Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados

Full story: El Paso Times 53
Police said a man was arrested at a grocery store after workers found him at a table in the deli, eating avocados, cake and other items. Full Story
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Too Simplistic

El Paso, TX

#47 Sep 2, 2009
This is slightly strange to me. When I have been drunk, I have craved heavy foods such as burgers, pizza, Jack In The Box bacon cheddar potato wedges (awesome), etc. Avocados have never crossed my mind. Perhaps he's a healthy eater.
MissM

Souderton, PA

#48 Sep 2, 2009
Bruce wrote:
He musta had the munchies.
I was thinking the same thing!!
MissM

Souderton, PA

#49 Sep 2, 2009
woops wrote:
<quoted text>hey, leave me out of this..
hey me too! lol

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis, IN

#50 Sep 2, 2009
Man, these are the biggest grapes I've ever SEEN!

“"you're not the boss of me"”

Since: Aug 09

yep, right, uh huh

#51 Dec 23, 2010
"my kingdom for a peach..."

Since: Nov 10

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#52 Dec 23, 2010
This sounds like something that would happen in my store...lol
pepppprrrrrrrrrr rrrrr

Gaborone, Botswana

#54 May 27, 2011
o ne fokotsa alcohol concentration in his body. they could have left him. le ene o tlhokana le kota ya avocado.

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Since: Dec 10

Homefries

#56 Jul 16, 2012
Too Simplistic wrote:
This is slightly strange to me. When I have been drunk, I have craved heavy foods such as burgers, pizza, Jack In The Box bacon cheddar potato wedges (awesome), etc. Avocados have never crossed my mind. Perhaps he's a healthy eater.
You should try it, it's much healthier.
DBS

United States

#57 Jul 16, 2012
drunken guac
Constipation

Santa Cruz, CA

#58 Jul 16, 2012
At least avocados aren't constipating!
Geno

Berlin Heights, OH

#59 Jul 16, 2012
Constipation wrote:
At least avocados aren't constipating!
They are if you stick them up your butt like I do.
Constipation

Santa Cruz, CA

#60 Jul 16, 2012
Geno wrote:
<quoted text>They are if you stick them up your butt like I do.
Another loon joins the topix board. You'll be in company with all the other loons that spam, troll, and stalk the other threads.

WELCOME
DBS

Foster City, CA

#61 Jul 19, 2012
Welcome!!!!!!

We love you!!!

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