Fortville police roster is full

more hearsay wrote:

I heard that Goldstein was so proud to be a Fortville Police Officer he attended a school fundraising "Walk-a-thon" in full uniform complete with Weapon!!!! Parents complained this was not appropriate. Maybe someone should have taken notice at that time. I wonder if FPD took any complaints before he and FPD made National Headlines.

This guy is a moron however him appearing at a school "walk-a-thon" fundraiser does not seem odd to me.

Wow wrote:

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This guy is a moron however him appearing at a school "walk-a-thon" fundraiser does not seem odd to me.

The problem is that he was waering a police uniform to the event.

Duh wrote:

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The problem is that he was waering a police uniform to the event.

And Weapon...

Was this the guy Fortville was going to put in as a School Officer ?!?!

LOL!!! Sounds like there are alot more Goldstein's in FPD than we realize !!! LOL!!!

Wow wrote:

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This guy is a moron however him appearing at a school "walk-a-thon" fundraiser does not seem odd to me.

I doubt a fireman would have gone dressed in full gear....

He probably just wanted to show the other picked on kids in school that "you too one day can be a toughguy, and get back at everybody with a badge", and get paid for it too!

What a moron, this guy needs jail time for being stupid and should have a permanant mark like a predator on his record so he can never be a cop anywhere, kind of scary that idiots can qualify to be cops, carry a badge.......and a loaded weapon......but this is handcuff county.

barney fife wrote:

He probably just wanted to show the other picked on kids in school that "you too one day can be a toughguy, and get back at everybody with a badge", and get paid for it too!
What a moron, this guy needs jail time for being stupid and should have a permanant mark like a predator on his record so he can never be a cop anywhere, kind of scary that idiots can qualify to be cops, carry a badge.......and a loaded weapon......but this is handcuff county.

You just described the whole dept. of Fortville!! It is such a shame they behave like Hooligans. Hillbilly Hooligans.

Amused wrote:

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You just described the whole dept. of Fortville!! It is such a shame they behave like Hooligans. Hillbilly Hooligans.

Heck you just described the whole town of Fortville

how do i feel out fer a job at forvill poleece. I have a middel skool edukation, what is the pay? I done care whut it pays long as I git a badge an a gun, will me an sis have inshorence?

FPD has been full for a long time....OF SHIT!

FPD is a whole dept. of SHITBIRDS!

benny jet wrote:

apparently the roster is full

Nope they have and opening now no? or is someone in tha force familee fillin tha spot?
i wood be purfeckt, i quit skool in 8th graid because i wus picked on and i would flash my badgje and gun at evrbody an write lots of tickets, plus i get crapfaced all tha time when i drive my bassbote and fish.
plus i am good wit hancuffs just ask sis, she lurned to have sekz with my boss at shelbytucky poleese where it was mandated to bwing in you wife or lover for tha sherif,
also do we get to keep tha meth we confinskate?

"How do I join them sumbitches"

Come quick Andy, Ernest T Bass is impersonating an officer again!

Marshall Dillon, you dont have to take that from no conservation officer, I would have hogtied him after I flashed my gun and my badge......spit.

Gollllllliee sargeant Carter, are you going to take that from a park ranger? He must think hes a marine being on the marina.

Aunt Bee, have you seen Opie, my gun or badge?

See Hutch, this is why you need to slide up sideways with a 70s musclecar car when jumping out the window flashing a badge and a gun, you just look cooler and get more respect.

He went about using his gun badge and uniform all wrong.

If Fortville po-po had Harleys he could've gotten away. Muncie doesn't have them either but we get to impress the Ball state girls by speeding down sidestreets and if we wreck into a pole we tell them to jump out.