Isles fall to Flyers, 3-2

It was all on the line at the Nassau Mausoleum today. Yanni the Danni in the nets. would he disappoint again or bring glory to the team of fish. Then Okpooso with the puck but it is stolen and three on two and oh nooooooooooo he dekes out Yanni the Danni and red light on, flyer goal. and in the second period another and then another. and u let us down danni yanni and u let us down okpooso and geezer dougie weight and u 2 bailey and where wuz da wrecker, he was scared of mixin it up. and the isles phoned it in again and all hope of the stanley cup is lost. TheArchitect weeps and so does Chico and no way Tavares will play for this band of bozos. u let us down yanni the danni. and u too supa coach gordo. u let us down. so sad. Smitty cries. worst in the NHL now and forever. u let us down.

Mr Jones wrote:

It was all on the line at the Nassau Mausoleum today. Yanni the Danni in the nets. would he disappoint again or bring glory to the team of fish. Then Okpooso with the puck but it is stolen and three on two and oh nooooooooooo he dekes out Yanni the Danni and red light on, flyer goal. and in the second period another and then another. and u let us down danni yanni and u let us down okpooso and geezer dougie weight and u 2 bailey and where wuz da wrecker, he was scared of mixin it up. and the isles phoned it in again and all hope of the stanley cup is lost. TheArchitect weeps and so does Chico and no way Tavares will play for this band of bozos. u let us down yanni the danni. and u too supa coach gordo. u let us down. so sad. Smitty cries. worst in the NHL now and forever. u let us down.

I believe there's a tear in your tin foil hat and it's letting the voices in again. Please patch it.

The Islanders home should be Plum Island, not Long Island ...