Angelina Jolie Beau Brad Pitt Tells Vince: Marry Jennifer Aniston

Well, the "rag magazines" have come out, today.
One of them claims that there has been or will be a secret meeting between Brad and Jen. I have not read it, yet, but I mean, Honestly, how very silly. What crap!!! I don't think that Brad would be caught dead with Jennifer, and visa versa.

comments wrote:

Every article that has not been quoted by any of the actual
parties involved should be taken with a grain of salt. All these rags print their articles based on "anonymous" sources who claim to be a friend, associate, close source of so-and-so. These claims are never checked out. The only basis for publication is will this article make money.
Notice how Jen now refuses to talk to them now. Nada. Because she saw that no matter what she said the gossip/rag would put "their" spin on it. Look at the quote "because Brad feels guilt." Hmmm how in the world would they know that? Would any friend of Brad really say that or even talk to them--both Brad and Jen are private people and likewise all their known friends respected with privacy.
Anywho Jen made some small comment to a magazine and the gossip/rag would "interpret" the comment their way to the point where Jen was actually offended. So next time they asked her something "how are you and Vince's love life going?"
she told them that she's not going to cover her private life. I totally agree with her and a number of other celebrities who have chosen that approach. Give the publicity to people like Paris who loves it and freely says what she wants to the press. Why can't the media leave those that want to be left alone alone. Perhaps more readers should tell them to take a hike and leave their favorite celebrity alone.

I agree - but that's the price of fame. If stars expect us to pay to see their movies (and they DO receive exorbitantly outrageous sums of money for the work they do), then they will also have to expect that many fans and most paparrazi won't leave them alone. I'm sure that given the choice between being rich, yet hounded, versus being poor and left alone, none of the stars would forsake their wealth and fame, simply to have privacy.

Oh, I tried and I tried to get sweet Carol Ann to blow her stack, but she remaind, ever the lady, and kept her calm composure. Not like that hopeless pill-box, Maya. Poor Maya. She blows up like the Pillsbury Dough Boy that chewed up all of the yeast!!! Why do you let me pull your chain, like the handle of your runney toilet, with the rusty, broken handle?
Maya, does your foot that is covered with flakey, peeling, swollen corns and bunions ache when it storms outside? I am not talking about the foot that you lost to the swamp alligators last summer, when your hung your feet in the water to kool them down.

Maya. Just call in the cats. They've been out hunting rodents long enough. Like you, they are tired. Brad and Angelina are tired of you, and your hunting and pecking on the keyboard, these last six months. Call it a day, old girl. Call it a day.

Blondie wrote:

Oh, I tried and I tried to get sweet Carol Ann to blow her stack, but she remaind, ever the lady, and kept her calm composure. Not like that hopeless pill-box, Maya. Poor Maya. She blows up like the Pillsbury Dough Boy that chewed up all of the yeast!!! Why do you let me pull your chain, like the handle of your runney toilet, with the rusty, broken handle?
Maya, does your foot that is covered with flakey, peeling, swollen corns and bunions ache when it storms outside? I am not talking about the foot that you lost to the swamp alligators last summer, when your hung your feet in the water to kool them down.
Maya. Just call in the cats. They've been out hunting rodents long enough. Like you, they are tired. Brad and Angelina are tired of you, and your hunting and pecking on the keyboard, these last six months. Call it a day, old girl. Call it a day.

The Draino, Blondie - the Draino. Drink it, spew your crap out, and give us a break from your bullshyt.

Carol Ann wrote:

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The Draino, Blondie - the Draino. Drink it, spew your crap out, and give us a break from your bullshyt.

it is boooring...a rambler. I don't read it.

SORRY, Blondie...I thought YOU wrote this to the other person, this was not meant for you.
I rather enjoy your posts.
I pushed the reply button too soon.

I know a lot of celebrities are very gracious to their fans and people who want to interview them. But there comes a time when the fame, the crowds, the chasing in dangerous ways of the paparazzi eventually get to them.

