Study found 1 in 4 couples sleeping apart

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Umad wrote:

stfu

Keith wrote:

That's right. The husband sleeps in one bed and the wife sleeps in a different bed. And,,that other bed is mine. Hahahahaheheheheohhohoho...Hey , I am good. That is why they are with me!

Ohio Cowgirl wrote:

<quoted text>Wow!!! a stud muffin on Topix...who would have thunk it????

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Ohio Cowgirl wrote:

<quoted text>Wow!!! a stud muffin on Topix...who would have thunk it????

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sandy63 wrote:

<quoted text>I highly highly doubt it.

Keith wrote:

<quoted text>Sandy63, what can I do to covince you to like me? Do you want me to say that I like dogs? OK, I like dogs. I mean I nevercaused them any pain, I didn't torture them. I simply ran over them or shot them. They didn't know what hit them. Well one did by my careless aim. Anyway, I love dogs. If it helps I really do like cats, seriously though I do. I have never mistreated a cat. I have never met a cat that I didn't like. You see I do have half a heart. Half a heart is better than nothing. Could I send you a box of chocolates? Would your hubby mind? Walgreens has 50 percent off on the price of assorted chocolates right now. Take care now, I am going to take my halo off and hit the sack.

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Keith wrote:

<quoted text>Cowgirl, why do you and the other gals on here have such a low opinion of me?? Here I do different things to get attention from you ladys like wispering sweet nothings in your ears, complimenting you women on your breast transplants, buying roses from SuperAmerica and paying some Mexican to deliver them to you, saying excuse me just after breaking wind. You name it. Nothing seems to work. The harder I try the worse it gets. I am really not that bad of a guy. I almost found God while completing my prison sentence. Please warm up to me. I will even pay for our supper date at your favorite McDonalds.

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sandy63 wrote:

<quoted text>I highly highly doubt it.

Ohio Cowgirl wrote:

<quoted text> Oh geez, where do I start? No respect for women, no compassion for animals. I don't have breast implants that need complimented on. My natural ones are just fine. Sweet nothings is right. We've heard NOTHING SWEET from you. Roses, breaking wind and McDonalds are not needed. Being civil goes along way towards getting the ladies to warm up. You have your work cut out for you!!!!!!

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sandy63 wrote:

<quoted text>My last comment to you on this subject,is GO TO HELL.Anybody who intentionally mistreats man's best friend is a monster in my eyes.Only trashy SCUMMY people like you would hurt a defenseless animal you sicko.Keep your evil comments to yourself...I truly HATE people like you,so beat it.

Umad wrote:

Maybe if you stop being a complete douche and a total waste of space, people might not shun you as they do now.

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sandy63 wrote:

<quoted text>UMAD,thank you for that excellent answer.Have a great day.

Keith wrote:

<quoted text>You two were made for each other. Maybe you two should hook up. I'll just have to give all my attention to cowgirl. I believe that she would take me under her wing and treat me right. Note of advice Umad. Sandy63 is moody, she'll step on your feelings like a welcome mat from time to time and if you can get over that she is basically OK. I know, I am still getting over some of the really hurtful things that she has said to me. Good luck.

Keith wrote:

Maybe I need to go back to the drawing board. What I am doing with these women sure isn't working very well. Does anyone have any ideas for me? I may have 50percent heart but I am all ears. My methods do work from time to time with younger women from smaller towns but not for a little older ones from larger cities. You women from the large city aren't easy to snag. Tough as leather. Hard core. Definately can't be manipulated. I must try something different.