Why Fernando Alonso Should Win F1 Racing's Man of the Year 2008

Icegirl wrote:

Alonso should win it because he made what looked impossible possible and won two GP's with a car that many people called a tractor and a donkey.

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redneck Bob from Atlanta wrote:

hey come on guys, man of the year has to be Massa, after a dismal start and so much bad luck, he still kept it together and gave us one of the most exciting season finishes in forever. His unpredictability made it fun to watch, his amazing speed was fantastic, his dismal performance at Silverstone hysterical, and his fiery passion is just fantastic.

f1premier wrote:

No he shouldn't but give him instead
F1's most improved sore loser of the year 2008; for bowing down and kissing Lewis Hamilton's driving gloves in Brazil.

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Da nugget of doom wrote:

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I see you are still making sense of all this unfathomable information. I expected nothing less.
I just wonder what bits of Hamilton's anatomy you have not been queuing up to suck up to. Probably his gloves I dare assume. You are the prime example of a lost little man who's male lover has ditched in favour of toilet paper as his main recipient of a sexual relationship. Keep up the good work. You may yet become the yard stick which gives meaning to magnitudes of failure when compared to the sewage output of a pig farm.

f1premier wrote:

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Nugget of shit, you are trying way too hard.
You lump all those words like you were taking a crap in public.
Try again, one complete sentence at a time.
Next time you let it out relax, besides Alonso really did go beg lewis for forgiveness.
So whats all your diarrhea about?

gwo wrote:

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I agree, Alonso asked for forgiveness and Hamilton said everything was alright. In fact, I have been given the actual words that Hamilton said: "You don't have to be sorry for making me look like the ass I am in Brazil last year when you overtook me at the start of the race and I was so ashamed that I went out of the track thereby losing all my chances. This year I have had no real competition and even when Massa seemed to start really getting into it Ferrari came up with their pit stop lights to screw it u so I have been able to do my little games and dream that I am a big champion and that makes up for last year".

Da nugget of doom wrote:

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I see you are still making sense of all this unfathomable information. I expected nothing less.
I just wonder what bits of Hamilton's anatomy you have not been queuing up to suck up to. Probably his gloves I dare assume. You are the prime example of a lost little man who's male lover has ditched in favour of toilet paper as his main recipient of a sexual relationship. Keep up the good work. You may yet become the yard stick which gives meaning to magnitudes of failure when compared to the sewage output of a pig farm.

f1premier wrote:

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You are rarely right Gwo,
but you forgot the part when he said "bring your big spanish eyebrows next year same race and be ready to bow down all over again, as i will win it again before we go to Abu dhabi."
you keep up that good behaviour and i promise not to punish you like i did at Monza and overtake you with more kindness.
Planetf1 won't have to publish things like this from the french gp.
"Hamilton managed to pressure a double World Champion into running wide at Estoril and was tight on the inside line and in the perfect position to sweep past.
Alonso clearly didn't think Hamilton had the pace to get by him because he was pointing his car for the apex again as the Mclaren shot through and bumped his rear tyre. A great move by Lewis"
Because you must realize i am the only man able to force ferrari to
bring you out of exile and be let back to a top team.
All that Santander money can do is beg.
I Lewis Hamilton can make things Happen.
I can win Championships fighting you big eyebrows, Kubica, the Ferrari boys, the Stewards, the Brazilian hords.
I master the rain, I even influence the weather. I had the rain fall only on Timo Glock as you can see.
I control the ratings. I affect the rules.
I cause the rules to change.
I shutdown websites.
I can cause spain to lose an f1 event.
I can cause pain, I make Felipe cry.
I have Kimmi doing alot of testing this winter.
I am able to send you into exile with Renault and keep u there.
I expose the FIA.
I have Scherzinger you only have ?Raquel?
So bow down and praise your New F1 kING!
D'ont take my name in vain, Lick my stamps,buy my gear and fear me on the track.
I am Lewis Hamilton, go now back to your spanish people and keep quiet till next year.

f1premier wrote:

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You are rarely right Gwo,
but you forgot the part when he said "bring your big spanish eyebrows next year same race and be ready to bow down all over again, as i will win it again before we go to Abu dhabi."
you keep up that good behaviour and i promise not to punish you like i did at Monza and overtake you with more kindness.
Planetf1 won't have to publish things like this from the french gp.
"Hamilton managed to pressure a double World Champion into running wide at Estoril and was tight on the inside line and in the perfect position to sweep past.
Alonso clearly didn't think Hamilton had the pace to get by him because he was pointing his car for the apex again as the Mclaren shot through and bumped his rear tyre. A great move by Lewis"
Because you must realize i am the only man able to force ferrari to
bring you out of exile and be let back to a top team.
All that Santander money can do is beg.
I Lewis Hamilton can make things Happen.
I can win Championships fighting you big eyebrows, Kubica, the Ferrari boys, the Stewards, the Brazilian hords.
I master the rain, I even influence the weather. I had the rain fall only on Timo Glock as you can see.
I control the ratings. I affect the rules.
I cause the rules to change.
I shutdown websites.
I can cause spain to lose an f1 event.
I can cause pain, I make Felipe cry.
I have Kimmi doing alot of testing this winter.
I am able to send you into exile with Renault and keep u there.
I expose the FIA.
I have Scherzinger you only have ?Raquel?
So bow down and praise your New F1 kING!
D'ont take my name in vain, Lick my stamps,buy my gear and fear me on the track.
I am Lewis Hamilton, go now back to your spanish people and keep quiet till next year.

gwo wrote:

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Sorry, I did not read the whole message so I missed the part about Raquel the first time. What's this obsession with Raquel that Hamilton fans seem to have? Scherzinger? I have know I idea who he is, I swear it.