Tell me about your massage experiences

I went to this small Asian nail spa to get a massage. When I walked in there were three older Asian ladies (~50's). When one of them walked me to the room, I was thinking what's it going to be like having an older person give you a massage. As I laie on the table with only a towel, a young Asian chick walked in. I was like yes! She was just helping her aunts out in the store. This was her first time giving a massage. When it was time for me to turn over, my penis was limp as I turned it to the side and lowered the towel. As she massaged my stomach, I was getting hard and it popped out. She was in awl. She said she never saw one that big. She said can she touch it. I said sure! She stroked it and I came all over her hand. I tipped her well. She said come and see me again. I plan on it.

Tell me your experience.

Your bullshit stories are so badly written and so juvenile that they're laughable. Time to give up your dream of being a fiction author, kid.

I went to get a massage from a male therapist, he was hot and young! As I lay on the table competely naked under the sheet, trembling in anticipation of his young hands on my body. He slowly removed the sheet from my back, folded it gently upon my buttocks and proceeded to work out every ache and tight spot on my back. As he softly replaced the sheet on my back, he moved on to my legs. Oh heavenly bliss as he used long strokes from ankle to glut to encourage my leg muscles to relax. After turning over so that I was face up, I could hardly contain my glee as he worked my arms and hands. Moving onto my neck and chest, he worked miracles on those problem areas. He whispered that we were done after massaging my face and scalp, and I was as limp as a noodle while hearing the door softly close. No sexual contact, no "wetness", just an incredible sense of well-being as I left.

Well, I went to a massage place and got a cut massage therapist. The massage was pretty much a traditional massage with no sexual overtones. I decided to change that and started stroking my penis. I pulled the towel off and then looked up at her and she was looking away.

The next thing I know is she leaves the room. I wonder what's going on, have I offended her? It turns out it was more than that. Two cops come in, cuff me, and take me to jail. My wife bailed me out, then left to stay with her mother. I've got a trial coming up and it looks like it's going to wipe me out financially.

Did the bitch set me up? My attorney says no.

Haha. That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Good one.

No cops would arrest a client based only on the word of a therapist. She says "he was stroking his dick." You say, "no I wasn't." Your word against hers, end of story.

But thanks for the laugh this morning!!

Paul, I think you are wrong.

If the therapist is known by the police to be an upstanding establishment, then they would take the word of the therapist. It is indecent exposure and sexual harassment.

bellfly wrote:

Paul, I think you are wrong.

If the therapist is known by the police to be an upstanding establishment, then they would take the word of the therapist. It is indecent exposure and sexual harassment.

so what were the cops doing? Just coincidently hanging out there?

Maybe there is a donut shop next door.

bellfly wrote:

Paul, I think you are wrong.
If the therapist is known by the police to be an upstanding establishment, then they would take the word of the therapist. It is indecent exposure and sexual harassment.

Nope. Unless the guy is a convicted sexual predator, these sort of "he said / she said" things are rarely, if ever, prosecuted. They certainly wouldn't come in and arrest him on the spot without witnessing any sort of crime with their own eyes.

Hell, even when the Asian massage places get busted, it's the providers that get hauled away, usually on immigration-related charges. The "johns" or customers usually walk out scot-free.

My attorney got the charges dropped. Next time it won't be so easy, they say.

Unlucky wrote:

Well, I went to a massage place and got a cut massage therapist. The massage was pretty much a traditional massage with no sexual overtones. I decided to change that and started stroking my penis. I pulled the towel off and then looked up at her and she was looking away.
The next thing I know is she leaves the room. I wonder what's going on, have I offended her? It turns out it was more than that. Two cops come in, cuff me, and take me to jail. My wife bailed me out, then left to stay with her mother. I've got a trial coming up and it looks like it's going to wipe me out financially.
Did the bitch set me up? My attorney says no.

Internet is a wonderful place where everybody can make up anonymous stories like this, but next time try to make it a little better and may be 1 out of 100 will actually believe you.

How about this one - I went to this one Aisian massage place and requested a double lomi-lomi massage. I just has a wash cloth on. You can image what happened next. Me with just a wash cloth on and two young Asian ladies in a room alone. I gave them their tip in advance so they can do what I like. People should put that on their bucket list. I go monthly for a double lomi-lomi massage. I just have too much money to spend. What will I do today?

