Citizens Discuss New Columbia Skake Park

What in the world is a skake park?

DrMcNamara wrote:

What in the world is a skake park?

It's what happens when you have editors that like to really impress the nation with their edumucation.

Okay... for those of you who believe I am too hard on the editors.... UGH.. Wait until topix members from other states get a hold of this one.

OH BOY!!! a skake park!!!!!

DrMcNamara wrote:

What in the world is a skake park?

Got me the word is not even listed in my ebonics, rap or ghetto Dictionaries.

WLTX living up to its standards as usual.

Pour it now so we don't have to witness officers slam dunking skaters around the state!

Did paris hilton cut the ribbon or the cheese??

They need to move forward as fast as they can with building this park so the skaters will stay out of my parking garages. I just hope that having this dude's design will draw them to the park. I am tired of having to run them off due to the destruction they cause, then have to deal with their punk retaliations by destroying further property. BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME!(I Hope!)

Great,
My son Would love to have a skate park in Orangeburg SC.

DrMcNamara wrote:

What in the world is a skake park?

Maybe they meant a skank park? That could be where all the trashy little teenage girls with limited parental guidance go to hang out in their skimpy little clothes...

Why all the negativity?
People like you make me sick.

Get over you archaic ways of thinking.

This is the best thing to happen to the Columbia skateboarding community in a long time.

POUR IT NOW

735stacey wrote:

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Maybe they meant a skank park? That could be where all the trashy little teenage girls with limited parental guidance go to hang out in their skimpy little clothes...

LOL, LMAO! You beat me to it!

Larry Reaves wrote:

Why all the negativity?
People like you make me sick.
Get over you archaic ways of thinking.
This is the best thing to happen to the Columbia skateboarding community in a long time.
POUR IT NOW

The negativity is towards the misspelled headline, sir. Not the actual park, not from me anyway. Perhaps some skaking will clear your head.

Whatever man - you guys are just plain out disrespectful.

Spelling is a way of life...
Spell or Die!

Some people have anger management issues...

DrMcNamara wrote:

What in the world is a skake park?

You must live in the same outdated hole where many in South Carolina like to reside.

Here's a little fun thing to do.

The grocery store where I shop is plagued by these drooping panted dimwits. A couple of days ago I walked over to a couple who were trying to do some trick, but were too scared to actually commit to the movement. Typical of the emo-boys that pass for males these days. They looked to be about 15 or 16.

Anyway, I pulled a $50 out of my pocket and asked them if they'd like to have it. They said "yeah". Even getting that single syllable out seemed very taxing to their verbal talents.

I told them if they could answer two questions, I'd give them the money. A dull fog came over their eyes, which I had to guess meant, "OK."

So I asked the first question:

1. "Name the three branches of the Government."

Their answers were delightful. "The Statehouse! Bush! Which three?!"

"Sorry, no.. I'll try again."

2. "Name any two members of the President's Cabinet."

"The doors!(No, I'm not kidding.) "

Again the skakerboys had no clue.

3. "Name the Governor and Lt. Governor of our state."

This time there was just dead silence.

I told the boys better luck next time and turned to leave. Believe it or not, one of them asked if I'd give them $10.00 just for "trying."

"No," I said, "but you do get the universal reward for failure. Nothing."

These cretins actually believed they were entitled to something just because they "tried." Very funny!!

I guess a skake park for the chillren (yes, chillren) is better than a skank park! That's unless they are going to get a "screet" edumacation and if that's the case they can just call WLTX it should be's (yes, be's) a little safer.

WColaGal wrote:

They need to move forward as fast as they can with building this park so the skaters will stay out of my parking garages. I just hope that having this dude's design will draw them to the park. I am tired of having to run them off due to the destruction they cause, then have to deal with their punk retaliations by destroying further property. BUILD IT, THEY WILL COME!(I Hope!)

Oh they will come....that is if the city doesn't hassle them about helmets.

HAHAHAHAH! a SKAKE park! the k isn't even CLOSE to the t!