Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados

Full story: El Paso Times

Police said a man was arrested at a grocery store after workers found him at a table in the deli, eating avocados, cake and other items.

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Too Simplistic

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Sep 2, 2009
 
This is slightly strange to me. When I have been drunk, I have craved heavy foods such as burgers, pizza, Jack In The Box bacon cheddar potato wedges (awesome), etc. Avocados have never crossed my mind. Perhaps he's a healthy eater.
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#48
Sep 2, 2009
 
Bruce wrote:
He musta had the munchies.
I was thinking the same thing!!
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#49
Sep 2, 2009
 
woops wrote:
<quoted text>hey, leave me out of this..
hey me too! lol

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Sep 2, 2009
 
Man, these are the biggest grapes I've ever SEEN!

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yep, right, uh huh

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"my kingdom for a peach..."

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This sounds like something that would happen in my store...lol
pepppprrrrrrrrrr rrrrr

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#54
May 27, 2011
 
o ne fokotsa alcohol concentration in his body. they could have left him. le ene o tlhokana le kota ya avocado.

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#56
Jul 16, 2012
 
Too Simplistic wrote:
This is slightly strange to me. When I have been drunk, I have craved heavy foods such as burgers, pizza, Jack In The Box bacon cheddar potato wedges (awesome), etc. Avocados have never crossed my mind. Perhaps he's a healthy eater.
You should try it, it's much healthier.
DBS

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Jul 16, 2012
 
drunken guac
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At least avocados aren't constipating!
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At least avocados aren't constipating!
They are if you stick them up your butt like I do.
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Geno wrote:
<quoted text>They are if you stick them up your butt like I do.
Another loon joins the topix board. You'll be in company with all the other loons that spam, troll, and stalk the other threads.

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