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Aplogies: http://www.youtube.com/watch... |
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“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes” Since: Dec 06
Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA |
Thank you-- it's an interesting vid. |
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“Life Force One” Since: Jul 07
The Spiritual Universe |
You are free to have any delusions you want. |
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“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes” Since: Dec 06
Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA |
LOL! Are you ready to ban pickles then? Using the >>same<< non-logic of your anti-vaccers? Dill pickles... kill. Why? Because everyone who ever ate dill pickles who was born before 1870, has... died. Better ban those pickles! |
Sir Robert... Thou art so diligent in replies... I think you would enjoy this forum! Lately, instead of haunting atheist forums I been playing with TB(tm) in US Politics forum where religious fervor is dominate. My role is simply to do what our godbots do in atheist forums. Now, here is a offering from one of these forums that I am certain you would respond to! PS: Not sure how to provide exact link within Topix, but forum title is: Santorum: Obama is 'a snob' because he wants 'everybody in America to go to college' Posted yesterday... by Tea Party Patriot 10 things we need to do to restore America as a great country: 1. Outlaw all political parties except the GOP and Tea Party 2. Make it illegal to practice any religion except conservative Christianity 3. Make the following things capital crimes: abortion, homosexuality, teaching evolution, backsliding out of Christianity, homelessness, membership in any illegal political parties (especially democRATic) 4. Eliminate ALL public schools and non-Christian universities. You heard me, ALL of them. All children must either be homeschooled or sent to Christian schools to prevent communist indoctrination. 5. Eliminate all taxes on the upper class. 6. Carpet bomb Iran and N. Korea, with nukes if necessary. Use these countries as an "Alderran", make an example of them to show the world what happens if people step out of line and defy us. 7. Eliminate all charities that fund socialist programs like feeding children in 3rd world countries or curing diseases. Implement charities that contribute to a worthy cause, like donating funds to the military. 8. Make the following sex acts illegal: oral sex, anal sex, premarital sex, group sex, use of sex toys, use of contraceptives, and especially homosexuality. Outlaw any form of intercourse other than post-marital sex for procreation only. 9. Implement a 90% tax rate on the lower class. They chose to be poor and lazy, so they need to pay the price and pull their weight. 10. Release a revised version of the Bible that removes the socialist lies implemented by liberals about Jesus feeding the poor and curing people free of charge. Emphasize Jesus' explicit condemnation of abortion, homosexuality, and welfare. Godbots are even crazier in political forums and... they vote!!!! |
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Judged: 1 1 "The fool says in his heart,'There is no God.' They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good" Psalm 14:1 |
The fool says there is a god when no evidence exists. So the 'fools' deliberately 'fool' themselves. FOOLISH! Is this a good thing to teach? If any man come to me, and HATE not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.--Luke 14:26 Your guide to the Gods We have more Gods than you can shake a stick at! Our Mythology Encyclopedia features over 3,700 weird and wonderful Gods, Goddesses, Supreme Beings, Demons, Saints and Spirits... Browse the pantheons of the world, explore ancient myths, and discover Gods of everything from Fertility to Fluff with our Holy Database Of All Known Gods... http://www.godchecker.com/ |
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Judged: 1 1 "Let no one decieve himself. If anyone among you seems to be wise in this age, let hom become a fool so that he may become wise." 1 Corinthians 3:18 Faith accounts where "evidence" fails to exist. The world may not have evidence, but I have evidence in my heart. I am convicted by the Holy spirit. The verse you are referring to is simply saying you must love God above all, and if you love any human more, you are not worthy of being His chosen. It is a good thing to teach. God's love is infinitley more than any humans, so why shouldn't we love Him more than any human? As for all your false gods, there is only one Almighty. Jesus Christ. The Alpha and the Omega. "You shall have no other gods before Me." Exodus 20:3 The First Commandment |
That dog won't hunt! Pure MYTH and Superstition.. It seems that just before Jesus there was another god known as Mithras (or Mithra). Mithras, oddly enough, has the same birthdate as Jesus, but some 600 years earlier! Not only that, but he was also born of a virgin, with a few shepherds present. Mithras, a traveling teacher and master, had 12 disciples as he performed miracles. Just like Jesus, Mithras was buried in a tomb, died, and after three days was resurrected and rose again!(It must be the way gods did things back then.) Known as “the way,”“the Truth,”“the Light,”“the Redeemer,”“the Messiah,”“the Savior,”“the word,”“the Son of God,” and ”the Good Shepherd,” Mithras was sometimes pictured carrying a lamb on his shoulders. Sunday was sacred to the followers of Mithras and called it “the Lord’s Day”. Mithraism hit Rome in the first century BC as the Mithraic cult fled Persia. Here it flourished as the Sun God Natalis Solis Invicti. The leader of this religion ruled from what is now Vatican hill, which is a place previously sacred to Mithras. This male leader was called Papa (which is how we get the word “Pope”). Books in honor of Mithras were called “Helio Biblia,” which translates to us as either “Sun Book” or “Holy Bible.” Before Mithras there was Krishna in India, circa 1200 BC. Krishna was born of the Virgin Mother Devaki after being visited by spirits to announce the impending birth of an immaculately conceived child who is God’s Sun and the “son of God.” His birth was attended by wise men, as well as shepherds. Krishna was presented at birth with frankincense, myrrh, and gold. Krishna worked miracles, restored sight, cast out devils, and raised the dead. Many hundreds of years before both Mithras AND Jesus, Krishna was baptised in the River Ganges, crucified between two thieves, died, buried, and resurrected in three days and worshipped as the “saviour of men.” He proclaimed himself the “Resurrection” and the “way to the Father.” He was said to be without sin, of royal descent, and raised by a human father that was ... a carpenter. He preached of a great and final day of judgment and used parables to teach the people about charity and love. In death he stood transfigured in front of his disciples. Krishna was called the ”Shepherd God”,“Lord of lords”,“the Redeemer,” and the “Universal Word.” He was considered,“Alpha and Omega” as well as being omniscient, omnipresent, and omnipotent. He was prophesised to return to battle evil forces in a second coming. His disciples bestowed on him a word that means “pure essence.” That word is “Jezeus.” But, oh no! That’s not all! Thousands of years before Krishna, Mithras, and Jesus is the sun god Horus. This the TRUE origin of your faith! http://www.youtube.com/watch... And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.--Exodus 33:23 |
