Reports: Chris Simon signs with Russian hockey team

Former Isle, Oleg Kavasha is on this team.

http://www.eurohockey.net/players/show_player...

Joe Citizen wrote:

Former Isle, Oleg Kavasha is on this team.
http://www.eurohockey.net/players/show_player...

Kvasha will not stand for anyone threatning his MVP status; I say he whacks him

ebenezer scrooge wrote:

dont let the door hit him on the a55 on his way out...probably end up on the rangers for some strange reason

Again?

If he did, I wonder if his spleen will hold up?

At least I got to kick his butt before he left the Island.

I've heard that in Russia, he can actually kill an opposing player to change the momentum of the game. It's only a matter of time before Hollweg and Orr wind up on a Russian team too, that would one He11 of a rematch.
As for Kvasha, he's not friends with nolan is he?

Chris Simon is not coming to the Isles? There goes the season! Maybe the decade!

Maybe now I can stop being a baby and do my job.

You people are so freaking clueless. Chris Simon was traded away from the Islanders this season. So Bruce, Dummy from Montvale, and Ebeneezer must be retarded. Also Colton Orr, good job in the playoffs,,,oh wait,,you weren't there were you? Did you even dress at all? Why are these boneheads in the NHL if they are not good enough to help their team in the playoffs? Great league we have here.

"...when he slewfooted Penguins agitator Jarkko Ruutu and stomped on Ruutu's foot with his skate. "

Can someone explain what "slewfooted" is?

What are you doing Simon? No need to travel half way across the globe to play in a half empty concrete dump in front of a handful of retards who don't know a Gordie Howe hat trick from a half empty vodka bottle. You could have re-upped with that minor league outfit in the garden spot of the world, Uniondale LI! sheesh...

Gordie Lane wrote:

What are you doing Simon? No need to travel half way across the globe to play in a half empty concrete dump in front of a handful of retards who don't know a Gordie Howe hat trick from a half empty vodka bottle. You could have re-upped with that minor league outfit in the garden spot of the world, Uniondale LI! sheesh...

Or maybe they'll start a hockey team in Gastonia, NC - the meth capital of NC!

He has not been NHL calibre in 7 years. Go step on Russian feet.

hmmmmmm wrote:

"...when he slewfooted Penguins agitator Jarkko Ruutu and stomped on Ruutu's foot with his skate. "
Can someone explain what "slewfooted" is?

When one player comes from behind, and uses his leg or foot to push the other player's leg or skate forward and thus causing them to fall backwards.

A cowardous move, and obviously very dangerous act.

hmmmmmm wrote:

"...when he slewfooted Penguins agitator Jarkko Ruutu and stomped on Ruutu's foot with his skate. "
Can someone explain what "slewfooted" is?

I'm waiting for the Rag fans to explain this one. They love to place blame on none existant slew-footing calls.....LOL!!

I am an Islanders fan (as tough as it is) and slew-footing is pathetic.

Malkin DID slew-foot at least twice during the series. He is WAYYY avove that kind of play. Unfortunatly, players see it and what goes around WILL come around. I am a fan of Malkin, but that is about as nessesary for him as wearing a blindfold on the ice.

Hope he survives what comes to him.

Ouch E Bunker wrote:

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Or maybe they'll start a hockey team in Gastonia, NC - the meth capital of NC!

You can't spell Minor Leagues without "ISLEs"....

Hempstead Tpk Trash wrote:

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You can't spell Minor Leagues without "ISLEs"....

... or "RAGs"

Roswell, Ga aka Mayberry.

Roswell, Ga population: 6
Incest Rate 100%
Meth Labs Per Square Mile: 14456

Orest Kinderchuk wrote:

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I'm waiting for the Rag fans to explain this one. They love to place blame on none existant slew-footing calls.....LOL!!

hey, ya finally got one right... the calls on malkin's slew-footing were non-existant!

miNoR LeAGuES...the word RANGERS is in there too.

How about Kolzig coming in to back up DP? DP seems to do better with a veteran back up.