Baseball Reinstates Manny

That sub-human, dope-using, "blame-everybody-else " Dominican. And not only does the MLB let him back in, they sweeten the deal by cutting his punishment in half. This is what's wrong with everything in sports nowadays.

Dis is da one Latino guy I don wan in my new team. Dis guy be a pain inna ass when Kenny Williams bring him to da White Sox. No matter where he go, he neber gonna change. Good luck to anybady be stupid anuff to sign him.

Ozzie Guillen wrote:

Dis is da one Latino guy I don wan in my new team. Dis guy be a pain inna ass when Kenny Williams bring him to da White Sox. No matter where he go, he neber gonna change. Good luck to anybady be stupid anuff to sign him.

What pissed me off is that Pete Rose is banned for life cause of betting and can't get into the Hall Of Fame but this guy was caught using performance enhancing drugs and can play after sitting for 50 games.

big pimpin wrote:

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What pissed me off is that Pete Rose is banned for life cause of betting and can't get into the Hall Of Fame but this guy was caught using performance enhancing drugs and can play after sitting for 50 games.

No my frien, you should be pist off dat Manny gonna get votes for da Hall-a-Fame. Remember I tell it to you firss. Some dumass guys gonna vote for Manny be inna Hall. An for da records, I agree wiff you, Pete gotta be inna Hall.

Ozzie Guillen wrote:

<quoted text>No my frien, you should be pist off dat Manny gonna get votes for da Hall-a-Fame. Remember I tell it to you firss. Some dumass guys gonna vote for Manny be inna Hall. An for da records, I agree wiff you, Pete gotta be inna Hall.

Hey Ozzie u need a good bench coach cause I need a job. Lol

big pimpin wrote:

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Hey Ozzie u need a good bench coach cause I need a job. Lol

Sorry, but I already hire Joey Cora. I feel obligate to him since Kenny Williams blindsideded him when I leave da Sox. But, iffy somethin comes up, I keep you in my mind.

Ozzie Guillen wrote:

<quoted text>Sorry, but I already hire Joey Cora. I feel obligate to him since Kenny Williams blindsideded him when I leave da Sox. But, iffy somethin comes up, I keep you in my mind.

Thank u Ozzie.

Ozzie Guillen wrote:

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No my frien, you should be pist off dat Manny gonna get votes for da Hall-a-Fame. Remember I tell it to you firss. Some dumass guys gonna vote for Manny be inna Hall. An for da records, I agree wiff you, Pete gotta be inna Hall.

You got bigger things to worry about, Ozz.

Like who is gonna play SS during those 60-70 games that Reyes is gonna be on the DL? This guy pulls his right hammy just walking down the dugout steps.

Billy Ringo wrote:

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You got bigger things to worry about, Ozz.
Like who is gonna play SS during those 60-70 games that Reyes is gonna be on the DL? This guy pulls his right hammy just walking down the dugout steps.

Look here Mr Jankees fan, I don got nathin to worried about. Do ju eber hear of a players/manager??? I kin fill in for Reyes wiff no problems. I ammit my bat be a little bit more slow but we not gonna lose nathin inna defense.

Ozzie Guillen wrote:

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Look here Mr Jankees fan, I don got nathin to worried about. Do ju eber hear of a players/manager??? I kin fill in for Reyes wiff no problems. I ammit my bat be a little bit more slow but we not gonna lose nathin inna defense.

Not telling ya how to do your job, Ozz, but when Reyes pulls his hammy and misses a 1/4 of the season (and he will), you should play 3rd, and let Hanley go back to SS where he belongs.

Billy Ringo wrote:

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Not telling ya how to do your job, Ozz, but when Reyes pulls his hammy and misses a 1/4 of the season (and he will), you should play 3rd, and let Hanley go back to SS where he belongs.

Ok, I unnerstan ju point.
But, ju tryin to say ju don think I kin play chortstop???

Ozzie Guillen wrote:

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Ok, I unnerstan ju point.
But, ju tryin to say ju don think I kin play chortstop???

You don't go to your left the way you used to, Ozz. None of us do.

Billy Ringo wrote:

<quoted text>You don't go to your left the way you used to, Ozz. None of us do.

Ozzie when u go play short stop then I can go be your bench coach. I am to fat and slow to play SS.

big pimpin wrote:

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Ozzie when u go play short stop then I can go be your bench coach. I am to fat and slow to play SS.

I really startin to like you. Iffy you keep in kissin my ass, I gotta give you da job.

Ozzie Guillen wrote:

<quoted text>I really startin to like you. Iffy you keep in kissin my ass, I gotta give you da job.

Give me a job and teach me Spanish and we can work out great together and win a Championship.

big pimpin wrote:

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Give me a job and teach me Spanish and we can work out great together and win a Championship.

Wait, you notta Latino guy??? Dat change eberythin. I usually only hire Latino guys an I like alotta Latino players in my team. Now, I really gonna have to think about it.

Ozzie Guillen wrote:

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Look here Mr Jankees fan, I don got nathin to worried about. Do ju eber hear of a players/manager??? I kin fill in for Reyes wiff no problems. I ammit my bat be a little bit more slow but we not gonna lose nathin inna defense.

Jes I hear of a players/manager. But ju no kin fill in for Reyes!
Ju bad mouffin da Jankees, and Derek Jeter bein one of da bess SS inna game retirin at da age of 38. Ten years junger den ju!
Ju gonna play chortstop. HA! Ju be winded an fall on jur face before ju eben try an lean left! Eh, jur bat be as slow as jur chortstopin. Ju be strike out before ju eben know what pitsch was thrown. Ju schud jus stick to managin onna BENCH.
Anna stay offa da field. Otherwise ju make a mess!!
I gonna wasch anna see how ju doin. Cuz I wish ju da bess.
An I always like da Marlins.

Ozzie Guillen wrote:

Dis is da one Latino guy I don wan in my new team. Dis guy be a pain inna ass when Kenny Williams bring him to da White Sox. No matter where he go, he neber gonna change. Good luck to anybady be stupid anuff to sign him.

I can no stand dat Manny. He a big mouff trouble makin fool.
He curse ebery team hee play wiff. Good! I glad he gonna be a walkin headache to Kenny. An I agree wiff ju about Pete Rose.
Iss a low down dirty schame!

O anna Happy New Jear!

An AL Centrsl team will give him a 1-year contract as DH.

Billy Ringo wrote:

An AL Centrsl team will give him a 1-year contract as DH.

Sure you're right. But he is a PAIN!

And it's so wrong regarding Pete Rose and what almost happened to Roger Clemens while a Manny "performance enhancer" Ramirez gets a pass.

Glad the Clemens' case was declared a mistrial < after the Federal Government "inadvertently" ... >.

Doesn't the "Federal Government Inadvertently" have some real criminals they can prosecute? But, that's another story ...

Happy New Year, Ringo!