Jen was wonderful during her Friends times. She was famous enough to be loved but not harassed. The separation/divorce has indeed taken a toll on Jen, Brad, and Angelina. People want fame but not like that kind of fame where paparazzi look over your fences with zoom lens cameras and chase you in unsafe ways including while you are driving. Britney Spears admits to having a break down. She may have earned icon status, but at too much of a price. Marilyn Monroe eventually ran into the same problem. It's possible she did indeed committ suicide because everything was too much for her. All these stars in the beginning enjoyed their work, enjoyed their fans, and many were courteous to the tabloid media. But their comes a time when the fame (or notoreity) becomes too much and where the paparazzi "cross the line." I think it was sad that some guy crashed into Lindsay Lohan's car just to get a picture of her. He got off only because she (17-18 years old) didn't take the time to get witnesses.

All I'm saying is they do enjoy the money and fame and understand the sacrifice. But there comes a time when if the fame is too much the hounding becomes almost unbearable. One known tactic to keep them quiet is to not say anyting at all. Some sources (magazines) many stars are willing to talk to in an interview because their statements get printed as is. One such magazine is People magazine. That one has become a choice to Brad Pitt. Other magazines (I understand Rolling Stone is one of them) will do a hatchet job on you. Totally twist what you say and you can't sue them. Famous people (e.g. stars, politicians) are less protected from slander because they are famous. That is just the way the law is currently.

Carol Ann wrote:

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Now, Blondie, you've come out swinging, again. Tut, tut. If you keep talking about me like that, everyone is going to think that you have a secret crush on me ... and this is not a lesbian talk forum. You need to take your lesbian fantasies elsewhere. BTW, I think I recognize you from another forum ...

I am simply saying that if Vince keeps Jennifer too busy to sit around thinking about ways to try to come between Brad and Angelina, that would be great. IMO.

If Jennifer were to get Brad back in her clutches again, I still think that she would not know what to do with him. I think that she would only mess it all up again. IMO She just does not have what it takes, when it comes to Brad. IMO.

So, marrying Vince sounds just perfect.

Nichol Kidman has gone on with a new man.

Blondie wrote:

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I am simply saying that if Vince keeps Jennifer too busy to sit around thinking about ways to try to come between Brad and Angelina, that would be great. IMO.
If Jennifer were to get Brad back in her clutches again, I still think that she would not know what to do with him. I think that she would only mess it all up again. IMO She just does not have what it takes, when it comes to Brad. IMO.
So, marrying Vince sounds just perfect.
Nichol Kidman has gone on with a new man.

If Jennifer were back with Brad again, it wouldn't work. Too much water has gone under that bridge.

I admire Nicole's manner of handling that whole mess with Tom Cruise. He's a fruitcake - nutty as hell. When he babbled his mouth off about post-natal depression, psychiatry, etc., I wanted to slap the shyt out of him. Poor naive Katie is going to wake up one day and realize, if she hasn't already, that she saddled herself with a real jackass.

Carol Ann wrote:

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If Jennifer were back with Brad again, it wouldn't work. Too much water has gone under that bridge.
I admire Nicole's manner of handling that whole mess with Tom Cruise. He's a fruitcake - nutty as hell. When he babbled his mouth off about post-natal depression, psychiatry, etc., I wanted to slap the shyt out of him. Poor naive Katie is going to wake up one day and realize, if she hasn't already, that she saddled herself with a real jackass.

Hey CarolAnn-good morning!!
I don't think Jen would want to get back with Brad at this point. Sometimes, time does heal all wounds.

brad who wrote:

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Hey CarolAnn-good morning!!
I don't think Jen would want to get back with Brad at this point. Sometimes, time does heal all wounds.

Good Morning, Brad Who!

No, I don't think she wants him back, either. But she'd probably love for all of the hoo-ha to die down.

It's been hot here. How's the weather up your way?

Vince should marry Jen... That would be a very good union...

brad who wrote:

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Hey CarolAnn-good morning!!
I don't think Jen would want to get back with Brad at this point. Sometimes, time does heal all wounds.

I think the feeling would be mutual from Brad don't you think? I seriously doubt he'd want to be anywhere near her and all her emotional baggage. He's got someone who quite obviously loves him very much and they have their beautiful family and he is enormously happy and blessed, and frankly, Brad deserves all the happiness he can get in life.

