Ina Garten's Recipe for Turkey - Episode Not Just a Turkey for Thanksgiving

Judy wrote:

and we're praying that you'll soon get a job so you can get off the welfare governMINT check you receive each month for being an overweight, slothful cow~
how sad that you are obese and have a problem 'down there',too :( go by walgreen's and ask for help for that nasty need on your way to counseling.
I wish you good hygiene and good health and hope you'll one day develop some discipline and get off the lazy train you've loved riding all these years.
Your childish remarks about the south mean nothing to me; I haven't even met the type person you're describing; I travel in different circles, but you seem to know them well, maybe some cousins of yours?? But it is seriously offensive to others around me, who, instead of lighting candles, have made little chubby voodoo dolls and are casting evil spells on ya :):):)
But, you keep lighting candles for me; just don't let your big ol' hanging arm fat catch on fire~I'm sure you smell bad enough already, ewwwwwwwwwwww, crabby.

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Judy Judy Judy,
You need to expand your thought processes beyond your "Hello Kitty" pajamas....peanut butter and jelly Uncrustables and Rainbow Sprinkles on your fat free vanilla yogurt.There is a bigger world than you allow yourself to inhabit.Let go of your white trash RedNeck attitude and allow yourself to live a little.You are not a "Georgia Peach" when you act out.You seem lonely....semi illiterate ....possibly a closet junk food junkie....self obsessed....and uninformed. I imagine you alienate many people with your nasty personality:)It takes brain cells...self discipline....hard work...committment and guts to become a more evolved human being like myself and Ina Garten.You have limited experience with a more sophisticated lifestyle. That is evident. But if you are comfortable living your life then carry on.I am sad for you that you are superficial and so lazy that you look at people..situations and life in general on the most base level. Ewwwwwww
low functioning. Better you than me. Mmmmmmmmm I bet my Alice B. Toklas brownies would ease your pain:):)

LOL I bet your brownies have made you the cow you are, LOLOL.. that is rich. Please get help for your hatred, your tremendous weight and your lack of education; that might help ease your pain:)

Judy wrote:

LOL I bet your brownies have made you the cow you are, LOLOL.. that is rich. Please get help for your hatred, your tremendous weight and your lack of education; that might help ease your pain:)

Judy,
Again you reaffirmed my assumption/hunches regarding you.You are not "getting/comprehending " the numerous references made regarding Alice B. Toklas brownies are you? Golly Gomer...life is sheltered in Mayberry.Take your lazy a$$ to GOOGLE and look it up.OMG what a sheltered little weinie you seem to be!This is waaaay too easy for me.

and it's way too much fun for me, mama cass

Judy wrote:

and it's way too much fun for me, mama cass

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Judy,
What a classless moron. Did you graduate junior high school yet? Fat jokes are the best you can manage. Plus you do not even comprehend the innuendo and subliminal do you? Naive...sheltered and probably still in grade school.Am I correct? Some silly child who believes the world cares about his/her opinion. News Flash: You are boring me.You need to amp up your rhetoric bb cuz I am losing interest in the same old s**t different day lazy garbage that you repeat. Are you really that incapable of being original or creative? Sad for Judy's blandness.Glad I am surrounded by intelligent educated articulate individuals in my life.Bless her heart ya all (Judy's)

lol like you've ever had an original thought, you horrid train wreck ~ how about stop typing my name and get on with your freak show of a life, if you can even call your kind having a life, more of existence on the welfare teet until your hatred filled heart finally stops on ya; what a blessing that would be, so bless your heart right back atcha, sow :):):)

Judy wrote:

lol like you've ever had an original thought, you horrid train wreck ~ how about stop typing my name and get on with your freak show of a life, if you can even call your kind having a life, more of existence on the welfare teet until your hatred filled heart finally stops on ya; what a blessing that would be, so bless your heart right back atcha, sow :):):)

