freDDy and HotDude's Porn Thread

Please post your garbage here and stay off the other threads in the Massage Therapy Forum. That way you can have your narcissistic, vulgar fun without bothering the rest of us.

What about your own narcissistic posts, LMT? Do we get to create a special thread for those, too?

BURN!!!!

Sounds like a great movie title: Freddy & Hotdude make a porno!!

lmt can direct and produce it haha.

Becca wrote:

What about your own narcissistic posts, LMT? Do we get to create a special thread for those, too?

Ha! It would be nice if all three of them would stay in this thread and leave the rest of us alone.

Well, Freddy and Hotdude are trolls. LMT is a little rough around the edges, but he's usually correct in his professional advice. I wouldn't lump him in with the Others. He's an aquired taste, imo.

Linus wrote:

Well, Freddy and Hotdude are trolls. LMT is a little rough around the edges, but he's usually correct in his professional advice. I wouldn't lump him in with the Others. He's an aquired taste, imo.

Well, thanks Linus. You're the conciliatory sage here and I guess I'm the provocateur. But these porn twins really have to go. Thanks for checking in.

Oh, and it appears that there IS a Massage Therapy Forum Editor. (S)he deletes many of my posts, but leaves feeDDy and HotDude's posts alone. I guess Topix management told him/her that porn brings visitors, so leave the porn alone. Hey Forum Editor: Before you delete this, ask yourself if you enjoy being a whore to the Topix Empire.

It's seems more than just hotdude enjoy reading my massage stories and yes they are true.

Wow LMT, that's a great way to befriend the forum monitor.

CCLMT wrote:

Wow LMT, that's a great way to befriend the forum monitor.

And what a great way for you to befriend the trolls who want to trash the forum, as you have done do on many occasions.
The professionals who practice Orthopedic Massage are so far above your level of competence that your jealousy oozes from every one of your wanker posts.
You could join us and become a professional, or you can continue to practice your fluff-and-buff full-release erotic massage. Your choice.

Guess what lmt I am going to become a MT. I am going to massage in shape young women only and some milf's. I am not going to offer happy ending.

Tsk, tsk, tsk...LMT, once again you attack with childish insults aimed at anyone that disagrees with your caustic mannerisms. Mine was simply an observance while your post was another insult. You really should grow up and realize that just maybe the reason you're posts got deleted is because you're so rude. That couldn't be impossible though, could it?
On another note, you shouldn't let other peoples posts anger you so. Even if they do bring up repressed feelings or memories. Ah, that would explain why you seem so obsessed with "happy endings" though.

FReDdY wrote:

Guess what lmt I am going to become a MT. I am going to massage in shape young women only and some milf's. I am not going to offer happy ending.

That's great, FreDDy, you've got a long road ahead of you. Now go and buy an anatomical atlas and learn where every muscle in the body is, where it inserts and what it does (and I don't mean the love muscle). That's just the beginning of your studies, you should be ok to start on the milfs in about four years.

Paul wrote:

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That's great, FreDDy, you've got a long road ahead of you. Now go and buy an anatomical atlas and learn where every muscle in the body is, where it inserts and what it does (and I don't mean the love muscle). That's just the beginning of your studies, you should be ok to start on the milfs in about four years.

Nah just learning to massage my gf and make some extra cash giving a massage to some young fit women and some milf's. I doubt 1 percent of mt's know every origin and insertion of 206 muscles in the human body. Sorry I don't plan on going to massage school because of time and money just learn on the job I have a sports science backround and degree. For me massage is as much an art form just as much a science. My old gf went to the Swedish Institute and did it full time in 16 months or you can go part time in 32 months. I think it ran her 9k and that was 12 years ago.

CCLMT wrote:

Tsk, tsk, tsk...LMT, once again you attack with childish insults aimed at anyone that disagrees with your caustic mannerisms. Mine was simply an observance while your post was another insult. You really should grow up and realize that just maybe the reason you're posts got deleted is because you're so rude. That couldn't be impossible though, could it?
On another note, you shouldn't let other peoples posts anger you so. Even if they do bring up repressed feelings or memories. Ah, that would explain why you seem so obsessed with "happy endings" though.

Yes, tsk tsk. But you have been a contrarian to every post by a massage professional, Ms. Boatman. Instead of defending the professional image of Massage Therapy, you have sided with those who want to turn the massage room into a body fluid hazmat area. I admit to being cruel and insulting to you in the above post. But really, you need to mature and learn to take a stand for what's right and not for what brings in the perv clients.

Well a CMT-LMT would take too much time and money. I found a school with a CMP 250hrs for 1500.00 and only takes 4-5 months.I do need to pay 150.00 for a city business license and get some insurance. Hotdude which route did you go? My gf thinks it's a good idea to learn even if I don't do it for a part time job since I can just massage her.

LMT wrote:

<quoted text>But really, you need to mature and learn to take a stand for what's right and not for what brings in the perv clients.

I've read LMT's posts and CCLMT's posts. The idea of LMT telling CCLMT to mature is comical at best.

Go for the CMP Freddy. Next time I make it to SD I will look you up and we will hook up!!!