Middle infield is Minnesota Twins' Achilles' heel

Words of wisdom from a couple of QBs that really matter.

B.C. ASKED Elway and Montana if they'll return and play for the vikes,they are supposed to give thier decision by christmas...stay tuned....

...From a "source close to both QBs", as reported by ESPN.

Great...Mr. Ed stamps his hoofs five times, and all's right with the Vikes getting Brettany Favre...sheesh!

Brettany is ROCK HARD from all the attention he's getting...just like his twin sister Brittany, this trailer trash, washed-up, out of shape hillbilly is SO early 2000s! Brettany and Brittany...you kids are WAY passed your 15 minutes...why don't you both go away, return to the Harlan Sanders Memorial Trailer Park and marry your siblings?

Brettany, you're putting your twin Brittany to shame; you are WAY more of a Drama Diva than she ever was!

Well, if any team deserved to be chasing you like you and Brittany used to chase possums, gators and Cheeze Whiz, it's the NO SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONSHIPS EVER Vikes...

As if their current ownership/coaching staff haven't done enough already to tarnish the memory of Bud Grant and the Purple People Eaters...sigh...

On the other hand...it WOULD be something to see the Pack stuff Brettany's head even FURTHER up his arse...BRETTANY...PLEASE SIGN WITH THE VIKES!!!

I am a diva and Brittany would have a better chance at taking this team to the Super Bowl than I would.

If he leaves us at the altar, Brett Favre becomes Fart Breath

Isn't that a little harsh?

I was thinking of something to do with his initials: BF.

Maybe Elway could make a comeback with the VIKES and then VIKE MIKE could post pictures of "King Elway" on this forum!!!!!!!!!!

Maybe we can use Buffoon Flop. It would work if he joins us or not.

I work on a new helicopter maneuver for that name too.