First lady pushes Jay Leno to eat healthy hoods

Does this mean Michelle Obama is recommending if any members of the general public should happen to be overcome with any cannibalistic desires while in the presence of high ranking members of the Democratic Party, that then said hungry people should, and before considering placing any of those "respectable" crooks in a big kettle and then cooking Mafia Stew, first confirm that the crooks they are thinking of boiling and cooking are healthy crooks.

THE RECIPE FOR MAFIA STEW

1- First find a healthy crook or healthy hoodlum.(According to Michelle Obama, unhealthy crooks, unhealthy hoods, and unhealthy hoodlums do not taste nearly as good.)

2- Bring water to a rolling boil and then place the healthy crook in a big stewpot.

3- Cook for forty two minutes while stirring vigorously.

4- Add salt and pepper and A-1 steak sauce.

BON APPETTIT

For those who are into eating right, does a diet consisting of healthy hoods and healthy hoodlums do a much better job of controlling blood pressure and cholesterol than a diet consisting of unhealthy hoods and unhealthy hoodlums!!!

STFU you little girlie man.

There is absolutely nothing wrong or nothing that impacts your lives.

You b1tch like little old constipated ladies.

Go F**K yourself Michelle. Quit telling people what to eat.

I'd love to see the first lady and Paula Deen together in the kitchen rolling out pastry dough!

I think that what Michelle is doing is great! I am always up for learn ways to eat healthier meals. I even spend a lot of my free time looking for easy healthy dinner recipes.(http://www.aidamollenkamp.com/category/easy-h... )

Well apparently she is of such low mentality that she is obsessed with FOOD. Wow. Talk about COMPLEX.

Hey Michelle. Eat shit. And get off our backs. Your body only represents an ignored body for years that now MY tax dollars pay for you to NOW use trainers to try to put your lazy abused body back into some semblance of healthy. You don't control shit michelle. You wannabe 'empress'. I have not screwed my life up like YOU have. Preach your shit elsewhere. Like .....try kenya.

Mike wrote:

Go F**K yourself Michelle. Quit telling people what to eat.