I Didn't Intend To Cause Pitt Divorce

Analina translation ~ it is ok to have an affair if you dont mean to.

sure ya didn't, honey.

amel wrote:

Analina translation ~ it is ok to have an affair if you dont mean to.

That is prety good.

yo no hablo engles.. por favor de tocar el numero dos para el espanol...hehehe

I'm so sorry, Angelina. I had no idea he would tell you I gave him a blow job and you would get so jealous about it that you would divorce him! Hey, come on... let him back into your life. He's so cute we can share him, can't we?

That way you don't have to suck that gorgeous manmeat of his anymore, I'll gladly take that off your "hands" (hahaha) for you... besides, guys give better blow jobs any day... even Brad said it was better than yours!

What, you don't believe me? Go ahead, ask him, I dare you!

GayBlade wrote:

I'm so sorry, Angelina. I had no idea he would tell you I gave him a blow job and you would get so jealous about it that you would divorce him! Hey, come on... let him back into your life. He's so cute we can share him, can't we?
That way you don't have to suck that gorgeous manmeat of his anymore, I'll gladly take that off your "hands" (hahaha) for you... besides, guys give better blow jobs any day... even Brad said it was better than yours!
What, you don't believe me? Go ahead, ask him, I dare you!

Hey, somebody wake up Phoenix,
and tell her that there is a big fat lying
liar on this site that could use an ass kicking,
and his mouth could use a good washing out.

I wonder if Jennifer Aniston will be
shocked and appauled at this filth.

It reminds me of Jennifer's talking dog,
Dollie. You know the one that is really a white
witch, in disguise.

Well.
Goodbye.

here we can see again that celebrities would say anything to look good.
she would like to meet Jen: yeah right, Brad offered her to do so, just empty words.
she didn´t look for a relationship: then she should have left the set of MMS without one.
sorry, Angie no ones buying it.

Blondie wrote:

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Hey, somebody wake up Phoenix,
and tell her that there is a big fat lying
liar on this site that could use an ass kicking,
and his mouth could use a good washing out.
I wonder if Jennifer Aniston will be
shocked and appauled at this filth.
It reminds me of Jennifer's talking dog,
Dollie. You know the one that is really a white
witch, in disguise.
Well.
Goodbye.

OMG Blondie,WHAT?
Who would actually come on here and say that!
I just had a funny thought maybe Brad should tell Jolie about his other side.(joke)

Jenn
once again loses out.

Do you think if she was really this great gal her fans make her out to be.. she would have surely snagged bachelor George by now...or any of the single men from the oceans eleven cast...But they seem to run the other way..

Poor poor Jenn
She needs to marry a billionaire (older guy) who can help get her career back ontrack (by paying to make her movies) cause no one is gonna be paying her top dollar.

Now you know that George is not the marrying type nor is he in it for the long haul,,why would she want the guys from the Oceans eleven cast to begin with,so you all can say shes only dating them to get closer to Brad!
Btw you dont need to worry about Jenn she is doin just fine by herself she has enough money remember the Forbes list my dear Top Ranked actress!
Hahahaha hahahahahahahaha(sorry got carried away)

hahaha the joke is on you...as usual.. maysa is out of the loop..

Jen doin fine by herself with her millions.. sounds like a spinster socialite ... whats next she gonna pay for escorts? oh yeah she did that already with Paul..whatshisname again?

OMG you seem to be someone just able of being happy in a relationship! but just figure- there are people who can be happy with their lives and their friends. shes so happy right now, sorry that bothers you so much.
about the Georgie-thing. he´s been happy with his model-girlfriend for so long...how did you get the idea of Jen and George?!honestly stop taking that stuff-whatever it is;)
Of course AJ has to be in a relationship because she has no friends...just "friends" who run to the press everytime.

Jennifer is too young to stay all by herself,
without a red hot lover.

If she isn't careful,
she is going to wake up
in the middle of the night,
and find herself burning up
with desire, and no one to call
to put out the fire....(IMO)

Then she will shower, get dressed
and head out to the clubs.

Who will she run into out there?
Peeee Diddy?
Busta Rhymes?

Brett Michaels?
Colin with the Scottish accent?

Or Flavor Flav?

Jolie is a phoney. She wants to believe she’s some kind of savior. She travels to other countries as a goodwill ambassador…she see’s the poor, the oppressed, the hungry and the sick. Then she comes back to the US and walks around with a purse worth thousands of dollars! And don’t forget the money she spends on dermatologists, and facialists. She gets too much sun on her travels, all she has to do is drop a few thousand to have laser treatments. Can the people in the countries she visits do the same? Her children are dressed in expensive clothing (that they’ll end up growing out of). Big deal, so she gives her money to charity. She makes sure we all know about it, and she also writes it off on her income tax. There are others that give to charity, giving what little they have…including giving their time (most of us have to work to survive). Because she can give more, monetarily, and time-wise (she has her own plane), does that make her better? No. The sacrifice of giving to charity by someone barely making it,means more than someone like Jolie giving thousands or even millions of dollars.

