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oh yeah im the first to get to bash Leftbitch This guy was poison for the Jags, i enjoyed watching him fall on his face for the falcons. He doesn't deserve or have the skill to play in the NFL I doubt any team will pick him up
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even better i check back hours later and nobody even cares enough to read about this no talent F*ck. I did because i despise this piece of Sh*t i hope he ends up working at Burger King or better yet Krystals... he'll fit in perfectly there
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does it suprise anyone that once again a team lets him go....good for them
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“walkin the dream....” Since: Dec 07
jacksonville,fl ISP: Jacksonville, FL |
..how is that workin out for him? kinda sucks to be him huh?
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Coach Del Rio had put together the perfect Jaguars team. The only thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn’t find a ringer quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 15th-story window 200 yards away—ka-boom! He threw another hand grenade into a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away—ka-blooey! Then a car passed, going 90 mph—bulls-eye! “I’ve got to get this guy!” Del Rio said to himself.“He has the perfect arm!” So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football, and the Jaguars go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time in history. The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of football, and when Del Rio asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to call his mother.“Mom,” he says into the phone,“I just won the Super Bowl.” “I don’t want to talk to you,” the old woman says.“You deserted us. You are not my son.” “I don’t think you understand, Mother!” the young man pleads.“I just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I’m here among thousands of my adoring fans.” “No, let me tell you,” the mother retorts.“At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight.” The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,“…I’ll never forgive you for making us move to Jacksonville!” |
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don't kick a man that's already down. pray
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