Oh my god. Another article by Tim Grobaty about not wanting to give up crappy food or booze, followed by a commercial for Joe Jost's. What could be next? An article beginning with a commercial for Joe Jost's, followed by a humorous article about his lack of will to forego fatty foods and booze?
Also, is there such a thing as "running out of things to say"? If so, what do writers do when that happens to them? Do they quit, or just keep typing until they are dragged away?