Fairfax market asks witch to leave

Ok "Get a life Danno".. I'm back. Just ran down to Fairfax to talk to the witch. I asked her to put a spell on you. I requested that she turn you in to a smelly hobo skank with no job, "meth teethe" and excessive arm pit hair. She said she couldn't do it..something about her not being able to be at two places at once.

Road Rash wrote:

<quoted text>It's all in fun man. Anyone who takes the sensless ramblings provided on the internet seriously needs to....well,..visit a witch in Fairfax or something.

I don't need to go that far. We've got our own place to go up here for the twisted and bizarre. They're called Novato city council meetings...

Commander Bunny wrote:

<quoted text>You're a big fat Meanie.

Commander, you never fail to amuse me. Keep up the good work!(I bet you really pssd him off! AND Insulted His Intellegence....)

Book Em Danno wrote:

<quoted text>I don't need to go that far. We've got our own place to go up here for the twisted and bizarre. They're called Novato city council meetings...

+1 !...I lived off of South Novato Blvd back when they widened it between Rowland & Arthur St.in the '90s. Had to attend many a meeting....Fuggin' dog and pony show!

Fairfax is sometimes described as "Mayberry on Acid", and that's all well and good. But it's also a town where people can raise families, where people know their neighbors, where people pitch in during disasters, in short, there is a real sense of community in Fairfax that you don't see (that much) in a lot of Marin towns. As far as Acid goes, every town has drug issues. Sometimes it's pot or acid, sometimes it's stockbrokers addicted to oxycontin. It's all the same, except the stockbrokers can afford to deny their problem a bit longer.
The majority of Fairfax residents don't do drugs. So don't paint us all with the same brush.
As far as the witch goes, she can set up nearby. There is plenty of space in the park that ISN'T reserved. I don't like the prices the farmers charge there either. Too high. Cheaper at Living Foods, and that's pretty pricey.
Tomatoes really taste like tomatoes there, though.

Official U N wrote:

"not fade away" = dummy.

Flunked math, did we?

is what shes doing, illegal?

Fairfaxian wrote:

is what shes doing, illegal?

no...fairfax just isn't what it used to be
i like the witch
i hate witch hunts

Fairfax is a bunch of freaks anyway. Who would ever notice this poor witch? You Fairfax are provincial putzes.