Drunk man found at grocery store eating avocados

Full story: El Paso Times

Police said a man was arrested at a grocery store after workers found him at a table in the deli, eating avocados, cake and other items.

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gtommer Saint Paul, MN	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #1 Aug 26, 2009 They were avocados for Christ's sake. You cannot arrest a man for eating avocados. They're too good.
Bruce Azusa, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #2 Aug 26, 2009 He musta had the munchies.
Spahn Ranch Since: Aug 09 168 United States	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #3 Aug 26, 2009 He was trying a new recipe for guac using beer.
William Pena “Out in the West Texas” Since: Mar 08 5,648 town of El Paso	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #4 Aug 26, 2009 Avocados? That's the pits.
joop Anthony, NM	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #5 Aug 26, 2009 haha, that's ridiculous! lOl he must of drank too much!
debbie Newnan, GA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #6 Aug 26, 2009 thats what drunks are for
carlyg “Is this a vork?” Since: Jan 08 2,759 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #7 Aug 26, 2009 What about the people who eat the grapes and share with their kids?
Cheeka-Weeka Since: Feb 08 20,190 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #8 Aug 26, 2009 At least he picked something good!

Hippichick “Don't harsh my mellow, man!” Since: Aug 08 21,096 Great State of Oklahoma!	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #10 Aug 26, 2009 Judged: 1 Holy guacamole!
carlyg “Is this a vork?” Since: Jan 08 2,759 Location hidden	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #11 Aug 26, 2009 Hippichick wrote: Holy guacamole! LMAO!
stopTAGGING ourWALLS “Irony, metaphor, film @ eleven” Since: Feb 08 6,528 Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #12 Aug 26, 2009 Delicatasen. Eating avacados. And cake. Drunk man. Delicatesen. North Dakota. Arrested and jailed. Oh, yeah, I mentined North Dakota. Do they elect their chief of police? Sheesh....another slow news day.
Clear the air Hayward, CA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #13 Aug 26, 2009 Judged: 1 1 1 Plums, and a CONNECTING table, not part of the same table or another table altogether. Meanwhile, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff has serious doubts about our ability to prevail in our now 7 year old conflict in Afghanistan, while US and NATO losses mount, setting a record for fatalities already this month. But that would be an ACTUAL story for a REAL newspaper with an informed readership.
Groovyghoulie “Nice Gloomy, Spooky Day” Since: Apr 07 2,046 Uniondale , NY (Nassau Cty)	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #15 Aug 26, 2009 Guac? Ehm only a little buzzed.
Rodney El Paso, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #16 Aug 26, 2009 There is always a bright side to everything. He could have wound up at a strip joint and tried to eat....well, let's not go there.
Disconnected tables Philadelphia, PA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #17 Aug 26, 2009 Damn, I would have to be "out-of-my-mind" drunk to eat an avocado...now eatin' that stuff at the strip club, on connecting tables, is a whole different game. We're talkin' real menu there.
drunk again Folsom, PA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #18 Aug 27, 2009 Judged: 1 Was it Ted Kennedy?
what in the sam York, PA	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #19 Aug 27, 2009 to many in the sand bag........
dumb El Paso, TX	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #20 Aug 27, 2009 What a dumb drunk. You're supposed to let them ripen at room temperature for two days before eating.
Intellectual Flatulance Orlando, FL	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #21 Aug 27, 2009 In oter news, Unlce Tury shitts out an enchilada into his waders! Film at 11.
stopTAGGING ourWALLS “Irony, metaphor, film @ eleven” Since: Feb 08 6,528 Old Mesilla/New Las Cruces	Reply » \| Report Abuse \| Judge it! \| #22 Aug 27, 2009 Oh, my gawd.....that was me? Crap, I hope no one else finds out.
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