Madam X wrote:

Vince should marry Jen... That would be a very good union...

Well, she was recently photographed with a huge rock of a ring on. Maybe the weddings bells are starting to peal.

Carol Ann wrote:

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If Jennifer were back with Brad again, it wouldn't work. Too much water has gone under that bridge.
I admire Nicole's manner of handling that whole mess with Tom Cruise. He's a fruitcake - nutty as hell. When he babbled his mouth off about post-natal depression, psychiatry, etc., I wanted to slap the shyt out of him. Poor naive Katie is going to wake up one day and realize, if she hasn't already, that she saddled herself with a real jackass.

Same here on Tom. Although I do like Tom, there is definitely something there that speaks 'fruit-cakiness'.

I'm sure if Katie did not convert to Scientology, Tom would have by-passed her for another starlet. I'm sure we all know that Tom is the only reason she converted too. ;) Such a shame.

deburke wrote:

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Same here on Tom. Although I do like Tom, there is definitely something there that speaks 'fruit-cakiness'.
I'm sure if Katie did not convert to Scientology, Tom would have by-passed her for another starlet. I'm sure we all know that Tom is the only reason she converted too. ;) Such a shame.

Hi, D.

Yes, I know -- a waste of a perfectly nice young woman, with a future ahead of her - and she squanders it by getting mixed up with that nut-job Cruise.

Carol Ann wrote:

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Hi, D.
Yes, I know -- a waste of a perfectly nice young woman, with a future ahead of her - and she squanders it by getting mixed up with that nut-job Cruise.

Agreed Carol Ann!! I feel so bad about Katie Holmes what a mess she has made. And unfortunately Tom the know it all genius does not believe in Lithium.

Pamela wrote:

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Agreed Carol Ann!! I feel so bad about Katie Holmes what a mess she has made. And unfortunately Tom the know it all genius does not believe in Lithium.

Hi, Pamela! I know. Tom Cruise is the looniest loon of them all. If anyone is in need of Lithium, he is!

Maybe he'll become a Scientology priest, or some such thing, and then disappear into his Hubbard nonsense.

As to Katie, maybe as she matures, she'll realize what a marble bag TC really is.

Carol Ann wrote:

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Hi, Pamela! I know. Tom Cruise is the looniest loon of them all. If anyone is in need of Lithium, he is!
Maybe he'll become a Scientology priest, or some such thing, and then disappear into his Hubbard nonsense.
As to Katie, maybe as she matures, she'll realize what a marble bag TC really is.

What's wrong with being crazy. I am crazy. You should try it sometimes. It can be quite nice, if you are with the right person.

You see, when you are crazy-ha-ha, and not crazy-uh-oh, you just have a laugh a minute. Most people should really be rich, and they can pull being crazy off a little better than when you are poor like I am. But then, I have the luxury of having nothing to lose, that much.

I hope that Vince makes up a great pre-nuptual agreement, or he will have to pull strings to make sure that Jennifer earns as much as he does, the way that I think Brad may have arranged Jen's career. IMO.

And then he leaped from the plane with a wave goodbye to Jenn, while she scratched her head, and wondered where he was off to.

(I do not expect anyone to get this joke.)

I am being ignored out of existance these days.

Blondie wrote:

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What's wrong with being crazy. I am crazy. You should try it sometimes. It can be quite nice, if you are with the right person.
You see, when you are crazy-ha-ha, and not crazy-uh-oh, you just have a laugh a minute. Most people should really be rich, and they can pull being crazy off a little better than when you are poor like I am. But then, I have the luxury of having nothing to lose, that much.
I hope that Vince makes up a great pre-nuptual agreement, or he will have to pull strings to make sure that Jennifer earns as much as he does, the way that I think Brad may have arranged Jen's career. IMO.
And then he leaped from the plane with a wave goodbye to Jenn, while she scratched her head, and wondered where he was off to.
(I do not expect anyone to get this joke.)
I am being ignored out of existance these days.

Well said Blondie!!! I think I got the joke!