Late Night: Stephen Colbert says stoners will decide 2012 election

Q: What do you call a stoner who doesn't inhale?

A: Mr. President.

OBAMA TO GRANT IMMUNITY TO YOUNG ILLEGALS...

FLASHBACK:'The notion that somehow, by myself, I can do these things, it's just not true'...

PRESIDENT SCOLDS:'I didn't ask for argument'...I am King.

But doesn't take questions -- again!

The boy has no balls.

Le Jimbo wrote:

OBAMA TO GRANT IMMUNITY TO YOUNG ILLEGALS...
FLASHBACK:'The notion that somehow, by myself, I can do these things, it's just not true'...
PRESIDENT SCOLDS:'I didn't ask for argument'...I am King.
But doesn't take questions -- again!
The boy has no balls.

Immunity? Just how stupid are you?

You'd have to be really stoned AND stupid to believe another 'obama promise'

Liberals are going to get smashed to pieces in the next election just like in Wisconsin.

A disproportionate number of liberals are homosexual.

Eighthman wrote:

Liberals are going to get smashed to pieces in the next election just like in Wisconsin.

Can I have some of what you are smoking?

Sprecher wrote:

A disproportionate number of liberals are homosexual.

A disproprotionate number of closet queens are Republicans.

Jingle bells

Eighthman wrote:

Liberals are going to get smashed to pieces in the next election just like in Wisconsin.

The Koch bros have purchased Wisconsin.
$cott Walker was a WalMart bargain for them.
Time will tell if the zeitgeist is justified.

Imhoteph wrote:

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The Koch bros have purchased Wisconsin.
$cott Walker was a WalMart bargain for them.
Time will tell if the zeitgeist is justified.

Attention sht4brains!!! Pull your head out of colbert's behind...libelous nitwit.

Colbert can be very funny but to make this Bomb of a joke the headline in this story is just stupidity by the topix editor.

The slug colbert understands the self-serving lord marshal b. h. obama needs useful idiots to prevail.

Liberals ae going to get smashed in the coming election. "The Private sector is Fine." Kiss my butt you out of touch idiot liberals. Landslide. Obama to lose big.

Wall Street Government wrote:

<quoted text> I need to to tell them?
Teabaggers have been doing that since the tea party was formed.
If you're not a teabagger, you're an Anti-American communist.
Then there is this:
Everyone knows that Tea Party revolutionaries fear and hate socialism about as much as the Antichrist. Which is funny, because the Tea Party movement’s dirty little secret is that it owes its existence to the grandaddy of all Antichrists: the godless empire of the USSR.
What few realize is that the secretive oil billionaires of the Koch family, the main supporters of the right-wing groups that orchestrated the Tea Party movement, would not have the means to bankroll their favorite causes had it not been for the pile of money the family made working for the Bolsheviks in the late 1920s and early 1930s, building refineries, training Communist engineers and laying down the foundation of Soviet oil infrastructure.
Poor teabagger.

Attention Wall Street Communist!!! Yes indeed you have flipped your lid, douchebagger.
Once again...Your sleazy attempt to connect the USSR to Koch in the early part of the past century and to The Tea Party in 2011 is a deranged joke.
Let me educate you and your like minded history illiterate libelous pals...The entire USA, The entire UK et al allied with Stalin during WWII. That fact alone cancels your self-serving knee jerk assumption that you can single anyone out from the era like you and your ilk have done to the relatives of the Koch brothers. Furthermore, any oil related assistance provided by the USA, Koch et al to the USSR prior to WWII obviously was key for the USSR to defeat Nazis. The Cold War began in 1946, douchebagger.
You are one pathetic libelous runt talking out your butt stooping lower than a snake's belly trying to connect dots that obviously cannot be connected. You are a useful idiot for the communist party sleazebags who are stinking up American politics, those dots connect.

Have we solved the problem with drugs and alcohol to now allow for Marijuana decriminalization.

Let's decide ONCE and FOR ALL...all drugs? no drugs?

And who the hell cares what some celebrity's opinion is?

They live an ELITIST lifestyle of charter jet travel (while we get patdowns and body touches), they have personal assistants, personal chefs, get carted around in limos, are garbed in costly clothing, live in luxurious mansions and we should care what these dunces say?

And that goes for all celebrities who favor ANY political party.

They are JERKS, who are out of touch with the everyday person.

Focus:

When a President talks about immigration, then he doesn't have to talk about the:

economy, jobs, unemployment, deficit.

It ain't gonna help illegals if there the economy is lousy, there are no jobs, unemployment is high and they will have an albatross of debt hung on their shoulders.

It's the ECONOMY!

Le Jimbo wrote:

FLASHBACK:'

More cross-posted, off topic DUMBOSPAM.

The streak continues....

Amnesty: A general pardon for a whole class of offenses against a Government. The President side stepping Congress, who represents the citizens of the U S, in this matter, is an impeachable offense. If Congress won't act the law abiding citizens of the U S must remove him at the ballot box.