Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

Oct 12, 2011 Full story: CNN 32,004

Editor's note: Dean Obeidallah is an award-winning comedian who has appeared on TV shows such as Comedy Central's "Axis of Evil" special, ABC's "The View," CNN's "What the Week" and HLN's "The Joy Behar Show." He is executive producer of the annual New York Arab-American Comedy Festival and the Amman Stand Up Comedy Festival.

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Haw Haw

Chicago, IL

#10049 Jun 24, 2012
No Surprise wrote:
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You're an atheist that has no belief in anything except for what exists today. So your input counts for what that you have no belief in?
You trying to prove religion wrong is like a theistic person trying to prove atheism correct...lol...stupid is, stupid states as well you prove.
let's follow that logic... me trying to prove religion wrong is like a theistic person trying to prove atheism correct.

Because I as an atheist obviously believe religion is a load of crap, why wouldn't a religious theistic person also believe that atheism is correct....

Ooooookaaaaaaayyyyy

Whatever you say, Marge.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#10050 Jun 24, 2012
NoMo wrote:
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Yes...he will straighten her out real quick. Mitt will too...women should have a DRESS CODE!!
Some women don't unfortunately.... but Heavenly Father does.

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#10051 Jun 24, 2012
Dana Robertson wrote:
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I love your willful inability to misunderstand. It wasn't his religious benefits he should be in prison for, God will deal with him on that. It's for his stealing, murdering, and child molesting he should had been i9n prison for. But that is what makes him such a great prophet for you, isn't it?
Considering he did no stealing, murdering, or child molesting at all, yes, he was a great Prophet of the Lord.

The only reason you have for stating he belonged in prison is your hatred for the Lord's Church.

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#10052 Jun 24, 2012
Burka..catholic school girl... Little house on the prairie..
Please tell us...we love being compliant:)

“Good day to you!”

Since: Oct 08

Earth

#10054 Jun 24, 2012
NoMo wrote:
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If only...can u imagine in ur wildest....if u were one of the 15??? In ur dreams, u are next. Psycho..right?
Your quite boringly predictable, you know that correct? And your insinuations, I am not surprised that you would find the actual depth of the filth of your mind is actually quite shallow and so near to the surface of your everyday common thinking.
The filth and and depravity that you feel so at ease to speak with of others does reveal much of yourself you so loath and hate and project to others, you realize that of yourself correct?
See, a normal mind would never consider speaking the filth you speak with so freely. And the fact that you do it with such regularity would cause others to believe you speak this way to and around your kids without batting an eye.
That means you're one very depraved, angry, self loathing individual that pretty much hates the world and all it contains except for what doesn't offend you and that happens on a rare occasion.
You really need some help. seriously.

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#10055 Jun 24, 2012
No Surprise wrote:
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Still having closet dreams NuMu? Hmm?? lol...
I can imagine your kids had you to help them to brain wash them to believe your opinion of Mormons before they had a chance to think for themselves.
I had a family member like you. They hated/detested all things Mormon like you. No doubt you did as they did, you lied, you told stories of filth and stupidity to scare the *hit out of your kids before they could develop their own opinion.
But that's NuMu logic as you prove you use in here day after day. You'd rather write, thinking your hurting peoples feelings and emotions with gutter filthy trash talking words then use some actual intelligence without all your sarcasm and demented wit you toss about like a disease you want others to have.
No doubt your kids are the split image of your mentality you shine forth in these threads each day. You must be so proud to that taught them to be and speak and think like you huh :)
No..sexually confused excommunicated Mormon tweaker...my kids we're exposed to ur amway Mary Kay stalkers before we got to Utah. They both requested to go to private schools after a year in ur Meccah. This cult u love and yearn to be a part of again...they are the most despicable, judgmental, bigoted, hateful, manipulative, lying, sadistic,...etc(u get the picture)
That I've ever seen...and I've lived in a lotta places...did u know there is actually a re-enlistment form u can fill out? Lol google it
Haw Haw

Chicago, IL

#10056 Jun 24, 2012
NoMo wrote:
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Yes...he will straighten her out real quick. Mitt will too...women should have a DRESS CODE!!
Straighten her out, polish her up whiter than snow, and BRACE her for the smiles to come :) Dress code is only the start. Modesty in all things. Clean thoughts, a clean mouth, free from all stain of sin and the unsightliness of excessive calculus. We must drill out the decay of debauchery and fill in the cavities of corruption with the Silver Armor of Sacred Skivvies.

He is, after all, her bishop... who's also a denist. Her words.

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#10057 Jun 24, 2012
No Surprise wrote:
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Your quite boringly predictable, you know that correct? And your insinuations, I am not surprised that you would find the actual depth of the filth of your mind is actually quite shallow and so near to the surface of your everyday common thinking.
The filth and and depravity that you feel so at ease to speak with of others does reveal much of yourself you so loath and hate and project to others, you realize that of yourself correct?
See, a normal mind would never consider speaking the filth you speak with so freely. And the fact that you do it with such regularity would cause others to believe you speak this way to and around your kids without batting an eye.
That means you're one very depraved, angry, self loathing individual that pretty much hates the world and all it contains except for what doesn't offend you and that happens on a rare occasion.
You really need some help. seriously.
Ur total jealously of those Viagra guzzlers is duly noted. Damn...u really need to be watched.

