss base?
OK, I fire heem.
Ozzie Guillen

Springfield, IL

#11 Jul 14, 2011
Lets Play Ball wrote:
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I gonna talk to dat Kenny. Don ju worry.
I make heem an offer he cant refuse.
I tole ju, sumthin alwayss happen when ju get piss off.
Jus becuss it make me laff ... Don make Kenny laff.
It make heem spite ju an sign a jung Jim Thome.
Ju don eben know iffy fass enuff anna can make it to firss base?
OK, I fire heem.
Ju sumadabich. Ju gonna follow me aroun and make fun of me all da time. I don need ju help. Iffy Kenny don do da right thins, I gonna leave. Dat simple. I don need dis bullchit.
Lets Play Ball

Tonawanda, NY

#12 Jul 14, 2011
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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Ju sumadabich. Ju gonna follow me aroun and make fun of me all da time. I don need ju help. Iffy Kenny don do da right thins, I gonna leave. Dat simple. I don need dis bullchit.
Lissen here, ju baster ... I'n not makin fun of ju.
Kin I help we boff haff da same acsent, eh?
Fine! I no help. Good, I hopin ju do leaf.
Jus make me my cafe con leche before ju do!
Wiff pastelitos onna side. Den, I leaf too.
I don need jur bullchit, ju Benezuelan jigcalow!
An, ju wissh I wuss follown ju around, ju big ego baster ju!
Big ego baster wiffa big hair !

OK. I gotta go mix da seement.
Ozzie Guillen

Springfield, IL

#13 Jul 14, 2011
Lets Play Ball wrote:
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Lissen here, ju baster ... I'n not makin fun of ju.
Kin I help we boff haff da same acsent, eh?
Fine! I no help. Good, I hopin ju do leaf.
Jus make me my cafe con leche before ju do!
Wiff pastelitos onna side. Den, I leaf too.
I don need jur bullchit, ju Benezuelan jigcalow!
An, ju wissh I wuss follown ju around, ju big ego baster ju!
Big ego baster wiffa big hair !
OK. I gotta go mix da seement.
Do ju think I don know who ju really are??? I know ju Joey Cora. Ju sumadabich, ju be tryin to get my job since 2007. Ju neber be haff da player Ozzie Guillen is, ju neber gonna be haff da manager Ozzie Guillen. Ju only gonna be haff da man Ozzie Guillen is.
Lets Play Ball

Tonawanda, NY

#14 Jul 15, 2011
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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Do ju think I don know who ju really are??? I know ju Joey Cora. Ju sumadabich, ju be tryin to get my job since 2007. Ju neber be haff da player Ozzie Guillen is, ju neber gonna be haff da manager Ozzie Guillen. Ju only gonna be haff da man Ozzie Guillen is.
Do I thin ju don know who I really are? No, I thin ju crazsee!
I'n no Joey Cora tryin ta get jur jyob, ju baster.
I'n Jose Manuel Cora Amaro.
Eh, an ju neber be haff uff anythin I wuss as sa player.
An now I'n the bess coasch da White Sox eber hab.
An when I'n don coacshing, then I'n gonna get jur jyob.
Thass it. Den ju gonna be all don.
Den, ju gonna do as I say, Oswaldo Jose'!
Ju gonna juss get my coffee an stop jur rebel roussingk!
Jur nonsense makin wiffa jur big mouff anna big ego!
Gettin onna ESPN, makin biga shot, eh?
OK, I gotta go call my wife. Otherwise she kill me!
Ozzie Guillen

Springfield, IL

#15 Jul 18, 2011
Lets Play Ball wrote:
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Do I thin ju don know who I really are? No, I thin ju crazsee!
I'n no Joey Cora tryin ta get jur jyob, ju baster.
I'n Jose Manuel Cora Amaro.
Eh, an ju neber be haff uff anythin I wuss as sa player.
An now I'n the bess coasch da White Sox eber hab.
An when I'n don coacshing, then I'n gonna get jur jyob.
Thass it. Den ju gonna be all don.
Den, ju gonna do as I say, Oswaldo Jose'!
Ju gonna juss get my coffee an stop jur rebel roussingk!
Jur nonsense makin wiffa jur big mouff anna big ego!
Gettin onna ESPN, makin biga shot, eh?
OK, I gotta go call my wife. Otherwise she kill me!
I gonna get coffee for ju?? Dats a good one. An ju wife is here wiff me, what do ju want me to tell 'er
Lets Play Ball

United States

#16 Jul 18, 2011
Ozzie Guillen wrote:
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I gonna get coffee for ju?? Dats a good one. An ju wife is here wiff me, what do ju want me to tell 'er
Don tell 'er I'n habin coffee wiff jur wife.

She make good coffee!

Ju are? Gonna get coffee fer me?

OK, I stay coacshin. Ju stay manaschin.

Ju a good Man, Ossie. I gonna tell jur wife dat.

Den we all hab coffee together.

Or else I kill ju fer botherin my wife!!

OK I gotta go take out da garbasch.

Or she no talk ta me tonight an she no cook me dinner.

Ju take care, Ossie. Nise talkin wiff ju.

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