To me, she’s dirty. There’s no sincerity. The truth will come out as it always does. What she does is for herself…be it to ease her conscience, or to gain publicity. The public believes hollywood because they worship these people. It shows how shallow we are, and how sorely lacking we are as human beings.

AJ and Pitt are rich because the public made them that way. It’s sickening how people like her are worshipped, and for what? Keep making them rich and watching their movies…what will you gain? They don’t give a crap about you. You lose the money you could have used to buy groceries or give to a charity you support.

Jolie is a phoney.

Blondie wrote:

Jennifer is too young to stay all by herself,
without a red hot lover.
If she isn't careful,
she is going to wake up
in the middle of the night,
and find herself burning up
with desire, and no one to call
to put out the fire....(IMO)
Then she will shower, get dressed
and head out to the clubs.
Who will she run into out there?
Peeee Diddy?
Busta Rhymes?
Brett Michaels?
Colin with the Scottish accent?
Or Flavor Flav?

You probably think I am crazy, but I would like to see her get together with any of these guys:

John Stamos
David Beckham (if he was not married)
Mick Jagger
That new James Bond guy

But the thing is it is really hard to follow Brad Pitt- I think

tmj3 wrote:

Jen doin fine by herself with her millions.. sounds like a spinster socialite ... whats next she gonna pay for escorts? oh yeah she did that already with Paul..whatshisname again?

Can you produce a check that shows she paid for his services? Didn't think so.. Why do you always make comments about her money, are you jealous she can wipe her ass with a hundred dollar bill while you wipe yours with a .99 cent bargain brand.

Aniston made her own money, she is independent, looks great and seem happy and unlike Jolie does not a man following her around.

The difference between the two is that Aniston has a dog name Norman, Jolie has one name Brad.

Redhead wrote:

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Can you produce a check that shows she paid for his services? Didn't think so.. Why do you always make comments about her money, are you jealous she can wipe her ass with a hundred dollar bill while you wipe yours with a .99 cent bargain brand.
Aniston made her own money, she is independent, looks great and seem happy and unlike Jolie does not a man following her around.
The difference between the two is that Aniston has a dog name Norman, Jolie has one name Brad.

The last part OMG I busted out laughing!
Thanks Redhead

blady02 wrote:

Jolie is a phoney. She wants to believe she’s some kind of savior. She travels to other countries as a goodwill ambassador…she see’s the poor, the oppressed, the hungry and the sick. Then she comes back to the US and walks around with a purse worth thousands of dollars! And don’t forget the money she spends on dermatologists, and facialists. She gets too much sun on her travels, all she has to do is drop a few thousand to have laser treatments. Can the people in the countries she visits do the same? Her children are dressed in expensive clothing (that they’ll end up growing out of). Big deal, so she gives her money to charity. She makes sure we all know about it, and she also writes it off on her income tax. There are others that give to charity, giving what little they have…including giving their time (most of us have to work to survive). Because she can give more, monetarily, and time-wise (she has her own plane), does that make her better? No. The sacrifice of giving to charity by someone barely making it,means more than someone like Jolie giving thousands or even millions of dollars.
To me, she’s dirty. There’s no sincerity. The truth will come out as it always does. What she does is for herself…be it to ease her conscience, or to gain publicity. The public believes hollywood because they worship these people. It shows how shallow we are, and how sorely lacking we are as human beings.
AJ and Pitt are rich because the public made them that way. It’s sickening how people like her are worshipped, and for what? Keep making them rich and watching their movies…what will you gain? They don’t give a crap about you. You lose the money you could have used to buy groceries or give to a charity you support.
Jolie is a phoney.

Hold on for a minute, while I ask her to bend over,
so that you can kiss her phoney back-side!!!

And that is putting it nicely.

Pamela wrote:

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You probably think I am crazy, but I would like to see her get together with any of these guys:
John Stamos
David Beckham (if he was not married)
Mick Jagger
That new James Bond guy
But the thing is it is really hard to follow Brad Pitt- I think

Pamela, Some might say that Jennifer is as mule headed
as they come, but her fans and maybe Jane Pitt might
sugar-caot it by saying that she is very determined
and very focused on her decisions.(Bad spelling, today.)

Put off having kids until being absolutely sure
that Brad and the marriage is perfectly perfect,
and that her movie career is sky-rocketing to
the high heavens....Good choice?

Ditch the husband because the marriage seems to have
run out of gas, and he seems to be emotionally captured
by the worlds sex goddess of all times....Good choice?

Run head-long into a very satisfying relationship with
Vince Vaughn, just to kick him to the curb, or to be
dumped by him, only to compound the matter by claiming
that there never-ever was any such affair with Vince
in the first place....Good choice.

Hey, wait. This is just too mean, even for me.

Jen has Paul. Things have worked out, for the better.
She is keeping her love life under wraps, just like
a kid of fourteen....oops! There I go again.

I shall remain quiet for a while.