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Judy,
You are the inbred b***h that started it.Your initial post was low class and inappropriate. A true reflection of yourself. Say or write whatever you desire about me Judy or Ina's other multitude of fans. The truth is "YOU" are not worthy enough to ever be in "Our Girls Club" AND you know it...that is why you are so critical:):) Stay on the periphery away from us you LUNATIC.We love fine wine...fine cuisine....designer clothing...and spending time in the company of other high functioning educated sophisticated people. Your Club dines at Taco Bell on payday...car pools to save money....shops at thrift stores for clothing and does not fully comprehend what constitutes an upgraded lifestyle.I work hard for mine..I love my life and Ina loves her life. Your life sounds lacking to me.I get a sense of cynicism.....spiritual bankruptcy and pettiness from your interactions. I am deliberately goading you and toying with you to expose your stupidity Judy.GOOD TIMES!!!!!!!!!

You wouldn't know fine living of any kind if you stumbled over it with your big self~

Quit stalking me and return to dreaming about people with class, and living through your computer fantasizing about real people with real lives; we all know what and who you are, and we really don't like you or your evil kind..

it's been a riot exposing your true, bully personality that you've admitted to, but, pleaseeee quit obsessing over me and wishing you could be thin and beautiful; it's not a good trait to have, of course, you wouldn't know squat about that!!

Get off your lazy ass and do some exercises and try to push back from your overflowing plate once in awhile; that might do the trick, slobo.

Judy wrote:

You wouldn't know fine living of any kind if you stumbled over it with your big self~
Quit stalking me and return to dreaming about people with class, and living through your computer fantasizing about real people with real lives; we all know what and who you are, and we really don't like you or your evil kind..
it's been a riot exposing your true, bully personality that you've admitted to, but, pleaseeee quit obsessing over me and wishing you could be thin and beautiful; it's not a good trait to have, of course, you wouldn't know squat about that!!
Get off your lazy ass and do some exercises and try to push back from your overflowing plate once in awhile; that might do the trick, slobo.

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Judy,
You seem to have echolalia.You repeat everything I say.Boring.Yawn SnoozeFest. Puke. Retch. Hurl NOW you should fully understand ALL of the juvenile things I just typed for your developmental level. I doubt that you are thin and beautiful.Maybe anorexic and emaciated from hitting the Meth Pipe one too many times with your genius cohorts back in the hills. Beauty is a concept that you have admittedly professed to comprehend on a superficial level only SO you being beautiful is highly unlikely.The beautiful people reside here in California and of course in Ina Garten's neighborhood.The lifestyle out here in California is one of upgraded mental and physical health.....we eat a largely vegetable/grain organic diet...we surf...we ride bikes...we hike.. we walk instead of driving when possible...we protect our environment... we grow our own foods as much as posible.We feed the homeless..we donate our medical services to free clinics for the uninsured...we are compassionate and only lash out when somebody as rude.....vindictive....ignoran t....cruel....ugly on the inside....and on and on with your traits opens up the discourse with a verbal attack. YOU started it AND I spanked your stupid juvenile a$$ big time in the forum to teach you a lesson about class and manners. Doubtful you learned a damned thing.You verbally attacked those of us who support Ina and spoke of her with regard for her class..elegance and good manners. You tried to reduce her (and those that love her) down to the low level you function at by making fun of overwiight individuals secondary to the fact that Ina is very short and plump. You attempted to degrade her and those of us who like her. By doing that you demonstrated an obvious low level of self esteem and a need to belittle others in order to feel ok about your own defects. I put you in your place so then in your typical retard manner you tried to humiliate and condemn me as being obese and unhealthy. You are a sick puppy. Psychotropic medication would help you Judy. And some unconditional love.Peace out wounded one:)Living inside your head must be painful.

You sure taught me a huge lesson, pig.. I've got you so obsessed with me you can hardly get away from the comp, hoping to take another beating on your humongous ass, LOL..

I'd like to see you on a surf board; what a JOKE, and that's what you are to all of us, a big, whale of a joke.

Speaking of living inside something, OMG, think of your poor organs living inside that fat suit you call a body, ewwwww, how creepy to think of you even being in the same world as the rest of us, so how about stopping the world, SOMEONE, please let this asswipe OFF!!!!!