Gee wrote:

What will I do today?

Ummmmm.....
Get an education?

Unlucky wrote:

Well, I went to a massage place and got a cut massage therapist. The massage was pretty much a traditional massage with no sexual overtones. I decided to change that and started stroking my penis. I pulled the towel off and then looked up at her and she was looking away.
The next thing I know is she leaves the room. I wonder what's going on, have I offended her? It turns out it was more than that. Two cops come in, cuff me, and take me to jail. My wife bailed me out, then left to stay with her mother. I've got a trial coming up and it looks like it's going to wipe me out financially.
Did the bitch set me up? My attorney says no.

LMT,
why don't you call out this one as a bullsh*t story also? It was more poolrly written than the 1st!

Paul wrote:

Haha. That's the funniest thing I've ever read. Good one.
No cops would arrest a client based only on the word of a therapist. She says "he was stroking his dick." You say, "no I wasn't." Your word against hers, end of story.
But thanks for the laugh this morning!!

Most therapist document these types of things in their session note or " soap" notes. In documenting it the therapists notes would trump you word in court when she presses charges for sexual assault.
Just something to think about...

I've been an LMT for 15 years and take great pride in my profession. Make no mistake about it. I am a professional and take my job seriously. I won't put up with any bad behavior from my clients.

But I'm also human and understand men's needs and desires. If a guy has a good personality and is being nice, I might "accidently" touch his private area. If he enjoys it, I'll do it again. When he turns over with an erection, I'll stroke his penis until he ejaculates. Sure it's against the rules, but so is jay walking. Who among us hasn't broken the rules. And if he wants to tip me, so much the better.

There is "professional" and there is "prude." I'm a professional.

Brenda LMT wrote:

I've been an LMT for 15 years and take great pride in my profession. Make no mistake about it. I am a professional and take my job seriously. I won't put up with any bad behavior from my clients.

But I'm also human and understand men's needs and desires. If a guy has a good personality and is being nice, I might "accidently" touch his private area. If he enjoys it, I'll do it again. When he turns over with an erection, I'll stroke his penis until he ejaculates. Sure it's against the rules, but so is jay walking. Who among us hasn't broken the rules. And if he wants to tip me, so much the better.

There is "professional" and there is "prude." I'm a professional.

Brenda! Very well said, I wish you were located in my area, now the prudes will never agree. & will be bashing you soon, but hey the client received his massage, and a extra accommodation based on behavior, your feeling comfortable with it, and a gratuity much appreciated by you I'm sure, no harm , no foul!

Brenda LMT wrote:

I've been an LMT for 15 years and take great pride in my profession. Make no mistake about it. I am a professional and take my job seriously. I won't put up with any bad behavior from my clients.
But I'm also human and understand men's needs and desires. If a guy has a good personality and is being nice, I might "accidently" touch his private area. If he enjoys it, I'll do it again. When he turns over with an erection, I'll stroke his penis until he ejaculates. Sure it's against the rules, but so is jay walking. Who among us hasn't broken the rules. And if he wants to tip me, so much the better.
There is "professional" and there is "prude." I'm a professional.

It's amazing how you can "justify" being a prostitute with that tired old "but 90% of the time I'm a professional" crap. You caved. You sold out. You became a wh*re. Admit THAT, and maybe I'll at least respect your honesty.

Sorry, kiddo, the type of professional you are is not LMT.

I get a great chuckle (and occasional outbursts of laughter) out of being called a prude, if you only knew a little about my private life. In the massage room there is absolutely no sexual activity of any kind allowed, at home however - well, that is different story. But you just go right on and call me a prude if it justifies your actions to yourself, I really have no need to worry about it.

Stress is energy that has built up and become localized in certain areas of your body. One area where this energy becomes stuck is in your genital area.
And if a LMT expertise is exercising muscles, tendons, etc to provide a service of relaxation, and stress relief, what's the big deal. Apparently Brenda doesn't offer this for everyone, but is able to differentiate whom it may please & who it does not! At the end of the day she is still a MT, she provides that service first it seems. Now I'm not calling anyone a prude or a whore. But don't be a hater! In today's society , one has to have a better mouse trap.!
Not every one is able to do business today, as they did 20 yrs ago, for the most part , some compromises have to be made! Plus her clients like it!