Man Attacks Pub With Chain Saw

Naughtyrobot wrote:

Dear Lord, I pray the beer was kept safe!

So visitors can still cut the dust?

tallyho wrote:

yep yep tep , must have missed this part..........
chain saw-wielding man was caught on CCTV attacking terrified fellow drinkers at a British pub after he was asked to leave because he was smoking inside

He was smoking inside? How did they know? Was it coming out his ears, did he belch some, or what?

Naughtyrobot wrote:

Where there's smoke, there's fire. Where there's no smoke, there's chainsaw terror? Even if you make chainsaws or other tools illegal, criminals will still get weapons. All you've done is disarmed the law-abiding folks.

true , Cain had the rock , Abel didn't

BTW, anyone who has followed this thread THIS far is a prime candidate for reading some Spider Robinson. Check out "Callahan's Crosstime Saloon", "Time Travelers, Strictly Cash", or any other in the Callahan Series and watch out for "Punday Night" stories.

Hugh Jass wrote:

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He was smoking inside? How did they know? Was it coming out his ears, did he belch some, or what?

No I think it was coming from his chainsaw.

What's the big deal,,? Remember years ago,,an Aussie attacked his neighbor with a "Hedgehog."
The gruesomeness of the crime warranted international comment.say,?(OH, the humanity)!!!

Were I a patron at that pub, I would have to say let him smoke. I'd much rather endure secondhand smoke than a chainsaw attack!

This perp must carry a chain saw in the trunk of his car. This must call for a new law. No concealed chain saws in car trunks.

Sherry Dee wrote:

Were I a patron at that pub, I would have to say let him smoke. I'd much rather endure secondhand smoke than a chainsaw attack!

So you think it's better for someone to pick their nose in a pub then come into the pub with a pick-axe then.

What if a guy with a gun comes into the bar and says " free shots for everyone ". Do you say " ok, i'll have one?.

clem wrote:

<quoted text> So you think it's better for someone to pick their nose in a pub then come into the pub with a pick-axe then.

Of course, I'd rather they pick their own nose than pick mine with an axe!

clem wrote:

What if a guy with a gun comes into the bar and says " free shots for everyone ". Do you say " ok, i'll have one?.

Nope, I'd tell him he could have mine, I was just leaving! Lol

Sherry Dee wrote:

Were I a patron at that pub, I would have to say let him smoke. I'd much rather endure secondhand smoke than a chainsaw attack!

....or an attack by a secondhand chainsaw!

clem wrote:

What if a guy with a gun comes into the bar and says " free shots for everyone ". Do you say " ok, i'll have one?.

bang , want another

Sherry Dee wrote:

Were I a patron at that pub, I would have to say let him smoke. I'd much rather endure secondhand smoke than a chainsaw attack!

The only person hurt in the incident was Bloody Mary.

How many times do I have to say "chainsaws and alcohol don't mix"!

I came....... I sawed....... I conquered

ha ha

This makes the news, but the Indians here can go into the bar with machetes and rob a bar... guess this dude had the wrong color of skin. But here in Canada,, especially Alberta natives, seem to be able to live a law of their own.
Smokers........geesh!

tallyho wrote:

I came....... I sawed....... I conquered

Good one handsome....