Judy wrote:

You sure taught me a huge lesson, pig.. I've got you so obsessed with me you can hardly get away from the comp, hoping to take another beating on your humongous ass, LOL..
I'd like to see you on a surf board; what a JOKE, and that's what you are to all of us, a big, whale of a joke.
Speaking of living inside something, OMG, think of your poor organs living inside that fat suit you call a body, ewwwww, how creepy to think of you even being in the same world as the rest of us, so how about stopping the world, SOMEONE, please let this asswipe OFF!!!!!

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Judy,
Is that how you and your "cardiovascular specialist in trainging medical resident husband" speak to each other? Can NOT handle getting yo dumb southern a$$ whopped in a public forum:) The "WE" you refer to is just you Judy...singularly you. Nobody else is co signing your BS insanity.You are probably some bleached orange and black haired 5 foot tall size 40 "Southern Big Gal" who stuffs her self into size 2 clothes and says "I am so thin and pretty" as her muffin top of flab unleashes itself from the waistband of her too tiny pants and smothers the poor sucker in the cubicle next to her at her $5.00 an hour telemarketing gig.Fleshy Judy who pretends to be thin and beautiful anonymously online is probably a Serial Jenny Craig drop-out who owns every book...pot..pan..kitchen tool peddled on the Food Network. A thin beautiful person would be glued to the exercise channel Judy and NOT so invested in Ina Garten...Giada and their body types.BUT the most hilarious (and really sad) part is you trying to pretend that you are married to someone astute enough to be doing a medical residency in cardiovascular surgery. NO ONE that superior would hang wit a dimwit like you girl....cmon now:)Get real wit yo self ya all. I believe you are delusional enough to believe it to be true BUT judging from your obvious lack of intellect and inability to be original or creative in your repeated lame attempts at insulting me then I know it is a "story" you made up:) Now go make some Kraft macaroni and cheese for your 4 kids.Maybe you can gourmet it up a bit and add some creamed corn to it:)I am smirking as I polish off the last of my home made zucchini quiche made from my garden grown zucchini.Ta ta for now. I know I will hear from you again. Peace Out ya little weinie.

LOL such big talk from such a huge beast~ you know nothing about the medical field so quit trying to become something in your flipped out mind you and the rest of us know you aren't and will never be..

You're a welfare pig who can't live without hating others because you're such a failure in life and will always be, simply because you've never lifted a finger to try to become a healthy person or a citizen who tries to give something back to the community; instead you're a tick, sucking all the good you can from every program your fat fingers can find..

You're worthless and everyone around you knows you're a taker, never contributing to anything of any worth.

You're a prime example of why this country is in such a mess; but you haven't a clue what a slob and crusty crustacean you really are.. you're illiterate and couldn't carry on an intelligent conversation with a streetwalker, much less anyone in the medical field.

You've only made yourself look foolish with this obsession you have for me. I know you want my life and what I've accomplished in a very short time, but you've got to accept you are lazy, and lazy people don't amount to much.. sad as it is, you really must stop this desire to BE ME.

Get help before you become postal and do something we'll all regret.

Peace out to you, you obese sausage!

arden wrote:

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Talk about beached whales...
Not just a cooking show?? how about the episode where we got to watch Ina soaking in a bathtub while reading a book?? GROSS!! Vomit!! If I want to see beached whales, I'll go to cape cod. Fag Hag, maybe. Doesn't she have any straight friends? But T.R. is really easy on the eyes.

I have been trying to find that episode but not successful. I have to watch that bathtub scene and get a GOOD laugh!

I just want to say that I watch her religiously and love her recipes, but the way she sucks in her saliva when she salivates bugs me!

Ina seems to think that everyone wants to be like her. Yes, she can cook but she isn't very well educated when it comes right down to it. Was making shrimp the other day and said, "just poke the shrimp and if they are resilient, they're done!" Really, let's use the proper terminology if you're supposed to be an expert! It's my only axe I want to grind with her besides that laugh. I love her recipes and overall she seems to be a nice person but really, let's get the info correct. Some of these stars forget that some of us know how to cook! Love Giada and Nigella, worship Ann Burrell and Alex is wonderful as well. We all agree on Sandra! How did she get this show? I can cook better than her and not come off so fake!

