"The play picks up pace when the men arrive."

"Falcon and Bartlett as the Spanish brothers were appealing with their shaky English, charm and high emotions. Their scene was one of the best scenes in this play, which at times moved tediously slow."

"It has warmth and good humor guaranteed to keep audiences happy. "

More than ten paragraphs, in a mostly regurgitated high school book report-style, and there are 4, FOUR!!! sentences of actual show review. Unbelievable. Unbelievably BAD review. Again.