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“Fortes Fortuna Juvat ” Since: Dec 09
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And who told you this? When did you discover your god? Did your god set in your living room and tell you this? Remember the bible is only the words of 40 men. |
If I post quotes from Tom Sawyer, does that prove he was a real person? Using the bible to prove the validity of the bible is just a dog chasing its own tail. |
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Judged: 1 Sorry... the DEVIL mad me do it! Your God would like to thank you for your belief and patronage. In order to better serve your needs, He asks that you take a few moments to answer the following questions. Please keep in mind that your responses will be kept completely confidential, and that you need not disclose your name or address unless you prefer a direct response to comments or suggestions. 1. How did you find out about your Deity? ___ Newspaper ___ Bible ___ Torah ___ Book of Mormon ___ Koran ___ Divine inspiration ___ Dead Sea Scrolls ___ My mama done tol' me ___ Near-death experience ___ Near-life experience ___ National Public Radio ___ Tabloid ___ Burning shrubbery ___ Other (specify):________ 2. Which model Deity did you acquire? ___ Yahweh ___ Father, Son & Holy Ghost [Trinity Pak] ___ Jehovah ___ Jesus ___ Krishna ___ Zeus and entourage [Olympus Pak] ___ Odin and entourage [Valhalla Pak] ___ Allah ___ Satan ___ Gaia/Mother Earth/Mother Nature ___ God 1.0a (hairy thunderer) ___ God 1.0b (cosmic muffin) ___ None of the above; I was taken in by a false god 3. Did your God come to you undamaged, with all parts in good working order and with no obvious breakage or missing attributes? ___ Yes ___ No If no, please describe the problems you initially encountered here. Please indicate all that apply: ___ Not eternal ___ Finite in space/Does not occupy or inhabit the entire cosmos ___ Not omniscient ___ Not omnipotent ___ Not infinitely plastic (incapable of being all things to all creations) ___ Permits sex outside of marriage ___ Prohibits sex outside of marriage ___ Makes mistakes (Geraldo Rivera, Jesse Helms) ___ Makes or permits bad things to happen to good people ___ When beseeched, doesn't stay beseeched ___ Requires burnt offerings ___ Requires virgin sacrifices ___ Plays dice with the universe 4. What factors were relevant in your decision to acquire a Deity? Please check all that apply. ___ Indoctrinated by parents ___ Needed a reason to live ___ Indoctrinated by society ___ Needed focus in whom to despise ___ Imaginary friend grew up ___ Wanted to know Jesus in the Biblical sense ___ Graduated from the tooth fairy ___ Hate to think for myself ___ Wanted to meet girls/boys ___ Fear of death ___ Wanted to piss off parents ___ Needed a day away from work ___ Desperate need for certainty ___ Like organ music ___ Need to feel morally superior ___ Thought Jerry Falwell was cool ___ My shrubbery caught fire and told me to do it 5. Have you ever worshipped a Deity before? If so, which false god were you fooled by? Please check all that apply. ___ Mick Jagger ___ Rajanish ___ Baal ___ The almighty dollar ___ Bill Gates ___ Left-wing liberalism ___ The radical right ___ Ra ___ Beelzebub ___ The Great Spirit ___ The Great Pumpkin ___ The sun ___ Elvis ___ The moon ___ TV news ___ Burning shrubbery ___ Other:_________ If you are able to complete the questionnaire and return it to one of our conveniently located drop-off boxes by October 31 you will be entered in the One Free Miracle of Your Choice drawing (chances of winning are approximately one in 6.023 x 10 to the 23d power, depending on number of beings entered). |
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“Topix is Scum Cowards” Since: Dec 07
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LMAO! |
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“....hoist the Jolly Roger ” Since: Aug 11
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In defence of Freedom Anyone Who spouts this nonsence should be seized by the throat an shaken like a terrier shakes a rat.
further Anyone who seeks to implement any of these measures should be hunted down like an Amimal and put down like the rabid dog they are.
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“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes” Since: Dec 06
Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA |
Holy Sh7t, Batman! That Genuine Catholic™(pedophile) poster is nucking futz! |
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“Quantum Junctn: Use Both Lanes” Since: Dec 06
Tulsa, Oklahoma USofA |
A godbot says in her head, "I am god". Alas, some fools actually believe that lie... |
No S--T Sherlock! This is perhaps the most bizarre post I've seen on Topix. I could just envision you taking one item at a time, with your usual flair, in response! The GOP has quite a few buybull thumpers, Santorum one of the Opus Dei RCC nutbars. Mind you, I have scant interest in politics but do enjoy slamming any thumpers at every opportunity. |
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“....hoist the Jolly Roger ” Since: Aug 11
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What do ye expect out of the mouth of the crimmaly insane, and I don't see any so called "True Christians" comming after this creep they are content to let this pass because it ain't directed at thier liberties.
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I have to admit, it was different. It could be sarcasm also, but other posts by the same poster suggest otherwise. There is quite a bit of 'god' talk in the political forums, which I find foolish in the 21st century... Completely worthy of ridicule. |
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