“Duty is a Privilege! ”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#10058 Jun 24, 2012
But.... Men should have a dress code too.

And, it's just nasty when they parade around in wife beaters or without shirts and tight jeans.

God gave both Adam and Eve the commandment to cover up...

BTW... I'm 5'8 and all my skirts are way below my knees... I never have problems finding clothes.

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#10059 Jun 24, 2012
Haw Haw wrote:
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Straighten her out, polish her up whiter than snow, and BRACE her for the smiles to come :) Dress code is only the start. Modesty in all things. Clean thoughts, a clean mouth, free from all stain of sin and the unsightliness of excessive calculus. We must drill out the decay of debauchery and fill in the cavities of corruption with the Silver Armor of Sacred Skivvies.
He is, after all, her bishop... who's also a denist. Her words.
Haha..it's already happened...bless her heart..he drills it into her weekly(lol..sorry)
Haw Haw

Chicago, IL

#10060 Jun 24, 2012
piratefighting wrote:
But.... Men should have a dress code too.
And, it's just nasty when they parade around in wife beaters or without shirts and tight jeans.
God gave both Adam and Eve the commandment to cover up...
BTW... I'm 5'8 and all my skirts are way below my knees... I never have problems finding clothes.
I wholeheartedly agree. It should be mandatory as soon as Mitt gets into the White House for all men to wear the Tartan kilt, traditional Scottish dress, and carry bagpipes in public.

All because piratefighting doesn't like wife beaters, bare chested men, or tight jeans.

Only whenever I pass piratefighting in my kilt, I reserve the right to lift up the rear portion of it at her so that she can get a rarified lunar treat.

The Lard has spoken!!

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#10061 Jun 24, 2012
piratefighting wrote:
But.... Men should have a dress code too.

And, it's just nasty when they parade around in wife beaters or without shirts and tight jeans.

God gave both Adam and Eve the commandment to cover up...

BTW... I'm 5'8 and all my skirts are way below my knees... I never have problems finding clothes.
yeah...it depends on what they look like. But that's a personal opinion...so if women wear burkas, what do men wear?

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#10062 Jun 24, 2012
piratefighting wrote:
But.... Men should have a dress code too.

And, it's just nasty when they parade around in wife beaters or without shirts and tight jeans.

God gave both Adam and Eve the commandment to cover up...

BTW... I'm 5'8 and all my skirts are way below my knees... I never have problems finding clothes.
what shall they wear? Please describe..I might even agree with u, lol
...it should require restraints so they won't masturbate themselves gay, right? I think u need to encourage the head RS lady to give a talk about that...lord knows how many incubators U've lost due to all the unsaid messages.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#10063 Jun 24, 2012
piratefighter wrote:
<quoted text>
Wow... that's an impressive Christian mouth you have.
It's no sin to tell the truth.

“Good day to you!”

Since: Oct 08

Earth

#10064 Jun 24, 2012
Haw Haw wrote:
<quoted text>
All the proof needed is in his roster of wives; seven under the age of 18 to be exact:
Helen Mar Kimball, age 14
Nancy Winchester, age 14
Fanny Alger, age 16
Flora Woodworth, age 16
Sara Whitney, age 17
Lucy Walker, age 17
Sarah Lawrence, age 17
You can also go ahead, put your money where your mouth is and prove that I have done the same with anyone under age 18. You won't be able to, though.
Proof isn't a word in your vocabulary. Neither are logic or evidence, for that matter.
Though we erringly call them girls, girls of 14 and older from the early 1900s on back were anything but "girls". They were very matured young ladies. They ran house holds when mom wasn't there. They raised siblings and other "adopted" kids if need be. They cooked and cleaned and shopped and sewed clothes and what ever else needed mending. They usually knew a fair to great deal about herbs and were medics of their own right.
You can project your 21st self righteous attitudes onto the way people lived more then a hundred years ago and do it with real stupid ignorance. Not often were marriages between age related persons ever happen because of "love". They were mostly about convenience and what each person could do for the other and that person's family. Prearranged marriages between age related and or the occasional young to old were common. This happened especially in religious groups.
Now if you wish to speak of a man 0f late 20s to 40s marrying a girl of 14 to 16 in the 21st century when there are so many his own age to marry available, now I will agree the word "molest" can be loosely used though other words would be more descriptive.

