Take Pa to a spa for Father's Day

Beers and a ball game.

Then buy him a pink shirt and take him to a Broadway show.

liner wrote:

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A story like this is ripe for it. Too bad I missed it.
I know lots of guys and NONE of them would be the slightest bit interested in a day at a spa.

thats because they dont know about the right spas to go to.

There's only one kind of spa I'd be interested in. But I think they were busted.

liner wrote:

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A story like this is ripe for it. Too bad I missed it.
I know lots of guys and NONE of them would be the slightest bit interested in a day at a spa.

A musical of course.

Not from LI wrote:

Then buy him a pink shirt and take him to a Broadway show.

not saying wrote:

A musical of course.<quoted text>

But of course!

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

liner wrote:

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A story like this is ripe for it. Too bad I missed it.
I know lots of guys and NONE of them would be the slightest bit interested in a day at a spa.

Well, that leaves more room for the sophisticated crowd.

Father's Day is a 2nd-rate holiday for us Dads. All you hear is "Practical Gifts for Dad", blah blah. Just bring me beer, perch me in front of the TV and keep the kids entertained for an hour, and that's enough. For those of you with little ones, tell the wife you don't wanna change a #2 for just half a day.

liner wrote:

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A story like this is ripe for it. Too bad I missed it.
I know lots of guys and NONE of them would be the slightest bit interested in a day at a spa.

Also, you can bet that your favorite macho movie actor goes to the spa several times before each shoot. Yeah, I'm talking Stephen Segal, Stallone, Ahnold, Clint, et. al.

HAA!! Good one.

Not from LI wrote:

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But of course!
Not that there's anything wrong with that!

not saying wrote:

A musical of course.<quoted text>

guys and dolls.

Saluki Rod wrote:

Father's Day is a 2nd-rate holiday for us Dads. All you hear is "Practical Gifts for Dad", blah blah. Just bring me beer, perch me in front of the TV and keep the kids entertained for an hour, and that's enough. For those of you with little ones, tell the wife you don't wanna change a #2 for just half a day.

We get hosed. Father's Day is to Mother's Day what Arbor Day is to Christmas.

LMT wrote:

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Also, you can bet that your favorite macho movie actor goes to the spa several times before each shoot. Yeah, I'm talking Stephen Segal, Stallone, Ahnold, Clint, et. al.

You just listed a bunch of Hollywood primadonnas, I don't see your point.

Al Kahalik wrote:

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You just listed a bunch of Hollywood primadonnas, I don't see your point.

Well then, fine. Weathered, dry skin. Blackhead-infested monster pores. Muscles so tight you walk like an Orangutan. It might just make you look better.:-)

I got sent to a spa for a couple of days once. You know what? No other guys in the place. Just me and lots of girls. Hot tub, sauna, yeah man!

LMT wrote:

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Well, that leaves more room for the sophisticated crowd.

That what they're callin them these days?

not saying wrote:

I got sent to a spa for a couple of days once. You know what? No other guys in the place. Just me and lots of girls. Hot tub, sauna, yeah man!

Send dad to ER, Have him locked up for 72hr suicide watch.They wiil feed him ,bath him, and give him all the drugs he'll need.The wkend away from the family what better gift.

No Dad wants to go to a spa. If he does he's hiding something from his family. Like maybe he makes out with the oil delivery man or the kid who works the mail room at his office.

You want to take care of Dad. Actually leave him be on Sunday. Also, moms wake your husband up with your mouth and end his night with your mouth. Then see next week how many items come off that honey-do list.

....at his office at the the fudge packing plant.

Ron Jeremy wrote:

No Dad wants to go to a spa. If he does he's hiding something from his family. Like maybe he makes out with the oil delivery man or the kid who works the mail room at his office.
You want to take care of Dad. Actually leave him be on Sunday. Also, moms wake your husband up with your mouth and end his night with your mouth. Then see next week how many items come off that honey-do list.

Get him a happy ending or loved a long time or BOTH! God knows wifey probably ain't taking to the max!