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Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr. Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out!

Q. What do the Cowboys and a possum have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!