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Dec 15, 2008 | Posted by: roboblogger

Poor Jen

Full story: OhNoTheyDidnt

Jennifer Aniston was so desperate to be in a relationship when her new movie goes head-to-head with ex-husband Brad Pitt's latest that her aides interviewed potential partners for her, it was claimed today.

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Nic

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Why say anything..The thread topic says enough..lol
Chick Flick

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Isn't it pathetic that the Whorie-Armpitt fans have to make up such bunk?

They should be worrying about the fact that Armpitt just won't make an honest woman out of La Whorie. Shucks - a Midwestern boy turns Hollywood, loose morals and all.
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Chick Flick wrote:
Isn't it pathetic that the Whorie-Armpitt fans have to make up such bunk?
They should be worrying about the fact that Armpitt just won't make an honest woman out of La Whorie. Shucks - a Midwestern boy turns Hollywood, loose morals and all.
I don't understand a word you just said.
what i get

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Chick Flick wrote:
Isn't it pathetic that the Whorie-Armpitt fans have to make up such bunk?
They should be worrying about the fact that Armpitt just won't make an honest woman out of La Whorie. Shucks - a Midwestern boy turns Hollywood, loose morals and all.
And he's not getting any younger or better looking.
He probably only did Benji Bung hole so he could age backwards and get younger with makeup and special effects. A return to his glory days, but it didn't work. He'll have to settle for the special effects alcohol brings.
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what i get wrote:
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And he's not getting any younger or better looking.
He probably only did Benji Bung hole so he could age backwards and get younger with makeup and special effects. A return to his glory days, but it didn't work. He'll have to settle for the special effects alcohol brings.
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Poor Jen, my ass!!!
What about Rihanna?

You didn't see John Mayer shove Jennifer's face
down into her own birthday cake, did you?
You did not see John Mayer bash Jennifer across
the front of her nose, with his guitar, while
singing Happy Birthday to her...did you?

Well, neither did I.
I was not invited, either.

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Fake Story:

Baby. It is me. Chris.
Baby, please. Please forgive me.
I was drunk. You know that I can not drink.
I told you that I can not drink.

Baby, I blanked out.
When you smashed me, in my eye,
I saw stars, and that is all
that I remember. Do you believe me?
Do you still love me? Can I see you.
I am sitting outside of your house,
and I want to come in and tell you how
sorry that I am, for what I did.

I need you to tell me what happened.
What did I do? I swear I don't remember.
Please open the door and let me come in
for just one minute, and I promise that
I will never bother you again.

I just want to see you one more time.
I do not care if your cheek is swollen
or not. You will always be beautiful to me.

I will close my eyes if you want me to.
I just want to hold you one more time.

If you want to hit me, it will be alright.
You can punch me. You can cut me. You can
kill me, but let me come in and let me kiss
you goodbye, first, and I will die happy.

(Yes, Chris. Come in. But don't look at me.
Just hold me, and let me cry on your shoulder,
and in your arms. I miss you, as much as you
miss me. I can not live without you either,
baby.)
Vince

Deland, FL

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blondie wrote:
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Poor Jen, my ass!!!
What about Rihanna?
You didn't see John Mayer shove Jennifer's face
down into her own birthday cake, did you?
You did not see John Mayer bash Jennifer across
the front of her nose, with his guitar, while
singing Happy Birthday to her...did you?
Well, neither did I.
I was not invited, either.
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Fake Story:
Baby. It is me. Chris.
Baby, please. Please forgive me.
I was drunk. You know that I can not drink.
I told you that I can not drink.
Baby, I blanked out.
When you smashed me, in my eye,
I saw stars, and that is all
that I remember. Do you believe me?
Do you still love me? Can I see you.
I am sitting outside of your house,
and I want to come in and tell you how
sorry that I am, for what I did.
I need you to tell me what happened.
What did I do? I swear I don't remember.
Please open the door and let me come in
for just one minute, and I promise that
I will never bother you again.
I just want to see you one more time.
I do not care if your cheek is swollen
or not. You will always be beautiful to me.
I will close my eyes if you want me to.
I just want to hold you one more time.
If you want to hit me, it will be alright.
You can punch me. You can cut me. You can
kill me, but let me come in and let me kiss
you goodbye, first, and I will die happy.
(Yes, Chris. Come in. But don't look at me.
Just hold me, and let me cry on your shoulder,
and in your arms. I miss you, as much as you
miss me. I can not live without you either,
baby.)
Well Queen of the Asses if you are so upset over that incident post it in the apporpriate place stupid...LOL