Since: Oct 08

Location hidden

#10065 Jun 24, 2012
No Surprise wrote:
<quoted text>Though we erringly call them girls, girls of 14 and older from the early 1900s on back were anything but "girls". They were very matured young ladies. They ran house holds when mom wasn't there. They raised siblings and other "adopted" kids if need be. They cooked and cleaned and shopped and sewed clothes and what ever else needed mending. They usually knew a fair to great deal about herbs and were medics of their own right.
You can project your 21st self righteous attitudes onto the way people lived more then a hundred years ago and do it with real stupid ignorance. Not often were marriages between age related persons ever happen because of "love". They were mostly about convenience and what each person could do for the other and that person's family. Prearranged marriages between age related and or the occasional young to old were common. This happened especially in religious groups.
Now if you wish to speak of a man 0f late 20s to 40s marrying a girl of 14 to 16 in the 21st century when there are so many his own age to marry available, now I will agree the word "molest" can be loosely used though other words would be more descriptive.
u are a monster.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#10066 Jun 24, 2012
Cary L Nickel wrote:
<quoted text>
Considering he did no stealing, murdering, or child molesting at all, yes, he was a great Prophet of the Lord.
The only reason you have for stating he belonged in prison is your hatred for the Lord's Church.
As you are a retard who has only two brain cells and the inability to use even those two, I can see how you would buy any BS that would come along and tell you that you can become a God. That would appeal to an idiot servant who refuses to see any facts that isn't spoon fed to him by the one who penis he is sucking on. You are proof to the saying "there is a sucker born every minute." It is inbreed idiots like you that is the reason there will always be a Moron church.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#10067 Jun 24, 2012
No Surprise wrote:
<quoted text>
Still having closet dreams NuMu? Hmm?? lol...
I can imagine your kids had you to help them to brain wash them to believe your opinion of Mormons before they had a chance to think for themselves.
I had a family member like you. They hated/detested all things Mormon like you. No doubt you did as they did, you lied, you told stories of filth and stupidity to scare the *hit out of your kids before they could develop their own opinion.
But that's NuMu logic as you prove you use in here day after day. You'd rather write, thinking your hurting peoples feelings and emotions with gutter filthy trash talking words then use some actual intelligence without all your sarcasm and demented wit you toss about like a disease you want others to have.
No doubt your kids are the split image of your mentality you shine forth in these threads each day. You must be so proud to that taught them to be and speak and think like you huh :)
You don't have to brainwash anyone when the truth will do. I was able to stop a woman from joining the church just by showing her the underwear she would have to wear after joining. She stopped the missionary lesson that same day. When you are not sucked in by the lies, it is easy to see the stupidity that is called Mormonism, like when members pretend that people get married to not have sex. Only a Mormon would buy that BS, and it would have to be a really stupid one, because even LDS leaders admitted it happened. Cary is a good example of what I'm talking about. He sucks the prophets penis all day and thinks it Moroni's horn. That's what the prophet told him.

“Too much LDS in the 60's”

Since: Sep 10

Marysville, CA

#10068 Jun 24, 2012
No Surprise wrote:
<quoted text>
Though we erringly call them girls, girls of 14 and older from the early 1900s on back were anything but "girls". They were very matured young ladies. They ran house holds when mom wasn't there. They raised siblings and other "adopted" kids if need be. They cooked and cleaned and shopped and sewed clothes and what ever else needed mending. They usually knew a fair to great deal about herbs and were medics of their own right.
You can project your 21st self righteous attitudes onto the way people lived more then a hundred years ago and do it with real stupid ignorance. Not often were marriages between age related persons ever happen because of "love". They were mostly about convenience and what each person could do for the other and that person's family. Prearranged marriages between age related and or the occasional young to old were common. This happened especially in religious groups.
Now if you wish to speak of a man 0f late 20s to 40s marrying a girl of 14 to 16 in the 21st century when there are so many his own age to marry available, now I will agree the word "molest" can be loosely used though other words would be more descriptive.
So it was OK for Smith to stick his dick in anything he wanted because other people did it? You used that word "common" again. That's your justification? It was "common?" So there wasn't anything special about Smith, he was "common". I would hope that God could choose someone better to restore his church than some "common" low class person.

“Good day to you!”

Since: Oct 08

Earth

#10069 Jun 24, 2012
NoMo wrote:
<quoted text>
No..sexually confused excommunicated Mormon tweaker...my kids we're exposed to ur amway Mary Kay stalkers before we got to Utah. They both requested to go to private schools after a year in ur Meccah. This cult u love and yearn to be a part of again...they are the most despicable, judgmental, bigoted, hateful, manipulative, lying, sadistic,...etc(u get the picture)
That I've ever seen...and I've lived in a lotta places...did u know there is actually a re-enlistment form u can fill out? Lol google it
You do realize that you have painted a picture of your character/personality that you use to describe Mormons with?
Also revealing, you characterized mere Mormon children to teens and anyone older as being ..."..the most despicable, judgmental, bigoted, hateful, manipulative, lying, sadistic,...etc(u get the picture)That I've ever seen..." And you made that one lump judgement call as if it was as normal of you to beat a child or whatever.
I knew convicts in prisons that would wince at some of your general characterizations of others. And the same filthy, derogatory mind gutter speech that many used as you do daily, they would have been asking for a high five from you as praise for your ability to speak as you do.
And you state you raised children? I have to say I feel for them. I hope the filth and hate of your mind you express daily here didn't do to much damage to their own minds as children.

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