Judy wrote:

LOL such big talk from such a huge beast~ you know nothing about the medical field so quit trying to become something in your flipped out mind you and the rest of us know you aren't and will never be..
You're a welfare pig who can't live without hating others because you're such a failure in life and will always be, simply because you've never lifted a finger to try to become a healthy person or a citizen who tries to give something back to the community; instead you're a tick, sucking all the good you can from every program your fat fingers can find..
You're worthless and everyone around you knows you're a taker, never contributing to anything of any worth.
You're a prime example of why this country is in such a mess; but you haven't a clue what a slob and crusty crustacean you really are.. you're illiterate and couldn't carry on an intelligent conversation with a streetwalker, much less anyone in the medical field.
You've only made yourself look foolish with this obsession you have for me. I know you want my life and what I've accomplished in a very short time, but you've got to accept you are lazy, and lazy people don't amount to much.. sad as it is, you really must stop this desire to BE ME.
Get help before you become postal and do something we'll all regret.
Peace out to you, you obese sausage!

Why are you so mean? This is supposed to be a chat about Ina Garten. You are toxic and really need to chill out...
Whomever you're angry with is getting the full effect of your poison and to be honest, the rest of us have to suffer thru it.

Joan wrote:

Does anyone have this recipe? It is where she stuffs the turkey with lemons and garlic and then puts herbed butter under the skin?
Thanks!

1 fresh turkey (12 pounds)
Kosher salt
Freshly ground black pepper
1 large bunch of fresh thyme
1 lemon, halved
3 Spanish onions
1 head garlic, halved crosswise
4 tablespoons butter (½ stick), melted
½ cup good olive oil
8 carrots, peeled and cut into 2-inch chunks
10 red new potatoes, halved
3 heads fennel, fronds removed, cut into wedges through the core

Preheat the oven to 350°F

Take the giblets out of the turkey and wash the turkey inside and out. Remove any excess fat and leftover pinfeathers and pat the outside dry. Place the turkey in a large roasting pan. Liberally salt and pepper the inside of the turkey cavity. Stuff the cavity with the thyme, lemon, one of the onions (quartered), and the garlic. Brush the outside of the turkey with the butter and sprinkle with salt and pepper. Tie the legs together with string and tuck the wing tips under the body of the turkey. Peel and slice the remaining onions, toss them with 1/4 cup olive oil, and scatter them around the turkey.

Roast the turkey for 1 hour. Toss the carrots, potatoes, and fennel with 1/4 cup olive oil and add to the roasting pan. Continue to roast for about 1 1/2 hours, or until the juices run clear when you cut between the leg and the thigh. Remove the turkey to a cutting board and cover with aluminum foil; let rest for 20 minutes.

Stir the vegetables and return the pan to the oven. Continue to cook the vegetables while the turkey rests. Slice the turkey and serve on a platter with the roasted vegetables.

did you guys ever think to google barefoot contessa turkey??
ina is amazing...some say pretentious..well she should be. her recipes are amazing (try the perfect roast chicken) so easy! it makes you look like you slaved for hours, and you didn't.
and to respond to the "good pepper" comment...really?? fresh ground peppercorns..hello!!

Only Hillbillys would find her shortcomings so irritating. Go back to the Appalachian hills where you belong and tune you banjo's ! Ina is a class act and great teacher. America is a land of opportunity, learn how to make a buck and shut up.

Wow! What a lot of criticism... her laugh, her size, her friends. She is a great cook and fun to watch. I've tried many of her recipes and have gotten raves. My only complaint is she uses too many different liquors and I can't afford to have such a stockpile. Please stop the petty complaints. If you don't like her laugh, her friends or her size - STOP WATCHING

Ina knows how to cook delicious food.She also knows how to nurure her husband and her friends with her warm quirky fun loving personna ( and some kick a$$ cocktails!!!!!)I like the way she conducts herself on camera.She is an astute educated savvy businesswoman as well as a very popular celebrity "chef". Ina's recipes are the only ones I have tried from any of the Food Network shows and all of them were delicious.
If people do not like her then do not watch her show.