You and the it...Nic and compnay all have to be from the same demented gene pool...the sense of humor all of u have are too abnormal to be a freaky coincidence...LOL

And the Dept. of Health ask you to leave your skanked out diseased arse out of any action or conversation...LOL
blondieeeeee

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Well Queen of the Asses if you are so upset over that incident post it in the apporpriate place stupid...LOL
You and the it...Nic and compnay all have to be from the same demented gene pool...the sense of humor all of u have are too abnormal to be a freaky coincidence...LOL
And the Dept. of Health ask you to leave your skanked out diseased arse out of any action or conversation...LOL
Just as I thought.
A relapse.

RELAPSE!!!

Call 911.
Get an ambulance here, quickly.
Call his girlfriend, Chick Flick
and let her know where we are taking him.

Start the IV-drip.
Move!!! Give him oxygen.
He is going into shock.

Look at his beady red eyes,
they are spinning.

OOOh, and that smell.
The bile is rising.
Vince

Deland, FL

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Feb 12, 2009
 
blondieeeeee wrote:
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Just as I thought.
A relapse.
RELAPSE!!!
Call 911.
Get an ambulance here, quickly.
Call his girlfriend, Chick Flick
and let her know where we are taking him.
Start the IV-drip.
Move!!! Give him oxygen.
He is going into shock.
Look at his beady red eyes,
they are spinning.
OOOh, and that smell.
The bile is rising.
Can't handle the truth can you...LMAO

The smell must mean you still haven't gotten honest and paid your debt.

Water...water everywhere and not a dime she'll pay so everyday folks say.....STAY AWAY...LMAO
Nic

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Feb 12, 2009
 
hummmmmmmm I wonder what happened to Allan?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Niki

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Brad is still competing. Jen has a 15 million dollar GREEN mansion.
So he has to go and rent a 40 million mansion and call it a 60 million mansion.

Where is Ugly Betty ... i mean Blondie. I'm sure she is out with her walkman jogging those pounds away.
Nic

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haaaaaaaaaaa Yea He is competing..
So where it the Oscar nomination..Golden Globe Nom.. that he is competing with Porn Jen?
haaaaaaaaaaaa
yeaaaaaaaaa Sure He is..lol
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Did you hear Heidi Klum is pregnant with #4, is it? One from a previous deal and then 2 with Seal and one on the way.
Chick Flick

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Tex_ wrote:
Did you hear Heidi Klum is pregnant with #4, is it? One from a previous deal and then 2 with Seal and one on the way.
I heard about that. I've seen him interviewed, and he really gushes over her. It's sweet. He has that British accent that's very appealing. Plus, he's so talented. I can't help but wonder if her parents like him. I have a German SIL, and she's extremely Aryan.
Nic

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look Asain,
As someone said..Get yourself some Vaseline..Lube up your fingers and go to work..Find that spot and make yourself happy..You Frigged Cow!!
Chick Flick

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Nic wrote:
look Asain,
As someone said..Get yourself some Vaseline..Lube up your fingers and go to work..Find that spot and make yourself happy..You Frigged Cow!!
You're so fixated on me. I love it. LOL LOL
Vince

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Apr 20, 2009
 
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You're so fixated on me. I love it. LOL LOL
IT sure is...small minds can only hold so much info and same old rants...racist and bigots never change do they CF...LOL IT...NIC....continues to shows us what a scumbag IT is...word...LMAO
Nic

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Chick Flick wrote:
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You're so fixated on me. I love it. LOL LOL
haaaaaaaaa
Nic

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CF sure is...small minds can only hold so much info and same old rants...racist and bigots never change do they CF...LOL CF.......continues to shows us what a scumbag She is...word...LMAO
Mayson

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Did you hear about Madonna falling off her Horse?
I didnt realize that Jolie and Her have that in common.....they like Horses....LOL LOL LOL
Chick Flick

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Vince wrote:
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IT sure is...small minds can only hold so much info and same old rants...racist and bigots never change do they CF...LOL IT...NIC....continues to shows us what a scumbag IT is...word...LMAO
ITA, Vince - too much information explodes ITs teeny, tiny brain(s). IT really is a racist and bigot, too. Have you noticed how IT always calls me "Asian", like ITs trying to insult me?
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