Erotic Massage Parlor Reviews

This is not Massage Therapy. Go pimp somewhere else.

"I've been going to erotic massage parlors for about 25 years. Now my d*ck looks like a gnarled willow branch because I've caught so many STDs over the years. It also stinks because of that flesh-eating bacteria stuff. I guess I'll look on Craigslist because this forum seems to be for Licensed Massage Therapists. I don't want that. I just want to get laid again. Snarl, slobber, humpa-humpa. Oops, sorry about the leg-humping thing."

CCLMT, how "nice" to see you're still in the "profession."

BTW, for the newcomers to this forum:
Definition of "prudish bitch" - Doesn't give happy endings.

Wow, I can live with that.

(CCLMT was one of those 200-hour amateur masseuses who was grandmothered into "licensure" when Texas attempted to clean up the massage/prostitution parlors. So consider the source).

I think that's funny. Texas has never been a 200 hour license state. If CCLMT reads this, they ought to sue you for slander.
I also thought it was funny when you were either "factually wrong", or plain lying, on other threads.

What would you/she sue me for? Interfering with the practice of an illegal activity? Defamation of Happy Endings? LMFAO

So, you've gotten a massage with a happy ending from him/her? That would make you just as wrong(or gay) and if you haven't, or have proof that they do give happy endings, then that is defamation.
And what about the "factually wrong" or just plain lying comments that you make? I love reading on here the "I'm impotent" comments that you make. People take you for a joke. I'm tired of responding to you for now so answer if you want. Do remember though that if you don't, everyone that reads these boards will know that you have no clue as to what you're talking about and make up false facts.

If "people" take me for a joke, I can only say that a man is judged as much by the enemies he makes as by the friends he makes. I'm quite satisfied that the people who really count on this forum (the professional LMTs and the clients who want to know about muscle and mind therapy through therapeutic massage) respect me. For those of you who don't, kiss off and Who Cares?

Thank you, Topix Forum Master, for removing the ads for the "erotic" massage reviews from this thread. This forum has been used by johns looking for male & female hookers, and by the imitation massage practitioners willing to provide sex instead of legitimate massage. It's nice to see that Topix is cleaning this forum up.

Also, look at the posts LMT 6 to 1, you go find another forum.

Evanston, IL – The American Massage Therapy Association®(AMTA®) views the decision by Craigslist to remove its ‘erotic services’ section as an opportunity to clarify for the public that prostitutes who claim to provide massage are not massage therapists.“The public and massage therapists have a right to know that advertising for massage should only be the right of massage therapists,” says Judy Stahl, AMTA President.“We hope this decision will ensure that massage is only advertised on Craigslist through its ‘therapeutic’ section and that any new ‘adult’ section will not allow posters to use terms related to massage therapy.” Most states regulate the massage therapy profession and restrict use of the term ‘massage’ in business and advertising to legally practicing massage therapists.

The recent publicity surrounding the murder of a call girl who called herself a masseuse on Craigslist has confused many people. Massage therapists have had clients and patients question their professionalism and raise concerns about them advertising their massage practices through Craigslist.

Unfortunately, prostitutes frequently claim to offer massage and use the term ‘masseuse’ to appear as legitimate therapists. While most massage practitioners prefer the term massage therapist, some still use the older term, rooted in European health traditions, of ‘masseuse’.

AMTA believes these terms related to massage should only be used by those with a legal and professional right to do so. The non-profit professional association wants the public to feel confident that anyone who claims to provide massage is a trained professional who practices legally.“We call on Craigslist, the media and other online services to respect massage therapists and to protect the public from misrepresentations of massage. And, we continue our support for the efforts of the state attorneys general to protect the public from inappropriate advertising,” says Stahl.

The American Massage Therapy Association is a nonprofit professional association of more than 58,000 members founded in 1943. AMTA professional members have demonstrated a level of skill and knowledge through education and/or testing and must meet continuing education requirements to retain membership. AMTA provides information about massage therapy to the public and works to improve the professional climate for massage therapists. It advocates fair and consistent licensing of massage therapists in all states.

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LMT wrote:

This is not Massage Therapy. Go pimp somewhere else.

why did you idiots ruin this thread with petty back and forth bickering?

i agree with you surfer, the back and forth is stupid and not to mention there is nothing wrong with an adult male going to a massage parlor. Who's business is it anyway? I personally don't understand why lmt's get their panties in a bunch. guess the parlors give them a run for their money lol.

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I just found this board and was hoping for some useful info. All I see is hate and sniping. You all need to take a breath, let others live as they wish and - well - take another breath!!

License Permanently Revoked
HOFACRE, Joseph Lee (LMT #33-011986)– Columbus, OH
Based on massage therapist having been found guilty in Delaware Municipal Court, Delaware,
Ohio, of one misdemeanor count of Sexual Imposition, the underlying basis being the massage
therapist having offensive sexual contact with a patient during the course of a massage. Notice
of opportunity for hearing mailed 5/13/10.

LMT wrote:

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