Nun tells of healing after praying to John Paul II

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balderdash wrote:

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"Miracles" of convinience.

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Jeff Spangler wrote:

I can't understand why any rational person would blindly accept this fantasy about miracles concocted by the Holy Roman Pedophilic Church. But what intelligent person would accept the teachings of this or any other "church"? Sheeple!

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PopeBennieDick wrote:

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My dear child, when you say "BS" are you saying Bull ****?
How dare you mock the Roman Catholic Church like this. As the Holy Father, PopeBennieDick I have worked my tail off getting this Nun story to make sense. Sister Marie was interviewed for 15 minutes here at the Vatican and it is our opinion that her story is true indeed. Not only was her story "miraculous" but she was "reborn" in the process! This is great news my child and you must accept this to be true. The Vatican would never lie to you or its people. We are holy and sin free.
God bless you my child.
Now go out and scoop up that "BS"
Domino Nabisco Baby!

PopeBennieDick wrote:

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Wow! You got quite a story my dear child. I was never that lucky my child. My mother, Mrs. Dick wanted me to become a Catholic Priest. I said "What the Hell" and took her advice. To be honest with you, I never missed the sex when I took that celibacy oath. I always had my palm handy when I felt the urge. Well to make a story short, I rose to Bishop and Cardinal quickly. When my former boss passed away the Vatican felt they needed a another Pope because of tradition. All us Cardinals were locked away in the Cistern Chapel to decide who will be the next Pope. Well I had to go to the toilet to take a pee and when I return they told me that I was elected Pope of the Roman Catholic Church. I was so surprised, I **** my pants!
My advice to you is never leave the room to take a pee if you don't want to be elected for a job.
And "that's the rest of the story".
Domino Nabisco Baby!

deanoff wrote:

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If that image turns you on,perve away. but I must warn you, I'm not a catholic alter boy.

PopeBennieDick wrote:

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My dear child, I see that your nickname is Pope Bend A Dick. I'm the Holy Father, PopeBennieDick. I grew up in Germany. Are you related to the Dick's now living in Germany? My grandfather was Huge Dick and I have an uncle by the name of Hard Dick. We called him "Hard On" Dick.
Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

Father Pfleger wrote:

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What a dumb a$$ed Pope you are! One does not 'TAKE' a pee, for that matter, a dump; one 'LEAVES' a pee and/or dump! What use would there be for 'TAKING' a pee/dump; recommend you simply 'LEAVE' IT!!!

Pope Bend A Dick IXLLIV wrote:

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Nick name my a$$, you greaseball Kraut! NO, "YOUR IMMENSE-NESS", our DICK's departed Germany, as we could stand that murderin' SOB that began ruining Germany in the 1930's. We immigrated (not only that, moved) to Iceland. Due to the extreme cold, we became known as the "Little Dicks". After suffering much persecution for THAT, we moved on to warmer climes (FloridaY). Where we became so respected by the ladies, henceforth, we were known as (in you can't) "Bend A Dick". However, with the extreme cold weather there, the past few winters, we are once again suffering the SAME humiliation as in Iceland. Within the month, we will be moving on south to warmer Haiti! Papa Little Doc appreciates "Bend A Dicks". He certainly understands DICKS. However, his group prefers to be know as PRICKS! Yours in Brotherhood to all the DICKS OF THE WORLD!

BlackCloud wrote:

<quoted text>It amuses me to no end to hear these fairy tales. I cannot believe that people still support the catholic church despite the current scandals and scandals of the past.

PopeBennieDick wrote:

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OMG! You called me a "greaseball Kraut"
Thank you my child. How about a special Papal Blessing?
Echo Sperry Two Two Oh!

Sheryl 1 wrote:

hmmm...hope this brings my avatar back!

Ron Pope-peel wrote:

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Sheryl, I prayed for your avatar to come back, and I see that it did. I think that means that one of us is up for sainthood - and it ain't you baby. Anyone want to by a specially blessed Veg-o-Matic?

Clifford Bend A Dick wrote:

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'Ron Pol Pot', I warned you last evening, well, early morning hours, to just stay in Mommies cellar, away from the computer, and shut the hell up. I ain't tellin' you again!

Alexander the Great wrote:

Where are Sheryl and Ronan with their atheist rants???
the communist sure as hell doesnt believe in miracles.
atheist = communist = socialist = muslim
I can see half-arab Ronan screaming "Allah Akbar" like a wild rabied dog!!!

Father Pfleger wrote:

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What a dumb a$$ed Pope you are! One does not 'TAKE' a pee, for that matter, a dump; one 'LEAVES' a pee and/or dump! What use would there be for 'TAKING' a pee/dump; recommend you simply 'LEAVE' IT!!!